Sleektooned Blog Logos 5: Sunday evening edition!
In case you missed it, I'm doing a late-summer project that involves Sleektooning other SBN hockey blogs' logos. Earlier chapters:
Part 1: Japers' Rink, Raw Charge, Nucks Misconduct.
Part 2: The Copper & Blue, SB Nation St. Louis, Winging It In Motown.
Part 3: In Lou We Trust, Matchsticks and Gasoline, Defending Big D.
Part 4: Hockey Wilderness, Stanley Cup of Chowder (2 options).
First off this evening is Lighthouse Hockey, SBN's New York Islanders blog. I'm not fond of cartooning the Islanders, because that's a pretty unspecific team name to try to decipher -- I suppose I could have drawn a fisherman, but I don't really understand the team's connection with that logo; is he from an island or something? So I just worked with the blog name by itself and tried to go for something eye-catching:
The coloring could have been a little better, but I think this design looks pretty cool. The lettering took me a couple of tries, and still isn't quite right, but it does draw the eye, I think. Satisfactory!
Speaking of tough-to-draw teams and creative logo lettering, I had no idea at first what I was going to draw for Habs Eyes On The Prize, SBN's Montreal Canadiens blog. Canadiens? Habs? None of it makes any sense to a cartoonist. But I was able to scrounge together something pretty mesmerizing:
It was a gamble, trying to combine the blog name with a set of eyes with the Habs logo (kind of), and then the teeth on top of that, but it seems to have paid off at least in one sense -- I can't stop staring at this one. It's still flawed, but considering the tough assignment, it's much better than I originally thought it would be. Hooray!
Two more (!) after the jump, though I'll warn you -- this post has some eastern conference bias.
Next up is the Toronto Maple Leafs blog Pension Plan Puppets. This one isn't the best, but quite frankly I'm tired of trying to draw puppet versions of Brian Burke and Ron Wilson -- this is the best I came up with on a handful of attempts before finally saying "OK, good enough." I also skimped a bit and used some computer lettering, though the P's were drawn by hand.
This one should have been better -- if I had drawn a better Ron Wilson, he wouldn't need to carry around a dry-erase board to label him as a "coach", and my Burke's not that great either. And the overall design looks like a floppy disc. But I did put in some effort into this one, and I'm done trying. :)
Last design today is for Arctic Ice Hockey, the once-stats-only blog that inherited the Winnipeg Jets when the Thrashers were relocated from Atlanta. There's a lot that I didn't feature here: a jet or a plane, any hint of the awesome stats-work that's still being done on that blog, or anything really associated with Winnipeg -- it's probably an awful logo design for that site, quite frankly. But it does have a nice pathetic charm to it:
Awwww. Poor, poor Thrashers. :)
Anyways, hope you enjoyed this batch, because preseason's pretty much here -- I may not get to the rest of the blogs right away. In the immortal spirit of BoC, though, whatever!
Go Logo Go.
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Meh...
The middle two are kinda iffy…The first one has probably you best wording done so far and the last one doesn’t look at all like a Whalesharkplane thing…
Good job!
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Yeah, I’m probably going to cut short the series — I suspect with completion comes a lot of mediocrity. Some teams and blog names are just tough to draw for. The timing’s good for a break anyways; I think I’m headed off to Ducks practice/scrimmage in the morning.
I was actually pretty happy about the Habs one, if only because I went into it thinking it was going to be impossible. It really makes me appreciate that I draw for an easy-to-cartoon team.
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I have to applaud the effort though. And I’m glad the ones the Canucks were in on (NM and SCoC) were probably the best …in my biased opinion!
Seriously, nice work though
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Still not as good as all his Bear Jesus cartoons that turned into Nuck losses though…
:P
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Fucking
Bear Jesus. I hate that guy
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
by Semi_Colon on Sep 18, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 11 recs
Hahaha
I rec’d this and it shows up as
Recommended Fucking on Battle of California – 09/18/11 7:24 PM PDT
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on Sep 18, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 10 recs
Everyone should recommend fucking
I certainly do
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
it cannot be understated how awesome bear jesus is…right there with shark in a suit giving stinkfin
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, completion’s a crazy project, but there were a lot of good ones. I’m still pretty fond of the Matchsticks & Gasoline one too.
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by Earl Sleek on Sep 18, 2011 6:26 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, I’m probably going to cut short the series
NOOOOOOO! You have to see this thru to the bitter end!
Plus I like the Arctic one.
GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Sep 18, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
He can finish next off season…we have time…..Well maybe you don’t but the rest of us are young….
