Wellwood Re-Signs In San Jose? No.

Well I suppose he hung around long enough, the team had to sign him or tell him to get lost.

I’m happy.

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by Megalodon on Sep 8, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions

Damn, if only Winnipeg was back in the Western Conference they’d have to add some rebar to the rinks in the Pacific Division.

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by The Royal Half on Sep 8, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions

I love Norm Macdonald

Saw him in SF doing stand-up which was really awesome and his bit on Conan was great. Oh and Wellwood is pretty cool, too.

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by pooponastick on Sep 8, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions

http://youtu.be/lL0WayC7jW0

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by RudyKelly on Sep 8, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions

I've seen that before!

One of my favorite Norm moments haha and he isn’t into Swedish Germans.

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by pooponastick on Sep 8, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Man, why did Dustin Byfuglien have to be like 300 lbs… I can’t even make Kyle Wellwood fat jokes anymore…

Because I had a bunch of good ones.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 8, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions

To me, Wellwood jokes are funny because he’s not actually fat.

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by RudyKelly on Sep 8, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions

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"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn

by PNK on Sep 8, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

word.

by meetyourmako on Sep 8, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

I first discovered the joy of Kyle Wellwood fat jokes through Down Goes Brown. To that point, I had never really thought of Kyle Wellwood as fat, but they just sounded funny in a generic sort of way, especially when applied to a hockey player (hockey players tending to have normal body types, not being abnormally tall or large). The idea of a hockey player wreaking havoc in a buffet is funnier than, say, a football lineman doing the same.

So I guess, in a roundabout way, I’m agreeing with Rudy’s statement.

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by DougX on Sep 9, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, they’re buffet buddies now. Let the jokes commence!

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by ievans on Sep 8, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Don Rickles owns. Norm McDonald owes.

This is a good signing.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Sep 8, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions

In a way, Wellwood-Zeus-Mitchell is a low rent Frolov-Zeus-Meat Train.

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by RudyKelly on Sep 8, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Intriguing...

I’m happy with that.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Sep 8, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah that’s what i was hoping for.

I think a Mitchell-Zeus-McGinn line is going to be kind of a disaster…sigh.

by Khaaz on Sep 8, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Mitchell-Zeus-Ferriero/Mashinter?

by meetyourmako on Sep 8, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Just as bad.

by Khaaz on Sep 8, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

I dunno…Meg’s other twitter-bro Brodie has been quiet on this. Meg, de-tweet him or whatever it is you people do.

by dikfor on Sep 8, 2011 6:42 PM PDT via iPhone app reply actions

Brodie’s too busy asking for tie advice and talking about how #beastin.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Sep 8, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions

how #beastin he be, that is. It’s so fucking stupid my fingers refused to type it.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Sep 8, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions

word.

by meetyourmako on Sep 8, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

He’s too busy fending off the political schemings of Carl Colombia and Ursula Uruguay.

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by RudyKelly on Sep 8, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs

Mark my words, Archie Argentina is behind all of that.

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by ievans on Sep 8, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Nope.

#jets signed wellwood and not sharks.
-@renhockey

The reporter deleted the old tweets if anyone is wondering…

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by idunno723 on Sep 8, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions

Goddamn Frogs.

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by RudyKelly on Sep 8, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Easy come, easy go. Too bad. I like Welly.

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by whine_country on Sep 8, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Meg just plummeted down my blogger spreadsheet.

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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn

by PNK on Sep 8, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

I wrote this.

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by RudyKelly on Sep 8, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Shut up

I can read.

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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn

by PNK on Sep 8, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m usually such a great source when it comes to real hockey news.

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Battle of California

by Megalodon on Sep 8, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Meg knows how to get the #poop.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Sep 8, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

This post is now about Norm MacDonald.

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by RudyKelly on Sep 8, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs

Remember the Norm Show?

Neither does anybody else.

Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn

by PNK on Sep 8, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

I loved that show!

I remember one time his boss said the word “gypped” and Norm got fake-mad at him for insulting his “proud Gypsy heritage.”

He was a hockey player on that show.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Sep 8, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes he was

and he had a dachshund named Weiner Dog and one of his coworkers was a prostitute.

Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn

by PNK on Sep 8, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Hahaha Weiner dog

You can’t do anything right!

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Battle of California

by Megalodon on Sep 8, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions

<a href=“http:// ”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuIQnIudVzw&feature=related" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuIQnIudVzw&feature=related" >More Norm.

"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
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by pooponastick on Sep 8, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

shit

More Norm.

"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
I'm on the tweets

by pooponastick on Sep 8, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Of course then it turned out that the moth actually signed with the Jets.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Sep 8, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Which of course only made the moth more depressed

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by pooponastick on Sep 8, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions

That was awesome.

He's fancy. He'll go glove.

by brokenyard on Sep 9, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m a fucking idiot and also I smell like cheese

Awesome.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Sep 8, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah that makes it all worth it.

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Sep 8, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Rudy saves.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Sep 8, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Sad face. First Conor Jackson on the A’s, now Wellwood. I don’t care if they sucked major league in comparison to their teammates, I liked Mr. Wellwood.

by RedOscar on Sep 8, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

I need cheering up.

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by Angy on Sep 8, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions

You’re only as old as you feel. :)

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Sep 8, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions

http://youtu.be/2sjiJtyKOtg

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by RudyKelly on Sep 8, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions

I am heading to Virginia tomorrow – catch you guys in a few days or so.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Sep 8, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions