Wellwood Re-Signs In San Jose? No.
renhockey Renaud P Lavoie #sharks signed Kyle Wellwood for a one year / 700 000 $ contract
renhockey Renaud P Lavoie I'm a fucking idiot and also I smell like cheese
renhockey Renaud P Lavoie #jets signed wellwood and not sharks
I thought that horse comment to Patrick Marleau at the end there was uncalled for.
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Well I suppose he hung around long enough, the team had to sign him or tell him to get lost.
I’m happy.
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
Damn, if only Winnipeg was back in the Western Conference they’d have to add some rebar to the rinks in the Pacific Division.
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Saw him in SF doing stand-up which was really awesome and his bit on Conan was great. Oh and Wellwood is pretty cool, too.
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
I'm on the tweets
I've seen that before!
One of my favorite Norm moments haha and he isn’t into Swedish Germans.
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
I'm on the tweets
Man, why did Dustin Byfuglien have to be like 300 lbs… I can’t even make Kyle Wellwood fat jokes anymore…
Because I had a bunch of good ones.
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That's it. I'm sending you to El Paso to live with your real parents.
by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 8, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
^what he said
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"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on Sep 8, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I first discovered the joy of Kyle Wellwood fat jokes through Down Goes Brown. To that point, I had never really thought of Kyle Wellwood as fat, but they just sounded funny in a generic sort of way, especially when applied to a hockey player (hockey players tending to have normal body types, not being abnormally tall or large). The idea of a hockey player wreaking havoc in a buffet is funnier than, say, a football lineman doing the same.
So I guess, in a roundabout way, I’m agreeing with Rudy’s statement.
"I think you just outed yourself as Dean Lombardi. I knew it all along." — Rudy Kelly
Intriguing...
I’m happy with that.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Sep 8, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno…Meg’s other twitter-bro Brodie has been quiet on this. Meg, de-tweet him or whatever it is you people do.
by dikfor on Sep 8, 2011 6:42 PM PDT via iPhone app reply actions
Brodie’s too busy asking for tie advice and talking about how #beastin.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Sep 8, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
how #beastin he be, that is. It’s so fucking stupid my fingers refused to type it.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Sep 8, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s too busy fending off the political schemings of Carl Colombia and Ursula Uruguay.
by RudyKelly on Sep 8, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Nope.
#jets signed wellwood and not sharks.
-@renhockey
The reporter deleted the old tweets if anyone is wondering…
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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Easy come, easy go. Too bad. I like Welly.
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by whine_country on Sep 8, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Meg just plummeted down my blogger spreadsheet.
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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on Sep 8, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Shut up
I can read.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on Sep 8, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m usually such a great source when it comes to real hockey news.
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
Meg knows how to get the #poop.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Sep 8, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Remember the Norm Show?
Neither does anybody else.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on Sep 8, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I loved that show!
I remember one time his boss said the word “gypped” and Norm got fake-mad at him for insulting his “proud Gypsy heritage.”
He was a hockey player on that show.
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
Yes he was
and he had a dachshund named Weiner Dog and one of his coworkers was a prostitute.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on Sep 8, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
<a href=“http:// ”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuIQnIudVzw&feature=related" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuIQnIudVzw&feature=related" >More Norm.
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
I'm on the tweets
shit
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
I'm on the tweets
Of course then it turned out that the moth actually signed with the Jets.
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
Which of course only made the moth more depressed
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
I'm on the tweets
by pooponastick on Sep 8, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Rudy saves.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Sep 8, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I need cheering up.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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You’re only as old as you feel. :)
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by whine_country on Sep 8, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I am heading to Virginia tomorrow – catch you guys in a few days or so.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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C'mon Kyle
It’s Winnipeg not WinniePIG
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by Paul Udani on Sep 9, 2011 1:58 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs

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