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
I worry bout you guys – you seem to have age issues. Afraid of death are you? :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Death? No. Getting older..maybe.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Then I have a suggestion for you – die young. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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already planning on it. I’m just debating on if I should take up guitar and join the 27 club
These are the demands and sayings of tohon
haha my only plan is to die before I end up in a nursing home. which according to you fools is anytime soon. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Well, there’s probably a few more coming, but I think I’m done with installment posts.
I did purposely neglect the Rangers and Sabres because I knew they were the European opponents — I may do logos for those gamedays. And I do really owe the Avs guys one — they’ve wanted a new one, but I’ve been stumped on what a Yeti should be doing. And I was going to close with a BoC series; that still may come.
But from now on I think it’s going to be way more sporadic.
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You have to see this thru to the bitter end!
You do know what the bitter end would be, right? I’m totally stumped on how to draw anything for the Western College Hockey Blog. :)
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You should do a BoC one, whoever made that logo made it weird.
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I’m actually surprised how well that old cartoon has held up. That was one of this site’s first cartoons ever, back when every step happened in MS Paint. Go mouse-sketches! :)
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by Earl Sleek on Sep 19, 2011 6:58 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I liked the old Bicycle King style, always gave me a chuckle.
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The Habs one horrifies me...
Which is how I feel about French Canadians in general, so all in all, good work.
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I’m thinking of approaching this fantasy draft differently this year – each time prior I would set up my draft and then proceed to suck during the course of the season. I"m staring at it now trying to think how to set it up, maybe I should just leave it at the sucky yahoo setting and just go with it.
It can’t be much worse than how I do anyways.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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I had a fantasy draft this past weekend, same time as my choir retreat. My solution? I had Rudy draft it. :)
And he did well enough, shockingly enough.
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by Earl Sleek on Sep 18, 2011 7:25 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I had my first-ever fantasy draft earlier today. I still feel pretty clueless about the whole thing, but I’m hoping to come out of it knowing at least a little more about the players in the East.
by Bad Czech Pun on Sep 18, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You might, if you actually czech their statistics every day.
by meetyourmako on Sep 18, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You can’t quit now! The quality of the logos has only gotten better and better, even as the difficulty of subject-matter has gone up! The Lighthouse one is really slick, the Eyes on the Prize one is…creepy, but as you said, eye-catching. The puppet one is absolutely terriffic and I love the sad thrasher because it’s hilarious and doesn’t acknowledge the new (old) name. All of them are looking cleaner than the first few of this series.
Seriously, the puppets are fucking rad. Puppet Burke is even better than your Devil Lou and the dry-erase board is great! Cartoons are supposed to hit readers on the head with things like that; it’s not your failure as an artist.
Results are cleaner, but I’m spending a lot more time on them, too. It’s weird, perhaps, as I never before really had drafts of cartoons — that’s tiring!
We’ll see how I feel after a few days, maybe — besides, it feels like it’s been a long time since I’ve written about hockey. :)
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Speaking of which who do you think budges Doughty or Lombardi?
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— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Doughty will win, kind of. Fewer than seven years, I’d say.
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by Earl Sleek on Sep 18, 2011 8:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Doughty reminds me right now of those asshole free agents in EA Sports NHL who absolutely won’t sign for any length of time more than their desired amount, no matter how much you offer them. I hate those guys
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Well, I’d probably guess that he gets less money for his less years.
Maybe it’ll be something like 6.5 × 4 or something, I dunno — how far is he from UFA again? I’m not paying great attention to the whole thing. :)
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I’m just mad because they always ruin my perfectly crafted Be A GM team with their exorbitant contract demands. In what world is Tuuka Rask a $7M a year goalie? C’mon!
:)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Speaking of…I just got Wade Belak in HUT it made me kinda sad…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
What a stupid game. Doesn’t it know that he retired?
by meetyourmako on Sep 18, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he wants 7 mil for 5 years…I don’t think that they shouldn’t give him more than kopitar makes though…
I think DL should move the years total but stay firm on giving him only as much a Kopitar makes…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
The Canadiens logo is just creepy
I would’ve thought the PPP logo was Brian Burke, pulling the strings literally, on Ron Wilson…
The more you drink, the less gruesome I look.
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I should have made them string puppets — probably could have been easier to draw, too. My next cartoon featuring puppets will be better! :)
(But yes, Burkie is pulling strings on Wilson this season, it seems. No contract extension until he “earns” it!)
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by Earl Sleek on Sep 19, 2011 7:01 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Marionette strings are way harder to see and are less cartoonily awesome.
by meetyourmako on Sep 19, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh really?

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Outstanding
Arctic Ice Hockey’s is brilliant.
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great again earl..nothing like starting off monday with toons!!!
hey weres your report on the practice?…u see sk 11 there?
