A Sneak Peek At Selanne's Steakhouse Menu

Let this guy serve you some meat. Photo Credit - Marianne Helm

We learn a little more about Teemu Tavern & Grill through some slightly dubious means.

Last week, news broke that Teemu Selanne will be opening a steakhouse in April, to be named Teemu Tavern & Grill. I was so excited to find out what might be on the menu that I tracked down the print shop that Selanne is using to print it up. After a few days of planning, I executed a daring break in at the shop (it resembled this). Prior to the cops showing up and tazing me, I was able to capture a small handful of cellphone pics of a completed menu.

Despite the fact that these pics will likely be used against me as evidence in my upcoming case, I've decided to share them with you.

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We knew about Teemu's fondness for ketchup, but this is just weird:

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On the other hand, this actually makes a lot of sense:

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I wonder when he'll be hiring. I'm going to have some court fees to pay.

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