Sharks Gameday: Coulumbous
by Megalodon on Jan 5, 2012 7:34 AM PST
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PrintEight things:
1. Inglourious Basterds is my 46th-favorite movie.
2. For the purposes of the following video, just imagine that the Nazis represent the Anaheim Ducks. This shouldn't be very difficult, really (what I mean of course is that Nazis were known for giving up enormous rebounds).
3. At the 1:05 mark of this video Eli Roth looks like he really wants to have sex with Brad Pitt. Can you blame him?
4. Tonight the Sharks play one of the few teams in the league arguably worse than the Ducks, the Blue Jackets. I'm sitting here trying really hard to think of a player on Columbus other than Rick Nash and it's tough. Do they have Wisniewski? I'm pretty sure. After those two though I've got nothing. Does Geoff Sanderson still play hockey?
5. Did you guys know that Louis C.K. is Mexican? My mind is blown.
6. Can someone figure out when the Sharks will catch up to the rest of the West in terms of number of games played? This back-to-back will help I guess.
7. Here is a picture of my cat Chandler being thoroughly bored as I watch Planet Earth. Come on, Chandler - it's a Blu-Ray!
8. Is it in incredibly poor taste/an awful idea to try to set up some sort of hockey Ghoul Pool for 2012? My view is that it would be cruel to organize it but if people just want to leave their predictions for who might die in the comments then that's probably alright.
Prediction: We will be cruel to the Blue Jackets, and through our cruelty they will know who we are.
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damn ghoul pool link is blocked…what is it some kinda ghoulies fan club?
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 5, 2012 7:41 AM PST reply actions
It’s like fantasy hockey for picking which celebrities will die in the next year.
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oh…um gene hackman?…havent heard from him in awhile
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 5, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions
Spade
My aunt died last night at 4 am. Give me a day or so and then will get liquored up and tallk shit to the television
by MIK3Ysfv on Jan 5, 2012 3:26 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
4 am
What is it that everybody dies at 4 am?
by MIK3Ysfv on Jan 5, 2012 3:27 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I hit the delete button and forgot what I was gonna say
Oh yeah, Highly checkered past. No sex crimes though. Will explain if there some way I can give you my phone number. Fuck it will just do it over the fuckin post. 661-361-9347
by MIK3Ysfv on Jan 5, 2012 3:37 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Check this out
I missed out on YA by a few months. No violence that anyone can prove. Got married, Now divorced….. butbecame a different man except for the drinkin. Kinda funny to thank your ex, huh?
by MIK3Ysfv on Jan 5, 2012 3:41 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
What is happening here?
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I'm so confused right now.
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jan 5, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions
I think maybe spade made a profile for one of his alternate personalities.
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But yeah Gene Hackman apparently retired from acting a few years ago.
If you imagine a salt shaker in your hand, tilt your head back
and act like you're shaking salt into your mouth; you will taste salt if you concentrate hard enough.
Oh okay cool that explains it.
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Did you just post your number on a public site?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Yeah he’d better be careful or he could get a half-dozen people phoning him.
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I’ll post mine!
It’s 555-555-1234
Feel free to call any time, day or night.
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My bets on hockey ghoul pool:
pierre mcguire. He is going to say something that finally gets him shot. Then there will be celebrations throughout the land.
martin brodeur. Cause that dude has got to be in his 80s by now.
Mike Green. Freak vespa accident.
Alex Semin. The same vespa accident.
Coach Kirby. poisoned Haagen-Dazs
And Sidney Crosby. Van Helsing is going to kill him.
Hail Poseidon!
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by 4Kills5 on Jan 5, 2012 8:23 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
easy brett burns…eaten by boa constrictor, sex pants and all….what poetry that would that be…
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 5, 2012 8:29 AM PST up reply actions
its how he would want to go…
Hail Poseidon!
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by 4Kills5 on Jan 5, 2012 8:30 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Brent Burns: sex pants malfunction.
