Judson Couture Got a New Car
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I read it on Wikipedia.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
I didn’t watch any of it last night, but the format’s fucked anyways.
All-Star defensemen and goalies should sue the league as it’s killing their chance at a last-pick car.
www.battleofcali.com
Henrik Lundqvist doesn’t want a fucking Crosstour.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
If you win the car, you are forced to drive it everywhere for a year.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
Judson:
Picklesnakebit since 2011.
@shampeon
by ievans on Jan 27, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Gah! You will encure the wrath of Judson Couture!
Quick, take it down before BoC legal becomes aware of this!
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Jan 27, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions

"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
Shame me once, fool on you
Wait, this isn’t right
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
It’s fool me once you can’t fool me again.
Hell on Ice/In Lou We Trust/Twitter
Everyone has more goals than Scott Gomez
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 27, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions
I feel your pain Logan
Logancouture Logan Couture
To all the unathletic/fat kids who were picked last in gym class…I feel you
But at least we all got free cars for it, right? Oh wait, you didn’t get one too, fatty?
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on Jan 27, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions 6 recs
I once saw a donkey eating an apple and I, for a few brief seconds, felt Couture’s pain.
by RudyKelly on Jan 27, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions 6 recs
You have to put that in Couture’s popular format.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
What's Kyle Wellwood got to do with this?
Hic sunt fortuna dracones
There is only 1 "n" in Hutchison
OT
but thought I would share this …

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Shadowy place?
"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke
by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 27, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
his sweatshirt is the color of grape soda.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Don’t you guys mean purple drank?
UNRELATED: Handel is the most overrated composer ever...
by Bleys on Jan 27, 2012 10:21 AM PST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah even for hockey blog commenters you people are being embarrassingly White.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Heeeeeeey! Hooooooooo! Heeeeeeey! Hooooooo!
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Steve Cangialosi disapproves of the lack of...

Hell on Ice/In Lou We Trust/Twitter
Everyone has more goals than Scott Gomez
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 27, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions
I find these comments to be highly offensive. Good thing black people don’t like hockey… ..or reading.
by HaroldRamis on Jan 27, 2012 11:38 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Whoever rec’d this comment, feel shame.
Hell on Ice/In Lou We Trust/Twitter
Everyone has more goals than Scott Gomez
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 27, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
SHOOT ME!!!!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
This?

"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke
by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 27, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions
You guys apparently I made a mistake in this post.
I got an e-mail:
Subj: Wake up
His name is Logan Couture….
Thanks for the correction, loyal readers. What would I do without you people?
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Jan 27, 2012 3:18 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
At least I got the name right in the photo caption. I don’t know how I could have messed it up in the post title!
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
Logan could have given the car to Judson.
Remember, amateurs built the ark • Professionals built the Titanic
Are you joking or not? I have no idea.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
Seth Rogen won a Crossfit, and is giving it to his brother, Judd Apatow. Do try to keep up.
Picklesnakebit since 2011.
@shampeon
by ievans on Jan 27, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Logan from X-Men wore Juicy Couture and won a crossbow?
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Jan 27, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
No, no, no. Logan Crosstour is a hockey player on the San Diego Sharks. Chet Haze is his dad (which I guess makes Logan’s grandfather Tom Hanks) and made him give the Honda Couture he won to his son, Jude.
Picklesnakebit since 2011.
@shampeon
by ievans on Jan 27, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I think you guys need a BoC FAQ.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Couture’s 67s jersey was cool and classy. Good show.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
NorCal facebook post:
Bout to be in the high 60s low 70s all week its gonna be hot hot hawt!!
If you imagine a salt shaker in your hand, tilt your head back
and act like you're shaking salt into your mouth; you will taste salt if you concentrate hard enough.
I'm so glad I don't live in Detroit, or Cleveland, or god forbid, Winnipeg.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Jan 30, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
Is there no life here?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
i give a great recap..go see lol
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 30, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions
Boring. Never thought I would actually say a hockey game is boring, but it was boring. Never again am I watching an all star game.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I thought that was one of the better all-star games, once I got around to watching it. I was annoyed that they kept telling Giroux to trip up Hartnell, because he was donating $1000 for every time he fell, but they didn’t tell anybody on the opposing team! It would have been awesome if there were at least one player getting rocked every time he took the ice.
by meetyourmako on Jan 30, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions
I’M ALIVE
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
Yeah that was awesome. Drake was amazing.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
Rudy told Corey Perry that he liked his little stick.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Jan 30, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah that was awesome. Drake was amazing
not even as a joke..don’t go there
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 30, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions
shut up..your not even real
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 30, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions

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