Sharks Gameday: No Star Game
What? Real hockey? Again?
Today marks the official start of the unofficial second half/third third/whatever fraction of the NHL season. How are things going for our beloved Sharks?
Here, courtesy of (read: stolen from) Copper and Blue, are the current league leaders in the Clear Victory Standings:
1. Boston Bruins (20-2, .909)
2. Detroit Red Wings (21-7, .750)
3. Vancouver Canucks (17-7, .708)
4. San Jose Sharks (11-5, .688)
5. New York Rangers (17-8, .680)
The Sharks have 11 wins and 5 losses in games decided by two goals or more. That's good.
Here's what's odd though: the Sharks have only participated in 16 games TOTAL that have ended in a Clear Victory for either side. That's the lowest in the entire league. Obviously part of this stems from the Sharks having only played 47 games, tied for least in the NHL - but then again the teams they are tied with for games played are the Bruins and the Rangers, who have played 22 and 25 Clear Victory games, respectively.
Since Clear Victory Standings are a relatively new stat, it's not really clear what the implications for being last in the league in Clear Victory Games might be. Is it a negative sign, showing that the Sharks have struggled to pile up goals and dominate teams in victories? Maybe. Is it a positive sign, demonstrating the team's ability to keep their games close? Sure, that could be true. Either way, it's a interesting quirk of the numbers that I'll be keeping an eye on throughout the rest of the season.
Coming up next: an update on the 19 millions, 5 hundred thousand United State dollars that a guy offered me via e-mail.
Previously I detailed the exciting e-mail offer I received from Mr. Peter CHANG Lee. We left off with Lee asking me to provide the following information:
Should you be interested please send me your;
1, Full names:
2, Private phone number:
3, Current residential address:
4, Occupation:
I sent him this reply:
Mr. Lee,
Thank you for your quick response. I am very excited about the opportunity you have described. I consider your emails a blessing from God.
I have a few questions.
1) Are you sure it is not possible to find Mr.Gerald's real next of kin even if he didn't put it on the forms? I would feel very bad if I found out I was taking money that rightfully belonged to someone else.
2) 60% for you, 40% for me - this is just your opening offer, right? You said you need me because of my special last name so I'm sure you'll be willing to split the money 50 - 50, right? That's only fair.
Okay here is my infromation:
1, Full names: Owen Buster Nolan
2, Private phone number: I currently do not have a phone. I had a cell phone but it was stolen and I haven't got a new one yet. Can we do this deal through e-mail for now?
3, Current residential address: I move around a lot. I'm in the process of moving from Canada to California. Which address would be better - my current one in Canada or my new one in California?
4, Occupation: I am retired.
Thankyou.
I hope to hear more information from you soon.
Bless you.
At first it didn't seem like Mr. Lee was going to write back. I was very sad. Had my jet ski dreams died before they really had a chance to live?
But then on Friday he responded:
Greetings,My sincerely apologies for not responding earlier to your email,as a matter of fact this was not deliberate but to due some pressing official assignment. I wish to thank you for your prompt response,and to answer all your questions correctly.
I accept your sincerely apologies, Mr. Lee. Don't let it happen again though. I'm a busy man.
1.There is NO possibility of any relation of Mr.Gerald coming forward to make claims to the funds,as i did previoualy mentioned in my email,he confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank.
2.I do not have any problem whatsoever splitting the funds 50/50 with you as long as you guarantee me of getting my own share at the successful transfer of the funds to you.
What a relief! I don't have to worry about any of Mr. Gerald's relatives coming to look for the money, AND Mr. Lee is perfectly willing to make the split 50-50 instead of the 60-40 he initially proposed. He didn't even haggle!
If I didn't know better I might think Mr. Lee had no intention of really giving me any money at all.
But that's just silly.
3.Please i will need a valid address from you,If you are willing to proceed, with this transaction, kindly have the following sent across to me:
1, Full names:
2, Private phone number:
3, Current residential address:
4, Occupation:This above details i shall hand over to the Attorney who is going to perfect all legal documents of claim in your favour.
