Ducks Gameday -- Howl About That!
by Earl Sleek on Jan 31, 2012 11:12 AM PST
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PrintAnaheim Ducks (Daffy) at Phoenix Coyotes (Wiley), 6 pm
Anaheim Calling and Five For Howling -- Doan, touch that dial.
I probably was a bit too ambitious with today's cartoon tribute -- turns out it's tough to draw a Stimpy without a nose or a duck with one. Because of that, this Sleektoon ended up taking me longer than I expected, but I'm happy enough with the compromised result.
I'll be around for game comments tonight, but for now I'm off to watch more of The Wire! I got the 5-season set as a late Christmas present, and it's really helped fill what would have been a really boring All-Star week off. Fuck you too, McNulty!
Actually, post isn't over yet. A table after the jump!
I'm not really going to add any commentary on this, but I did the legwork, so here it is. Go balance!
Anaheim Ducks Scoring in Calendar Year 2012
| Player | GP | G - A - Pts | +/- | PP G - A - Pts | SOG | Hits | Blocks |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Corey Perry | 11 | 8 - 2 - 10 | +6 | 2 - 0 - 2 | 41 | 8 | 9 |
| Bobby Ryan | 11 | 6 - 4 - 10 | +3 | 0 - 1 - 1 | 20 | 14 | 3 |
| Teemu Selanne | 11 | 4 - 5 - 9 | +7 | 2 - 2 - 4 | 23 | 2 | 5 |
| Saku Koivu | 11 | 4 - 5 - 9 | +7 | 0 - 1 - 1 | 18 | 6 | 4 |
| Ryan Getzlaf | 11 | 2 - 7 - 9 | +3 | 1 - 3 - 4 | 17 | 26 | 16 |
| Jason Blake | 11 | 4 - 4 - 8 | +3 | 1 - 1 - 2 | 30 | 4 | 2 |
| Francois Beauchemin | 11 | 2 - 5 - 7 | +9 | 1 - 0 - 1 | 16 | 22 | 27 |
| Lubomir Visnovsky | 11 | 1 - 6 - 7 | +5 | 0 - 5 - 5 | 10 | 5 | 18 |
| Andrew Cogliano | 11 | 1 - 5 - 6 | -1 | 0 - 0 - 0 | 14 | 15 | 5 |
| Luca Sbisa | 11 | 1 - 4 - 5 | 0 | 0 - 1 - 1 | 8 | 28 | 8 |
| Niklas Hagman | 11 | 1 - 4 - 5 | +7 | 0 - 0 - 0 | 19 | 10 | 6 |
| Nick Bonino | 10 | 1 - 2 - 3 | 0 | 0 - 0 - 0 | 12 | 3 | 10 |
| Matt Beleskey | 8 | 2 - 0 - 2 | +1 | 0 - 0 - 0 | 10 | 6 | 1 |
| Cam Fowler | 11 | 0 - 2 - 2 | +4 | 0 - 0 - 0 | 18 | 8 | 17 |
| Sheldon Brookbank | 11 | 0 - 2 - 2 | +4 | 0 - 0 - 0 | 5 | 16 | 11 |
| Toni Lydman | 10 | 0 - 2 - 2 | +4 | 0 - 0 - 0 | 4 | 18 | 22 |
| George Parros | 7 | 0 - 1 - 1 | +1 | 0 - 0 - 0 | 2 | 15 | 4 |
| Rod Pelley | 10 | 0 - 0 - 0 | +1 | 0 - 0 - 0 | 8 | 9 | 4 |
| Kyle Palmieri | 3 | 0 - 0 - 0 | -1 | 0 - 0 - 0 | 3 | 3 | 1 |
| Mark Bell | 3 | 0 - 0 - 0 | 0 | 0 - 0 - 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 |
| Andrew Gordon | 2 | 0 - 0 - 0 | -1 | 0 - 0 - 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| Nate Guenin | 1 | 0 - 0 - 0 | 0 | 0 - 0 - 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Jean-Francois Jacques | 1 | 0 - 0 - 0 | +1 | 0 - 0 - 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
Damn -- if only 2011 weren't so shitty. Way to keep your New Year's resolutions, though, everybody! :)
Prediction: Omar fucks some shit up fo sho.
Go Ducks.
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"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
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Everybody check out this new toy I got!
by RudyKelly on Jan 31, 2012 12:21 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I never understood the appeal of ren and stimpy.
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we agree on somthing for once…
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 31, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
Fine, next one will be based on Spongebob. :)
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by Earl Sleek on Jan 31, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Now Spongebob I like. :)
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
how can you like spongebob? that was the most idiotic drivel I’ve ever had the displeasure of setting my eyes on
These are the demands and sayings of tohon
Sponebob was the turning point. Kids cartoons (on Nickelodeon. Disney’s Doug? Come on!) before that were generally good and cartoons since then have been generally bad. It toes the line.
Also if you think Spongebob is idiotic drivel, clearly you have never sat through an episode of Zoey 101 or Degrassi.
If you imagine a salt shaker in your hand, tilt your head back
and act like you're shaking salt into your mouth; you will taste salt if you concentrate hard enough.
does sleek know how to do cave drawings?
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by tohon on Jan 31, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
oh shit really?..i was gonna go watch that…thanks for the tip
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 31, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
oh shit really?..i was gonna go watch that…thanks for the tip
You should definitely take the advice of ScottyKnows, noted good opinion-haver.
by RudyKelly on Jan 31, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
i was being sarcastic…i realize it didnt shine thru..
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 31, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
point taken though rudy
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 31, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
Um, I think you need to see a little movie starring Academy Award Winner Liam Neeson: Darkman.
