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3 mins ye all waste yer time!

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hey look its Mike Chen or Earl!

My kids are in town...so I’m in a cheeky mood..So far they’ve enjoyed the great pleasures of the city of sin..I’m letting them stay up later..eat more candy..having fun at the adventure dome in circus circus laughing and pointing at foreign kids..draining my wallet on overpriced shit ya know how it goes..there having a good time...

tonight I’m taking them to the "tournament of the kings" the medieval times wanna be thing..for those of you who suck and have your dick in the dirt..its reenactment of the middle ages..horses and knights..jousting wenches 3 mins ye all be fallen! Buffet...and way overpriced

so cuz I have no work to do I decided to write this boring post and research myths about the middle ages

apparently execution wasn’t that common as depicted..I had hoped throwing people in boiling vats of pigs shit was a daily exercise...

they did in fact bathe...though no deodorant?..maybe they rubbed marijuana on there pits who knows?

the rich where only knights...so I guess when you picture the owners and players negotiating..think of them in some full plate armor...so I hate knights now

and daily dragon raids I guess didn’t happen...so what was so fucking cool about the middle ages?

oh jousting..right...lets get the players champion Donald Fehr dueling Gary bettman to see who wins the lockout...a lance straight to the penis Donald!...and shit maybe that’s one thing better about the middle ages..then now....at least this lockout would be settled.....

now I think there are ogres and talking donkeys...I swear I read that somewhere

congratulations folks ye just wasting 3 minutes of ye life...

go getting fat today! go whichever knight...that represents my section

This FanPost was posted by a fan, and it probably sucks and is dumb.

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