The most republican-looking guy I could find - Streeter Lecka
You suck at voting so do what we say instead.
Prop 30- Who cares
31- Who cares
32- Who cares
33- Who cares
34- No so we still have a chance to sentence Corey Perry to death
35- Who cares
36- Who cares
37-No, genetic engineering rules
38- Who cares
39- Who cares
40- Who cares
Measure B- My friends, there comes a time in every person's life where they must make a stand. For us, that day is tomorrow. There are few things in life worth fighting for: family? Maybe. Free speech? Eh. Not having to watch porn with condoms? ABSOLUTELY.
Do you think our fighting boys, our sweet, brave troops, want to risk their lives for condomns? No!
Did your forefathers fight and die for plastic? Never!
When George Washington was bunkering down in the gales of Valley Forge, do you think he was jacking it to a wood cutting of a dude railing a chick with a condom on? Nay, I say, and again I say nay!
Go forth, Patriots, and fight for freedom!
Fight for choice!
FIGHT FOR PORN!!!
(Fair warning: if you write an earnest political opinion and don't also include a video of someone getting hit in the groin in that same post, you will get banned until after the election or until I remember to un-ban you.)