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"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
is that brendan shannahan as the carny?
by meetyourmako on Jan 31, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp5IcJ39KbE
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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Liam Neeson is awesome but this movie was horrid. I hope you don’t take my opinion seriously and go waste your money.
actually, I don’t think Liam Neeson is a terrible actor so much as he hasn’t yet been in a good movie, unless you count Batman Begins, in which his character made no sense (Why was an Irish ninja from China trying to take down Gotham, again?)
by meetyourmako on Jan 31, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions
Taken
Breakfast on Pluto
Batman Begins
Kinsey
Love Actually
Gangs of New York
Rob Roy
SCHINDLER’S GODDAMN LIST
by RudyKelly on Jan 31, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Is
Love Actuallythe one with Hugh Grant as the Prime Minister?
by meetyourmako on Jan 31, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions
caliing The Phantom Menace good is like saying Stalin was a pretty good guy
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Les Miserables, then. Claire Dane’s flawless accent saved that movie.
by meetyourmako on Feb 1, 2012 12:58 AM PST up reply actions
Rob Roy was awesome. The part when he kills Tom Roth is epic.
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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Ren and Stimpy was the grandfather of Sponge Bob. Sponge Bob stole practically everything from Ren and Stimpy.
But, hot damn, real hockey is back.
It was really more like
Rocko’s Modern Life took everything from Ren and Stimpy and then Sponge Bob took everything from Rocko’s Modern Life.
Hate Sponge Bob.
Liked Ren and Stimpy.
But Rocko was my favorite.
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"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
To me Ren and Stimpy is to cartoons what Primus is to music – totally unconventional and totally amazing.
If you’re a fan of either it’s hard to understand why anyone wouldn’t like it.
Primus sucks.
by GOOLIAN on Jan 31, 2012 2:24 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
No Rat tonight? Shit, we’re fucked.
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by Earl Sleek on Jan 31, 2012 6:14 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Jason Blake is out?!?!
we’re doomed!
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Hagman will keep it so at least one line has hustle…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Uh nevermind…We’re fucked.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Ducks keep coasting like this and I’ll be back on The Wire pretty soon, I guess.
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Looks like Anaheim is having a slowest skater contest out there.
Getzlaf is winning.
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Why the hell did hiller not cover it?!?!
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Gah — I didn’t realize the game was starting early!
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You just missed tons of awful.
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I rec’d that shit.
It really is….Stupid all star break.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
I'd say give it 20 minutes
And March 2011 will be back :)
by Dixie Normus on Jan 31, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions
Bullshit.
I’m sure he’ll set up a few Yotes forwards before long….
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I rec’d that shit.
He’s not the only one stinking things up tonight so far.. Besides, optimism is tasty :)
by Dixie Normus on Jan 31, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions
I’m trying to listen to the game while finishing my reading for tomorrow’s International Tax class. It isn’t working.
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I’m in my last year of law school. (Hurrah!)
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Hey Earl,
Did you see the movie, 300? Of course you did, you’re male. Anyways, while watching Dominic West play the corrupt Theron, I just kept saying, “Such a McNulty!”
Not saying DS was the best hire, but at least TM's gone.
What does being male have to do with watching 300?
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Get back in the kitchen.
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by Steven Hida on Jan 31, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Shush!
I am fixing dinner actually. But shush anyways.
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Haha. Thats wonderful..
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by Steven Hida on Jan 31, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Always wanted to be stalked.
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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You probably have been.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
careful of that knee, jerk, reaction, Angry
Was just saying that every male has seen that movie. This has no connection, relevance, or relation to, influence or bearing on whether or not any/some/all women have seen the movie—just that every guy has.
Not saying DS was the best hire, but at least TM's gone.
You don’t know that every male has.
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Holy crap; who put the “B” in your itch? This is the fight you want to make? Such an important issue. Have fun masturbating, cuz I ain’t playing along.
Not saying DS was the best hire, but at least TM's gone.
The fuck? You can get the fuck in the kitchen too…Jesus.
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I rec’d that shit.
hahahahaha!!! Wow!!
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Oh, settle down. 300 isn’t worth arguing over.
Ang knows it didn’t really go down like that.
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I didn’t realize I was arguing … :)
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I feel as if I'm the only Greek to ever say this
But they fucked up that movie royally. The original 300 Spartans from the 60’s or 70’s was a much much better movie
by Dixie Normus on Jan 31, 2012 6:54 PM PST up reply actions
Cogliattrick?
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— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
2012 I missed you.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
oh bonus cartoon!
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Oh … I dont’ remember a few games ago. I’ve been so busy interviewing, I barely remember yesterday. (beat)
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I asked for a douchetrick
Although a Cogliattrick is a pretty nice consollation :)
We need another short handed goal…
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— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
What is Perry doing on the ice right now???
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that was a good goal too….
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So Leafs aren’t the only ones screwed out of a good goal tonight then?
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Now we know what it’s like to have a goal disallowed in our favour, Perry style
by Dixie Normus on Jan 31, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions
Well, so long as refs don’t allow any power play goals tonight, we should be good. :)
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You don’t want to do whatever it is the Wild did. Last I looked they were solidly winning in the 3rd 4-2, next thing I know Preds won 5-4.
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Man, they regressed to the mean HARD. :)
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by Earl Sleek on Jan 31, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Wait, so if he scores four consecutive, is it a supernatural hat trick?
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by g r a c e on Jan 31, 2012 8:21 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
If that was anyone else but Teemu, I'd be mad
No Quadliano :(
by Dixie Normus on Jan 31, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions
Aim high! :)
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