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 7:17 AM PDT reply actions
I haven’t been yet — headed over this morning for my first taste. We’ll see what I end up observing — I might just pick a seat and start cartooning. :)
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by Earl Sleek on Sep 19, 2011 7:25 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
hopefully caryle is preaching defensive instruction….
hopefully sk will come here and tell u herself…but she told me..selanne still looks good…was keeping up with the speedy cogliagno..smith-pelly is a big beast who tired out quickly..
pretty excited about the upcoming season..curious as to whom might surprise us with there play
she also said getzlaf looks stupid and lazy…lets hope he had been drinking the nite before and was in recovery mode
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I might just pick a seat and start cartooning.
This!
by meetyourmako on Sep 19, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
the lighthouse one i think was the best of thie batch..defintaly catches the eye…lets hope dominik likes it….good dude over there
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 7:40 AM PDT reply actions
i think hes a guy?
the cold thrasher is hilarous btw
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Fantastic, Sleek
I like that the ocean is about to swallow us whole (hopefully taking Town of Hempstead leaders with it). Thanks for doing us the honor.
But the freezing Thrasher is my favorite so far.
Lighthouse Hockey: A flute with no holes is not a flute. A Dane with no holes is Frans Nielsen.
Yeah, it was tough to do LHH for the main reason that your logo’s already pretty awesome. All I could add was making the lighthouse one of the actual letters.
I’m a little surprised the frozen thrasher’s this popular — he nearly didn’t make the cut. :)
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Also, it turns out that I had never drawn a lighthouse before, and while it seems easy enough, it sort of brought up the fact that I’ve never really been to a lighthouse before. Wasn’t sure really how it was put together. Thanks, internet!
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i want to live in a lighthouse…its on the beach…overlooking the ocean..and u can signal everyone when its party time….whats not to like?…where can I get one?
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You seriously can get one
Earl, can I steal the LHH one for my SBN and Twitter avatar? I will give proper credit, I swear!
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by Keith Quinn on Sep 19, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Wanna go in on one of those free lighthouses, Spade? We just have to be a nonprofit corporation or community development organization. We could organize community parties!
by meetyourmako on Sep 19, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
We’re a hockey community, right? We can make this happen. The BoC Bastion of Terror!
by meetyourmako on Sep 19, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
change the light signal to a bat signal!!!….lets do this!!
earl said they dont profit much from all the blood sweat and tears of there posts…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Heh, I wonder if we could register as a type of 501© organization. There have got to be weirder/scarier groups running around with non-profit status.
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Dammit. That’s: 501(c).
I’m going to have to re-train myself to preview comments. Guess that’s what camp is for? :D
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Thanks man!
Look how fancy!
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Hmm
when it’s that small, it looks like Schoolhouse Rock
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looks awesome….if my avatar wasnt so awesome id beg sleek to do one for me
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 20, 2011 5:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I tend to just think of them as any old striped phallic symbol with a light tossed on at the end to give them a practical function.
Lighthouse Hockey: A flute with no holes is not a flute. A Dane with no holes is Frans Nielsen.
Alrighty, gang — off to training camp for a bit. We’ll see what internet looks like at Honda Center — I’m guessing “spotty”! :)
Play nice.
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Great series, Earl — I thought RW and BB were excellent.
Also, thanks for keeping us out-of-town fans updated on camp! Can’t wait to hear your thoughts.
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So far drills are really boring! But Perry hit Getzlaf once and the Rat shockingly hit Sbisa.
Scrimmage starts at 10 — that’ll be more watchable.
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by Earl Sleek on Sep 19, 2011 9:44 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
sweet live commenting melikes
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
the Rat shockingly hit Sbisa.
Perhaps it was belated punishment for this.
(Please tell me you guys already made fun of this.)
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oh hi gracie baby!!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Uh, so I’m back. Really not that much to report, other than Honda Center is really cold and practice is really boring. Thanks to Jen from AC for keeping me company, though.
Hard to tell who looks good or bad or anything, though I do like some of our “unspectacular” new defensemen. Smaby and Guenin seem like pretty reliable options on a small sample size. And really, the Rat stood out as a guy who did well in most of the drills he was in — go vet.
No shows: Bobby Ryan, Mathieu Carle, Kurtis Foster, Toni Lydman, Matt Beleskey (the latter two might be practicing on their own).
Hiller and Selanne seemed fine, though — hooray!