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by Megalodon on Jan 5, 2012 8:33 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
while i don’t feel particularly comfortable with this due to things that happened in hockey world last year…. ovechkin is then probably gonna bite the dust because of steroids overdose
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
Happy New Year! Hyvää uutta vuotta! Gott nytt år! С новым годом! Šťastný Nový Rok!
I’m sitting here trying really hard to think of a player on Columbus other than Rick Nash and it’s tough.
Nash, Jared Boll, Jan Hejda, Klesla (?), Ryan Johansen, Steve Mason, Something Letestu, Derek Brassard, Jeff Carter, James Wisniewski, Sammy Pahlsson, RJ Umberger… Marc Methot… that’s all I got.
What would be the hardest team in the league to do? The Panthers used to be but then they signed a bunch of guys. The Coyotes but we play them all the time so I know them. The Wild?
The Wild:
Backstrom, Harding, Broussard, Cullen, Koivu, Heatley, Seto, and………..um……..that’s all i got/
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Jan 5, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions
can't believe i forgot about him
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Jan 5, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions
Antoine Vermette
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Inglorious Basterds is a terrible, terrible movie
I’m sorry to be critical, but I am a Tarantino fan and that movie was nothing but pure pandering to Hollywood. How can I make a movie that will win oscars? Let’s reshape the WW2 story so that a hardcore unit of jewish special forces is running around kicking the shit out of nazis. That’s how. That movie was as unfunny as it was inaccurate. And they need to check their spelling too.
On a happier note, I am loving the Sharks 4th line. I can’t remember when they’ve had a 4th line that gave so much effort, provided so much energy with fights and timely goals, and took so few penalties. I have watched several games this year where our 4th line led us to victory in one fashion or another. Kudos to Winchester, Desjardins and Murray.
Inglorious Basterds is a terrible, terrible movie
I’m sorry to be critical, but I am a Tarantino fan and that movie was nothing but pure pandering to Hollywood. How can I make a movie that will win oscars? Let’s reshape the WW2 story so that a hardcore unit of jewish special forces is running around kicking the shit out of nazis. That’s how. That movie was as unfunny as it was inaccurate. And they need to check their spelling too.
This is all a joke, right? It has to be.
it was inaccurate
Wait so you’re telling me that this movie wasn’t a true story? Oh man! Kill Bill really happened though, right?
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by Megalodon on Jan 5, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I kept thinking, “why aren’t the documentary filmmakers helping that poor girl out, when she was buried alive in the coffin. I mean, they’re right there!”
Picklesnakebit since 2011.
@shampeon
You know, maybe Harold’s right. I know that when I saw the theater full of moviegoers celebrating the murder of hundreds of their enemies I was upset. It was horrifying and ultra-violent and has no place in modern cinema.
The part where those same people were horribly gunned down made me happy though and made me love the movie overall. Only because they deserved it though; after all, they were bad people.
by RudyKelly on Jan 5, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
yea that cant be a real comment..just another clever jibe from our readers
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 5, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Believe it or not I was being serious...
I don’t require that a movie be historically accurate to be enjoyable, as artistic license can be an important tool of the film-maker. But c’mon, that movie is the equivalent of a baseball story where the Chicago Cubs annihilate their opposition and rack up world series rings (if all awards for film were decided exclusively by Cubs fans).
I guess the humor was just too sophisticated for someone like me.
“Kill Bill” is also a terrible movie by the way. It was a lame attempt by Tarantino to combine 3 separate film genres into 1 (western, martial arts, chick-flick). When I said I was a Tarantino fan I was talking about his earlier work.
(if all awards for film were decided exclusively by Cubs fans)
What the fuck is wrong with you.
by RudyKelly on Jan 6, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Both you and Rudy are morons. Inglorious Basterds and Kill Bill are awesome. Also, did you know most of Braveheart is historically inaccurate. Who gives a fuck, it rules! (good job on Ghostbusters, though)
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Jan 6, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
So wait, you guys are telling me that we celebrate Independence Day because of some other reason besides Will Smith?
