Are You There God? It's Me, Jer.

Parody is protected fair use, right?

In which Jer just wants his three periods.

Are you there God? It's me, Jer. The ECHL and AHL, the lower leagues, get their three periods of play. I hate myself for being so jealous, but I am. I wish you'd help the NHL just a little. The KHL get theirs too. And if the NHL loses the whole season I don't know what I'll do. Oh please god, I just want hockey back.
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