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BoC league is nearly full. :) If you get cut out of Meg’s league, let me know.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Sep 19, 2011 2:00 PM PDT reply actions

What the hell? How many damn teams are we having in that monstrosity?

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Sep 19, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, it’s 20-max, so we need 1 or 3 more. Unless somebody I forgot I invited joins. :)

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Sep 19, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions

i came in 3rd in this monster of a league..damn im good

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, I think it was sixteen teams last year. Commissioner Blueballs upped the stakes.

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by Earl Sleek on Sep 19, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions

never tell me the odds!!

wooooo!!!!

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions

I came in third, dick!

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Sep 19, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions

hahahaha
Spade, you lost in the quarter finals as the 6th seed.

3rd pffffffffff.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Sep 19, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

this is some white man bringing the brown man down kinda shit…u crakka!!

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions

I merely stated a fact.
You get caught in a blatant lie, then pull the race card. Typical minority.

cant wait to get drunk at a game with your beaner ass!
You should get the victory pack, I got it last year, and it was cool.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Sep 19, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions

You get caught in a blatant lie, then pull the race card. Typical minority.

hahahaha

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Sep 19, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions

You get caught in a blatant lie, then pull the race card. Typical minority.

that was the joke lol

yea we need to catch a game together……

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 20, 2011 5:11 AM PDT up reply actions

Oh okay – well post that shit here, let’s get it filled up. Unless you or Rudy have someone specific you want to invite.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Sep 19, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions

ME! I wanna join and stuff.

"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn

"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93

by angryjay93 on Sep 19, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Invite sent!

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Sep 19, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions

ill play if you need one more

by Carl G on Sep 19, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions

OK, I think with you that makes 20 invites. Let’s see what happens!

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Sep 19, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions

thanks for the invite, but it looks like you’re full up.

“There was a problem
There is not room in this league if all teams from last year return. To join, get the commissioner to increase the maximum number of teams, or remove teams that will not be returning. (Error #638)”

by Carl G on Sep 19, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh, not sure on that. I’ll tell the commissioner! :)

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by Earl Sleek on Sep 19, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions

I may have overcommitted anyways — seems like we have 19 currently. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Sep 19, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions

no worries. Just let me know if you still need someone for that last spot.

by Carl G on Sep 19, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions

If you renewed the league

Even those you don’t invite back will hold spots unless you go to, I believe, the invite friends screen and delete their teams from this year’s league.

by warning on Sep 19, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, that’s all swell. I’m not the commissioner, though. :)

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Sep 19, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

lol

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 20, 2011 5:11 AM PDT up reply actions

Remove all these lurkers, make room for some regulars!

by ScottyKnows on Sep 20, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions

i kinda agree with this..at least come out the shadows..expose yourself!!!

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 20, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions

expose yourself!!!

We’re not playing that game again.

by ScottyKnows on Sep 20, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions

a literal pissing contest is what im talking bout

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 20, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions

haha Spade always wants people to expose themselves.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Sep 20, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions

We'll wait

until the bet is settled for that.

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by PNK on Sep 20, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions

sorry. not exposing myself.

by Carl G on Sep 20, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions

seriously everyone out of shape here?….im not saying in front of children

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 20, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions

round’s a shape.

by Carl G on Sep 20, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Some could just be modest.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Sep 20, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions

this too

by Carl G on Sep 20, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions

How is it full again? :( Mannnnn! I’ve been trying to get on every year. The one day I’m gone you guys decide to post it? Jerks.

by ScottyKnows on Sep 20, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions

You really should change you’re name

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Sep 20, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs

tee-hee

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 20, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Scotty is not my name, fool.

by ScottyKnows on Sep 20, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions

“Scotty” isn’t the portion of your name that you should change.

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Sep 20, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

just digging deeper scottty…and your samoan…of course your name isnt scotty

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 20, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Scotty: they just want you to go to scotnows. That YK is just offensive

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Sep 20, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions

That will teach you to be gone.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Sep 20, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions

First eight people to join get in, unless for some reason I hate you in which case I will kick you out.

yea i saw this and didnt bother…sniffle

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 2:18 PM PDT reply actions

No fatties: Dustins Byfuglien, Penner report to camp in shape

headline -—————————————————————→

well shit..there goes a lot of useful jokes for the year

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 2:31 PM PDT reply actions

I was second last year in the BOC league, any invites still left?

by Flax on Sep 19, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions

Sent!

