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Sharks Gameday: Hockey Nihilism



Hockey is full of statistics that are basically worthless when you examine them closely.

"Hits" are meaningless because the stat is so weakly defined and so open to interpretation. Teams frequently have vastly different hitting totals at home vs. away, which is a strong indication of biased or overenthusiastic hit-trackers at home. Without any sort of consistency the "hit" stat has no value at all.

One-goal wins are meaningless because they are no better than a coin-flip. Winning a game by one goal is essentially the same as losing that game.

A team's powerplay percentage is meaningless because it has little correlation with team success. The 2nd-worst team in the league (Edmonton) has the third-best powerplay, while one of the NHL's top teams (St. Louis) has the 26th-ranked powerplay.

Don't even get me started on the penalty kill.

+/- is meaningless because it is affected by so many contradictory and irrelevant factors. If you make an awful mistake but your goalie bails you out you don't get a minus. If you hop on the ice on a line-change one second before your team scores you get a plus. It's madness.

Assists are meaningless because they are so random and arbitrary. Secondary assists are among the most worthless things ever invented by man.

"Goalie wins" are meaningless because an individual goalie usually has so little effect on the final score of a game. Once you add in the strange things that can happen when goalies get pulled mid-game the whole statistic becomes laughably illogical.

Goals Against Average is meaningless because if a goalie plays behind a bad team they are going to see a great deal more shots per night than a goalie on a good team, and this will inevitably lead to a higher GAA over the long-run, so GAA tells you nothing about the quality of a goalie.

Shots are meaningless because the only thing that really matters is goals.

Goals are meaningless too.

Everything is nothing, including the consciousness of nothing.

Prediction: Sharks win 3-1, but it doesn't matter.

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GO SHARKS!

I don’t like this movie.

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by Angy on Jan 23, 2012 6:35 AM PST reply actions  

You don’t like The Big Lebowski?

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by Megalodon on Jan 23, 2012 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

yea overrrated…ok ..ive never watched it…i probally should

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 23, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Watch it, Spade. It’s great.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

And then re-watch it. It’s even better.

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by ievans on Jan 23, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Spade would probably find the similarities between he and Jesus too unsettling.

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by RudyKelly on Jan 23, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, even I’ve watched the Big Lebowski. Its a gem.

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by angryjay93 on Jan 23, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

It is rated to low here

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by Nut on Jan 23, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

It’s true, I never really cared for it.

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by Angy on Jan 23, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Well that’s like… your opinion man!

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by PNK on Jan 23, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

What? No Game-Winning Goals?

That’s the stat this post was made for! :)

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2012 8:14 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Oddly enough that’s the only stat that matters.

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by Megalodon on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

League sources say as many as four teams — the Rangers, Sharks, Bruins and Wings — have all made inquiries into Selanne’s availability with the trade deadline just over a month away on Feb. 27

source

if true, can someone please tell Sharks GM to keep his hands off Selänne?

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by sleza on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

We’ll give you Nitty for him. You took Steve Shields and Jeff Friesen last time, so Nitty is more than fair.

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by Megalodon on Jan 23, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

no, you can’t have him! :/

seriously though, I’d really like to see him end his career in Anaheim (because he’s forever a Duck). Though on the other hand he does deserve to win another SC…. but that eliminates the Sharks from this ;)
Detroit could be good fit, but I can’t imagine him wearing Wings jersey :/

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by sleza on Jan 23, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

BOOOOO!!!!!!

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by Angy on Jan 23, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

you already have #8, even though he’s not as awesome as selänne…

bruins is the only team where he definitely could wear 8, and in detroit he could probably get it from Abdelkader (and yes, this clearly matters…)

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by sleza on Jan 23, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure it’s a huge deal for Selanne, though — he let Ozolinsh keep #8 for a year when he returned to Anaheim.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

my life would probably more shattered by that than his, yes… :)

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by sleza on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

He could wear 13 no problem. Except that’ll always be Jamie Baker’s number.

by meetyourmako on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

bruins is the only team where he definitely could wear 8

Whoa, whoa, whoa! You are either joking or that is a typo, right?