Do have a wonderful and a blessed weekend, while i await to read from you again promptly.Best Regards,
Mr.Peter C.Lee.
At this time, freestyle [Jet Ski] competition was dominated by five-time consecutive World Freestyle Champion, David "The Flash" Gordon, who had a style characterized not by spectacular tricks, but by finesse, poise, and control. There were ramp Jump competitions at Cypress Gardens about this time as well, although these were not considered to be freestyle. After Gordon came Scott "Hollywood" Watkins who made an impact when he released the first "Freestyle Lifestyle" video, Jet Dreams.-Wikipedia entry: Jet Ski
Thank you for answering my questions and for the 50/50 split of the moneys. That seems most fair.
1. Full Names: Owen Buster Nolan
2. Phone number: I just got a new phone, the number is (508) 583-9997.
3. Address: As I did previoualy mentioned in my email, I am in the process of moving from Ontario, Canada, to California, USA. Which address would work better for you?
4. Occupation: I am retired.
Thank you again.
Prediction: Jet Skis.
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Todd McLellan?
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For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Jan 31, 2012 7:49 AM PST reply actions 5 recs
I wonder what the C stands for in Mr. Lee’s name?…how bout canute? or con?
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 31, 2012 7:59 AM PST reply actions
It was revealed in the previous post. It stands for CHANG.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
Not Chang, but CHANG.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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I assume it’s an acronym.
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"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Cheating Horrible Asshole No Good
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
GO SHARKS!
Next time he asks for your occupation, tell him you are a blogger for an unpopular sports in the states.
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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This feature just may take over state rape as my personal favorite.
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"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93
JET SKI RAPE
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
Winnipeg should change their mascot to the Jet Skis.
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"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Since Clear Victory Standings are a relatively new stat, it’s not really clear what the implications for being last in the league in Clear Victory Games might be.
I would assume teams that have a lot of Clear Victories are the best and worst teams in the league. Not having a lot means you’re having a lot of close games and leaving things up to chance. But by everything else you guys are fine and will probably start pulling out Clear Victories in this latter part of the season.
From Brodie Brazil:
Vandermeer dressed as a forward again, now tipping pucks out front. Guess he might stay as a winger for a while. #SJSharks
Jesus fuck. Injuries are the worst.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
Oh no we don't have any forwards who can score............ just like all season.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
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by Diamondback15 on Jan 31, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions
So I guess Clowe still isn't ready to go?
That or Murray is benched again.
by Briceratops on Jan 31, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
Well this sucks. I would say at least we play Columbus, but who knows.
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Clear Victory Stat
I think this stat could be improved if you didn’t count games where an empty-net goal led to a two-goal victory. I mean what’s the real difference between a game where an empty-net goal is scored at the end and one where it isn’t and the game ends with a one-goal victory?
As far as the Sharks having the fewest ‘Clear Victory’ games, I think it’s a product of them not scoring that many goals but not giving up many either, leading to a low number of total goals in their games. Boston, Detroit, Vancouver and NYR all score more goals than the Sharks on average this year.
Good news: empty net goals are excluded from Clear Victory standings.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
On the other side of the coin, I’m sure a 1-goal victory where the losing team scores a goal with their goalie pulled isn’t counted as a clear victory either. But maybe it should? The winning team is up by 2 goals with 1-2 minutes to play. The other team is forced to do something desperate, and sometimes that means they close the gap by a goal, but the outcome isn’t in any real doubt.
Picklesnakebit since 2011.
@shampeon
Q: Is it legal for me to send the scammer a bomb or a poisonous snake?
A: What?!?!? Are you fucking retarded!?!?!?! Of course not!!! You can’t kill someone just because you don’t like them, stupid!!!
Brent Burns has visited this site?
I seriously wasted like an hour looking at that site.
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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
That man is doing holy work.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
I like how he gives out the address of his local police station to scammers, and gets the police chief to agree with the idea. That’s awesome.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
I’d like to tell the scammer that my fake persona is dead. Any tips for how I can fake my own death?
