San Jose Sharks Gameday: Too Weaks

Not evil at all. - Bruce Bennett

I do some Googling to try to get to the bottom of Bettman's mysterious request for a two-week hiatus in CBA talks.

Oh boy! Two weeks!

If you missed this bit of news, then I'm about to ruin your day: Gary Bettman has suggested a two-week break in CBA negotiations.

You probably want to shout some curses and wreck some furniture. I'll wait.

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Okay, let's talk about -

Oh, you're still going?

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Alright. So a two-week break from...from all that intense talking they've been doing, I guess.

Talking makes Gary Bettman very sleepy.

I didn't quite understand this proposed hiatus, so I decided to do a little Google research to try and find out exactly why Gary is asking for these two weeks off. Here is what I have found:

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So I guess in the end my research was inconclusive. I'm sorry I wasted your time.

Here let me make it up to you:

Don't you feel better already?

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-If we lose an entire season to this lockout and no one in power gets fired over it I'm going to try to figure out a way to go live in the world of THE SITE. Even with the bloodthirsty lizard people they have there, it still seems like a nicer place.

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