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuck Cam Neely

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by Steven Hida on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was his number….

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by Steven Hida on Jan 23, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

welcome to my world steven

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 23, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Hold your fire, everyone. We all might be on the same side here.

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by ievans on Jan 23, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

well excuse me, i didn’t check retired numbers. mostly because i don’t quite agree with that tradition, partly because i forgot the possibility that there might be other worthy #8s…

besides, as neely is north american and retired in 1996… totally out of my knowledge range

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by sleza on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

All of the above is true.

Also, Sea Bass.

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 23, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Also Mungo from Rescue Me

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by PNK on Jan 23, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

/taking notes

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by sleza on Jan 23, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

A few things:

1. Pavs is not glued to the number 8, he wore a different number for the Olympics.
2. Selanne is not better than Pavs RIGHT NOW, The Big Pavelski is capable of putting up Selanne’s numbers while being great as an all around player. So as of RIGHT NOW Pavs>Selanne.
3. Pavs is American America>Finland.

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by Diamondback15 on Jan 23, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh oh.

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by Megalodon on Jan 23, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m Exercising my Rights as an Individual to say that this Line of Reasoning is Incredibly Stoooopid.

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by ievans on Jan 23, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

The Big Pavelski is capable of putting up Selanne’s numbers

Teemu Selanne- 45 points

Joe Pavelski- 34 points

Pavs is American

…Tim?

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by RudyKelly on Jan 23, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, i had forgotten how much Pavs had tailed off after the beginning of the season.

But I will say this, Pavs scored 66 points in 74 games last season centering the third line, with McGinn, Mitchell, Wellwood, or whoever else he could find. My all around play arguement still stands.

The difference between me and Thomas though is that I am a liberal, so I secretly hate America. At least thats what FOX keeps telling me.

I just realized that my 3rd line arguement doesn’t work because “Plays for the Ducks” pretty much trumps all arguements.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Jan 23, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Pavs scored 66 points in 74 games last season

Good point — Selanne only played in 73 games last season. 74 > 73.

(And scored 14 more points).

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

while centering the third line was the point.

Plus Pavs tailed off because he didn’t want to embarrass his teamates.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Jan 23, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny, not every hockey fan is as impressed as you are by linemates Saku Koivu and Jason Blake.

But don’t worry — I’m 99% sure that Pavelski will be the better player four years from now.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Give up.

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by Angy on Jan 23, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I like Pavs a lot, but Teemu will be better than Joe until the day Selanne retires. His lost years here in San Jose were comparable to Pavelski’s typical years.

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by ievans on Jan 23, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

it doesn't matter, I'd rather trade for Nabby anyway.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Jan 23, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the spirit. Who wants another Huskins and Moen deal anyways?

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Another goalie? Wha?

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by ievans on Jan 23, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not a Niemi fan. I've hated his signing.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Jan 23, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

It’s long past due that you accept it.

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by Angy on Jan 23, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck acceptance!

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Jan 23, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Really, its pointless to argue because Torrey Mitchell is far superior to both.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, at murdering people.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

NEWSWEEK's list of the world's best countries.

Сколько дней, сколько слёз, сколько тревоги

by sleza on Jan 24, 2012 2:58 AM PST up reply actions  

....

Сколько дней, сколько слёз, сколько тревоги

by sleza on Jan 24, 2012 3:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Excuse me – don’t go giving up Mitchell.

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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Jan 23, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m the dude, dude!

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by angryjay93 on Jan 23, 2012 8:53 AM PST reply actions  

A

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Why?

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by Angy on Jan 23, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Because he treats objects like women.

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Great, now I have to remember to click the header on this post if ever I decide to view this page at work again.

by RedOscar on Jan 23, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m amazed BoC still passes the SFW rating at my company. :)

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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Jan 23, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

This joke destroys me everytime

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by Nut on Jan 23, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

SOPA finds this as a copyright infringement.

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Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Jan 23, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

One-goal wins are meaningless because they are no better than a coin-flip. Winning a game by one goal is essentially the same as losing that game.

This is dumb.

by meetyourmako on Jan 23, 2012 10:48 AM PST reply actions  

It’s all about Clear Victory Standings.