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Create a Wiki page for yourself, then edit it to include that you are dead.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
I am actually thinking about beccoming a scam baiter, sounds fun.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Jan 31, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
Participating in a lot of one-goal games is weird, but I don’t know what it means. Winning or losing a disproportionate number is unsustainable (thus, Philly might be in for a fall in the playoffs, being near the top of the League in both 1GG W and 1 GG W%), but playing a lot of them? I dunno.
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The only greater value that “clear victories” have over closely competed games is that they conserve top players’ energy and get fourth lines more ice time.
There is definitely an element of chance in any sport, but I don’t buy that competing in close games is “leaving things up to chance.”
If your offense is basically good for one less goal per game in the playoffs (pulled off the top of my head, no research here), the teams that typically win by more than one goal would be better off than the ones that eek out close games. Those 3-2 or 2-1 games start turning into 2-2 or 1-1 games, and OT is anyone’s game, with weird bounces or deflections.
That’s my main worry with the Sharks offensive disappearing. Our playoff history is a catalog of all the ways to let a bounce or two against doom your chances.
Picklesnakebit since 2011.
@shampeon
If your offense is basically good for one less goal per game in the playoffs (pulled off the top of my head, no research here), the teams that typically win by more than one goal would be better off than the ones that eek out close games.
Okay, as long as we’re being scientific…
by meetyourmako on Jan 31, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
Think of it this way. According to normal linear regression of goal differential vs. points earned, it usually takes three goals saved or scored to move up one standings point. (Makes sense: many goals wind up not being relevant to the result of a game.) In a one-goal game, it only takes a single goal to move up a standings point (RL —> OT game; OTL —> OTW; OT game —> RW). Thus, winning a lot of one-goal games gives you a disproportionate number of points relative to how well you outscore the other team. And indeed, a look back over the last few years has shown that teams winning a ton more one-goal games than they lose are prime targets for playoff upsets, and teams losing a ton more one-goal games than they win tend to regress back to the mean (i.e., .500) the next year.
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by Doogie2K on Jan 31, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Shit, that means we need to start losing these one-goal games so we can regress all the way back to the Finals.
by meetyourmako on Jan 31, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions
GOAL!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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GOAL!!
Marleau first and now Thornton … very cool! :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
GOAL!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Apparently CSN was not as well prepared as the Sharks were after the break…
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Completely ridiculous! Don’t they know we are hockey deprived here?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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It’s California! California is not a hockey community! Move the team to where people care about the sport! [/Canadian]
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GOAL!!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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a goal is even sweeter when you are eating huckleberry cheesecake with it
GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Jan 31, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I’m eating pretty good Mexican food from a food truck. Is that acceptable?
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Goal!!!!
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GOAL!!
x5
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Five different goal scorers. Apparently everyone got some good rest during the break.
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God damn this is brutal.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
I hope we give everyone we play the rest of the season and post season this same treatment.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
That would be pretty crazy.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
GOAL!!
Lucky number 6!!!!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Holy balls. Let’s remember this game at the end of the season when Thornton has more points than Getzlaf and spade has to buy me a shirt.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
Can someone explain to me why these two teams do not like each other? This makes little sense.
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Seems to me Columbus is frustrated and Sharks aren’t taking crap from them.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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It’s not as though Columbus is not used to losing hockey games.
Ooops, did I say that out loud?
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hahahahaha! Maybe the week off wiped their memory of it.
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Yawn. What a boring game this was. [/sarcasm]
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WIN!!!
GO SHARKS!
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Watching last night's game...
It occurred to me that the Sharks are very big and tall. With few exceptions, everyone on the team is either very skilled or very large (or both). They aren’t a mean-spirited team but they will respond to any bullshit immediately, and they have plenty of enforcers. The best thing is that their enforcers can actually play hockey this year, and don’t take lots of stupid penalties.
“When life gives you lemons, just say ‘Fuck the lemons,’ and bail.”
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
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by Doogie2K on Feb 1, 2012 11:59 AM PST reply actions 2 recs

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