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by Earl Sleek on Jan 6, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Sorry, for some reason I attributed HaroldRamis’ comments about Kill Bill to Rudy. He’s still a moron, but for other reasons.
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Jan 6, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Are you anti-Semitic too?
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Hey now...
2 of my closest friends are Jewish, and believe me they’ve got my back on this. I also just got back from NYC where I saw a bunch of Phish shows and ate a lot of corned beef and pastrami, so I don’t know how anti-semetic I am. Not to mention that my personal hero and role-model is Larry David.
Oh and someone please explain to Rudy how Hollywood works.
Watch Munich.
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by PNK on Jan 6, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions
I didn’t really like them either.
They were okay, as I would watch them if nothing else was on TV, but that’s not high praise. Let’s put it this way, I’d watch reruns of post-Steve Carrell The Office before I’d watch either of the Kill Bil movies.
I only saw Inglorious Basterds the once, so I might give it another shot, but it certainly didn’t make a strong impression on me.
The biggest thing that bugged me about it: how they just carve a swastika into the guys head at the end instead of just killing him. Oh! He has a pardon? You really think the US gives a fuck if some commandos kill a dude inside enemy lines even though he has a pardon?
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by PNK on Jan 6, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions
I disagree with most of Harold’s complaint, but I will still add my gripe to the pile.
just imagine that the Nazis represent the Anaheim Ducks.
This is totally off and an insult to Nazis everywhere. The Nazis were a formidable opponent and were known for their ability to give a full 60 minutes of effort.
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by Earl Sleek on Jan 5, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
No, they gave a 50 minute effort. Then when the Americans show up they give up.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Jan 5, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions
;)
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
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That's right, Tarantino was angling for an Oscar by giving Jewish Hollywood historical porn!
Hmmm, let me choose: Cruise’s Valkyrie which showed the real, but failed, attempt by German military officers to assassinate Hitler (boring as hell, not even Eddie Izzard could liven it up), or an ass-kicking movie, led by Pitt’s awesome Aldo Raine, wherein Hitler is shot full of lead, blown up, and burned. Apparently you critique movies third best.
Not saying DS was the best hire, but at least TM's gone.
In an unrelated note, Boston scares the shit out of me right now.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
Boston scares the shit out of me right now.
Why, are you a minority?
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by Megalodon on Jan 5, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
I'm German, does that count?
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Jan 5, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions
For anyone interested, the World Juniors Gold Medal Game is going to overtime tied 0-0. Sweden has outshot Russia 50 – 16.
If you imagine a salt shaker in your hand, tilt your head back
and act like you're shaking salt into your mouth; you will taste salt if you concentrate hard enough.
Welp, time to drink Svedka instead of Smirnoff
If you imagine a salt shaker in your hand, tilt your head back
and act like you're shaking salt into your mouth; you will taste salt if you concentrate hard enough.
i hate sweden so very much
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
Happy New Year! Hyvää uutta vuotta! Gott nytt år! С новым годом! Šťastný Nový Rok!
Jeff Carter! How could you forget him after the drama of this past summer with Dry Island and him pouting all the way to Columbus.
Oh, and Sharks lead 2-1 after being stupid in the first three minutes of the game.
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Nobody has answered my question about Geoff Sanderson.
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I read your post
and I still don’t even know who the fuck Geoff Sanderson is.
by TnSD11 on Jan 5, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
From Wiki-Encyclopedia-of-“it-must-be-true”:
Geoff M. Sanderson (born February 1, 1972) is a Canadian former professional ice hockey left wingerJumbaco!
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Geoff Sanderson was Craig Johnson with finish. Fuck the Courtnalls
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Jan 6, 2012 7:02 AM PST up reply actions
GO SHARKS!
Been out with friends … home in time to see the last 10 minutes.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
WIN!!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Say goodbye to your Nazi balls, Blue Jackets.
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I think I should feel bad. I have never seen half the movies on your favorites list so far.
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Don’t worry, we’re not even in the top 40 yet. Then you can start feeling bad.
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How is it that we’ve only played 37 games yet the Kings & Coyotes 41?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
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