Also if you’re going to say that part of this article is dumb shouldn’t it be the part where I said goals don’t matter?

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Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I just hope he’s trolling you and not taking something you wrote seriously.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I had to look it up to make sure you werent just being an asshole…lol

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 23, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

He was to me the other day. It made me sad.

But then I got over it when my friend told me the Avs score. And all was right with the world again.

by RedOscar on Jan 23, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Ducks 3, Avs 2! :)

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

i saw that….you did that to yourself….on that one

Blech, I’d take Parise before Crosby. Crosby’s got too much baggage.

oh my….id expect a tounge lashing too…..

i do admit drugs are fun oscar

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 23, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

but my jerk-off name is great!

by meetyourmako on Jan 23, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually had to check to make sure this quote was from The Big Lebowski and not the beginning of First Blood.

by meetyourmako on Jan 23, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

good call….

he drew first blood..not me!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 23, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

GO SHARKS!

With our players being from all over the globe, wonder if they internally roll their eyes at having to always listen to O’Canada and the Star Spangled Banner during games.

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by Angy on Jan 23, 2012 6:39 PM PST reply actions  

No, they associate the US national anthem with great weather.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Jan 23, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

We need more Poseidon

Bring us victory!

Hail Poseidon!
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by 4Kills5 on Jan 23, 2012 8:12 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Oilers fans suck for boo’ing. That was a very uncool move.

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Jan 23, 2012 8:35 PM PST reply actions  

Oh shut up. Sharks fans boo the Sharks powerplay all the time…

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOOOOO!!!!!

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by Angy on Jan 23, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Booing after a knee-on-knee major/misconduct PP against is a little much. It’s not like it’s a discretionary call.

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by ievans on Jan 23, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

GOAL!!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 PM PST reply actions  

Finally!

"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 PM PST reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

My Fantasy Team is happy!!!

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Jan 23, 2012 8:39 PM PST reply actions  

If Brent Burns is hurt I’m probably just going to kill myself.

"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jan 23, 2012 8:42 PM PST reply actions  

He’ll be fine. All Star week is right around the corner … plenty of rest time.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Jan 23, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Better you do it than let SOPA get a hold of you…

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Jan 23, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

His robotic sex pants will heal him right up, I’m sure. Otherwise, what are they good for?

Picklesnakebit since 2011.
@shampeon

by ievans on Jan 23, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

He’ll have more time to hang out with you on twitter.

by meetyourmako on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s just going to play with Skylanders in his sex pants.

"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That does sound waay more fun.

by meetyourmako on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ll never get him back!

We’ll need an elite black ops crew to steal his toys and sex pants, pronto.

Picklesnakebit since 2011.
@shampeon

by ievans on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus. 43 shots, one goal.

"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jan 23, 2012 9:06 PM PST reply actions  

Making goalies look good – Sharks excel at that.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Jan 23, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah its like 2009 all over again…

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

well damn :(

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Jan 23, 2012 9:19 PM PST reply actions  

God fucking damn it.

"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jan 23, 2012 9:19 PM PST reply actions  

Hahaha, 45-18

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 23, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess that’s the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin’ itself.

"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jan 23, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I like your style, Dude.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Only one goal in all those shots....

And the Kings have 4 goals and the game isn’t even over…So Delicious.

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by Steven Hida on Jan 23, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck…

"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jan 23, 2012 9:21 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Banned!

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Jan 23, 2012 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

They should

Its pretty accurate…

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by Steven Hida on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe we can hire Darryl Sutter to jumpstart our offense?

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by ievans on Jan 23, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh

Once Havlat and Clowe are back all will be fine.

by Briceratops on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Till Havlat needs to get from the bench to the ice…..Then you’re fuck’d

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— Lubomir Visnovsky

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by Steven Hida on Jan 23, 2012 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

If you stood in one goal on an empty rink and threw pucks down the ice at the other net how many do you think would go in, out of 43?

"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jan 23, 2012 9:44 PM PST reply actions  

But that isn’t how hockey is played.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Should be. Then I could play.

"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

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