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Hiller and Selanne seemed fine, though — hooray
thats the best news to hear…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
And if you’re fond of the Getzlaf who passes way too often and gets angry when his team is hopelessly trailing, it looks like he’s ready to bring it again! :)
Actually, the worst was Brookbank slashing the shit out of Etem during the scrimmage. Etem had laid a sort of awkward hit on Sheldon, so he just slashed the shit out of him on the next play — it could have been suspendable in another venue. Etem was fine, though — even scored a goal on the play. :)
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And if you’re fond of the Getzlaf who passes way too often and gets angry when his team is hopelessly trailing, it looks like he’s ready to bring it again! :)
2 confirmations on baldy being stupid again…will this guy ever live up to his potiental..i assume he still doesnt shoot either..even though he might have the best shot sans teemu on the team…fantastic
Actually, the worst was Brookbank slashing the shit out of Etem during the scrimmage.
I tried to pretend he still wasnt on the team..
also he must be racist!!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, there were good plays by Baldy, too, but definitely one backhand pass across the ice to absolutely nobody. Didn’t really help him that he was playing with Rakell (nickname: Roadkill) and J.F. Jacques. I think that was intentional so that he would shoot. :)
We’ll see — I still have no idea what sort of year he’ll have.
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Oh yeah, and Lubo looked good, too — forgot to note that. He got burned on a mid-ice “pinch” for the first goal of the game, but was solid other than that. Was paired with Beauchemin a lot, and that seemed to work.
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instresting pairing…youd hope lydman could pair with fowler..youd have to similar “stay-home” and offensive pairings…hmmm
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope they put Lydman back with Lubo as soon as possible, but this seems like a workable “in the meantime” pairing.
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Shrug. I’m still going based on what I heard in June when he had his surgery. I left before Group B practice today, but Jen said he was out there non-contact the previous two days. I doubt he’s ready for Finland, but I don’t know that he’ll be too long after that.
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by Earl Sleek on Sep 19, 2011 12:46 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Thanks to Jen from AC for keeping me company, though
You’re welcome.
And you’re right, it was boring. Not much happened after you left.
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We’ll see what internet looks like at Honda Center — I’m guessing "spotty"!
Kind of like defense at the Honda Center.
by meetyourmako on Sep 19, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Now that Lombardi has Westgarth out of the way, he can focus on Doughty.
by RudyKelly on Sep 19, 2011 9:56 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
lol…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
I just got around to reading the BOC Quest for the Cup. That’s off-the-charts awesome! Makes me think maybe the Ducks aren’t absolute evil, just misguided, desperate weaklings who made a deal with the Devil. Although I can’t tell you how much I resent the representation of Pronger as an gift/instrument of God. Fuck you for that… But yeah overall superfastastic!

by meetyourmako on Sep 19, 2011 10:51 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
my suggestion for makin the link to it on the front page didnt help…when u sign up…you shouldnt be able to post till u read those…those are gold
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s where I found them. They deserve to be there.
by meetyourmako on Sep 19, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Reading “Chapter II: The Meddling Octopus” has reminded me that the Shark is now 3-2 against the Octopus and California is 6-6 against Detroit. Go, Sharks!
by meetyourmako on Sep 19, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
hehehehehehe
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
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by SeanCrosby87 on Sep 19, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
the representation of Pronger as an gift/instrument of God
This is actually perfect, in the same way that tsunamis and earthquakes are instruments of God.
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I assume that is like a reverse scuba tank
but my question is why it is over the Sharks mouth instead of it’s gills?
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by PNK on Sep 19, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Both that question and answer are brilliant.
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by Earl Sleek on Sep 19, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i concur…the smart-ass-ness of those two comments are intoxicating for a monday
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
sharks “breathe” in through their mouths and out their gills.
by meetyourmako on Sep 19, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
How does one successfully choke a shark? The only cases I can find are between the months of April and May.
by ScottyKnows on Sep 21, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
How does one successfully choke a shark?
Frustrate them with ridiculous goaltending.
by meetyourmako on Sep 21, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!!!
No wonder we couldn’t get past the third round.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
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by Diamondback15 on Sep 19, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
They get oxygen by water going through their mouth and out through they’re gills. It’s why they always have their mouth agape (see: Couture, Logan)
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
(see: Couture, Logan joe paveliski)…you got the wrong shark here

i call him joe “always ready for cock” pavelski…except when hes on team USA
"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 20, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions
ehh
"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
damn it earl dont say that…im sure one of those scrubs smaby or…i dunno pick a name of out hat would suffice better
"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Somewhere Andy Sutton is laughing his ass off and saying stuff like “at least I made it to the preseason you dumb fuck!!!”
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
i still cant believe earl’s chart showed sutton was somewhat useful…
"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 20, 2011 5:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Sooo
Doughty has now forfeited more money than most of us will probably make this year?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

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