Sharks Gameday: I Can Smell Your Gameday
by Megalodon on Jan 21, 2012 5:00 AM PST
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A Sedin twin once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
You know what you look like to me, with your good glove and your cheap pads? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little skill. Good practice's given you some quick reflexes, but you're not more than one season from the minor leagues, are you, Roberto Luongo? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure Montreal. What is your father, dear? Is he in furniture construction? Does he stink of wood polish? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the NHL.
Prediction: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. Sharks win 4-3 with goals from Marleau, Pavelski, Burns, and Miggs.
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One of the Sharks should throw a wadded up ball of stick tape at Henrik Sedin as he skates by.
Also, I’ve always thought Red Dragon was one of those movies that should have been really good but just… wasn’t. You wouldn’t think you could fuck up a movie starring Ed Norton, Anthony Hopkins, Ralph Fiennes, Harvey Keitel, Emily Watson & Philip Seymour Hoffman but Brett Ratner is a very special guy.
fuck balls
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
GO SHARKS!
I had it on the wrong fucking channel and missed the first goal. Which is good considering it wasn’t ours. (sighs)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
But aren’t you rooting for the Canucks?
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Brad Winchester is not good enough to be playing this much. He keeps getting great chances but nothing happens because he’s Brad Winchester.
Injuries suck.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
I hear Crosby is in Ca … I say we kidnap him, drug him so he forgets who he is, dye his hair, then put him on the Sharks team.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Yeah we need another injured guy.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
Every team has injured players – they are all bound to get better before the playoffs.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Rudy pointed it out to me the other day – the Sharks make up all these games in hand with a busy March, when they play a TON of games.
Everyone should be nice and rested and healed for the playoffs.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
Blech, I’d take Parise before Crosby. Crosby’s got too much baggage.
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I’m reporting your comment!
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That doesn’t do anything. I report Rudy all the time!
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
Plus it was meant to say “I’d take neither”.
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A bit.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
So aggro today.
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GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Wooooooooooo all-star Couture!
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
Man these lines are so weird. Thornton steals the puck along the boards in the offensive zone, passes to a wide-open…Benn Ferriero!
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
Injuries suck.
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It seems like half of the forwards playing for the Sharks right now are guys who were supposed to be competing for fourth-line minutes at the start of the season.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
Niemi has been keeping the Sharks in the game this period. Lots of time in the defensive zone.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
Sharks on the PP! Let’s go 19th ranked Power Play!
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GOAL!!!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
GOAL!
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DAMN!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Boo.
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Why is there never anyone in front of the net? Especially against a goalie like Luongo, you would think getting in front would be a key to the game.
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…argh…
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Dan Boyle ties it up!
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And we’re back down again. Boo.
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