Kings Gameday: Thoughts During The Flames-Kings Game
-Oh god I'm so bored.
-I said this in the off-season:
I'd like the Kings to sign him early and then move him to a wing so Andrei Loktionov can play center. If that happened I think I'd actually really like Jarret Stoll, mostly as runoff from my love of Andrei Loktionov. But it probably won't (and even if it did I still wouldn't really like him)
I was wrong: somehow I hate him even more now that he's a winger.
-If Brad Richardson or Trevor Lewis could finish then Andrei Loktionov would have like 30 assists by now. If he would just shoot the Goddamn puck he'd have like 20 goals.
-Oh hey look, another stifled breakout. Good job guys.
-Games like this make me think I could play in the NHL.
-I want to shoot Brad Richardson into the Sun or trade him to Nashville... well not Nashville, he'd end up scoring 15 goals a season there. Columbus.
-What will the Kings' bottom six look like next year? I should ask Quisp.
-The Kings should call up Marc-Andre Cliche. I don't know how but they should do it. I just like that guy.
-Justin Williams is cool too.
-Why is the 4th line out there with 2 minutes left in the game?
-Quisp:
Toffoli - Loktionov - Moller
Clifford - Fraser - Nolan
-The puck is right fucking there, just put it into the net!!!
-Oh, is it over? We lost? Fuck.
-That was the most boring game I've ever seen.
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Happy birthday, Jonathan Quick!
Also: holy shit, Quick's only 26.
Prediction: Kings win, 1-0. I die of boredom.
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I like that Sutter put out the fourth line that late, love the sound of that bottom six, and if any of these fuckers could finish…….
by MIK3Ysfv on Jan 21, 2012 8:21 AM PST via mobile reply actions
#92 Gabriel Landeskog – #37 Ryan O’Reilly – #23 Milan Hejduk
Not gonna lie, I have a serious erection right now.
Oh wonderful – so first you share your thoughts with us, now your personal business. Are you done damaging us?
GO SHARKS!
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