And sorry — I looked at last year’s manager list and couldn’t decipher who a few people were. :)

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Sep 19, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Okay my league is full. That was fast.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Sep 19, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions

Dan Ellis and seven of his butlers are going to crush you this year.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Sep 19, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions

muhahaha…so wait fake dan ellis didnt join?

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions

FakeMegladonBOC:

I sent Chandler an invite for my fantasy league and he declined today. It’ss the worst day ever #FakeMegProblems

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 19, 2011 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

Done. Prepare for Tits.

Dump and chase

by cmatthew35 on Sep 19, 2011 3:29 PM PDT reply actions

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Just getting a head start.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Sep 19, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Oh cool, I want to-

Oh.

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by idunno723 on Sep 19, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs

So that makes 2 BoC leagues and 4 Anaheim Calling leagues I can’t get in on because I wasn’t on the sites at the exact moment they were posted.

He's fancy. He'll go glove.

by brokenyard on Sep 19, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

That’ll teach you for not reading constantly. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Sep 19, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions

yea never start a league on fri thru sundays….cuz I’m lucky to be lurker status on those days…cuz if im not in the league then it sucks..like megs now does

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 20, 2011 5:14 AM PDT up reply actions

I don’t want to be in any leagues but people keep asking me to join.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Sep 19, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Also, you smell

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Sep 19, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

4 Anaheim Calling leagues

Looks to me like you dodged four bullets.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Sep 19, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

i spit out my cofee meg asshole..it was starbucks

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 20, 2011 5:14 AM PDT up reply actions

cofee

Sounds delicious.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Sep 20, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions

There are 4 FTF leagues you could try joining.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Sep 19, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions

He's fancy. He'll go glove.

by brokenyard on Sep 19, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

Yeah, but imagine winning one of those leagues. It’d be glorious.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Sep 19, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions

I joined their secret Fifth league

He's fancy. He'll go glove.

by brokenyard on Sep 19, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

there’s actually like 6 leagues now.

Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn

by PNK on Sep 20, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions

next year, big guy.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Sep 19, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions

He won’t be paying attention next year either. :)

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Sep 19, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions

I don’t want to be humiliated anyway

Last place in fantasy baseball, woot!!!

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Sep 19, 2011 4:45 PM PDT reply actions

Winner of the BoC fantasy league gets a free copy of “Muscle Heatwave” right?

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That's it. I'm sending you to El Paso to live with your real parents.

by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 19, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions

now were talking!!!…I was hoping for a signed pic of chandler..but yea i see were your going kevin..oh right!

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 20, 2011 5:16 AM PDT up reply actions

I was hoping for a signed pic of chandler

This could happen.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Sep 20, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions

He's fancy. He'll go glove.

by brokenyard on Sep 21, 2011 6:06 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs

I saw him play in a celebrity game in San Jose once. He got an assist!

by meetyourmako on Sep 21, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions

ok, I have tkts for tonite’s game, upper level. If ya wants em, email me. I know it is late, but they are free and will just be going to waste.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Sep 20, 2011 2:38 PM PDT reply actions

2 tkts.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Sep 20, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions

let me know when you have tickets.

by ScottyKnows on Sep 20, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions

I have all the preseason games and ain’t gonna go to any. So my email addy is in my profile page.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Sep 20, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions

for preseason games, they usually let you move to wherever you wanna sit, so you could sit next to Teemu.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Sep 20, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions

It was a jab at the way you spelled tickets but awesome, thanks! =)

by ScottyKnows on Sep 20, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions

but, that is the way I always spell it. And that should be tnx.

another rule to follow — always end that phone call or email w/ boss with “hugs and kisses”

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Sep 20, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Does Megalodon's Discount Fantasy Warehouse

mean discount orphans?

Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn

by PNK on Sep 20, 2011 4:20 PM PDT reply actions

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