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Kings Gameday: Catching Up On The Break



Ugh, you people again? Son of a bitch. Here, read these from over the break and stop bugging me:

This article on CBSSports was a pretty good overview of how different NHL stars are used by their coaches. The important part:


3) Where would the Kings and Devils be without Kopitar and Patrik Elias this season? Not only are they the top point producers for two teams that have little offense after them, but they have also been doing it under less-than-ideal circumstances for offense, while both spend significant time every night killing penalties for two of the top penalty killing teams in the league. Kopitar, for example, logs 2:28 of shorthanded ice time per game for the Kings, while Elias checks in at just under two minutes per game. Of the 25 players on the scatterplot above, only nine of them play more than one minute of shorthanded ice-time per game. Twelve of them play less than 10 seconds per game.

The article has a few flaws (you shouldn't really compare QualComp across teams) but it gives you an idea of the pressure that is on Anze Kopitar night in, night out. A lot of guys either have to dig themselves out of a hole by starting in the defensive zone or they have to play tough competition, but Kopitar is one of the few guys who has to do both. (As an aside, both Joe Thornton and Ryan Getzlaf play the same role as Kopitar. California centers own.)

It's funny, when the Kings traded for Mike Richards everyone said, "Oh good, now some pressure will be taken off Kopitar," but... nope? And seriously, why should the Kings take pressure off Kopitar? Kopitar is awesome, he should be playing in the toughest situations. Doughty should (and is) too. Your best players need to be your best players.

Star-divide

I'm still way madder than I should be about that whole Top 100 thing John Buccigross did, especially what he wrote about Kopitar:

He entered the NHL as a 19-year-old and is pretty much the same player. A very good player but not in the "elite." Of course, he doesn't have much skill around him in L.A. Put Parise on his line or find him an identical twin and see what happens.

I know Bucci is more just a guy who loves hockey and not an expert but everything about this is wrong. Seriously, who the fuck thinks Kopitar is the same player he was when he entered the league? I'm going to murder an otter.

However, I do enjoy that he says Kopitar is not elite* and then ranks him 15th out of like 600 NHL hockey players. Sorry, everybody behind Kopitar, I guess you're not elite either. Hear that, Hossa & Lundqvist? Tough break, guys.

Also, I just wanted to point out that Kopitar is only 4 months older than Claude Giroux. Seriously. Isn't that weird?

*Someone making a pedantic difference between "very good" and "elite" is code for, "I am stupid and don't really have a real opinion, so instead I'm going to make some vague point and hope you don't notice."

***

Finally, here's a much better article because it reinforces my biased viewpoint. From Hockey Prospectus:

With a roster including Anze Kopitar, Mike Richards, Drew Doughty, Justin Williams and Dustin Brown, it's highly unlikely the Kings will continue to shoot blanks. The league-wide average shooting percentage at even strength is about 8 percent, and most clubs will regress towards that over time. Assuming the Kings score on 8 percent of their shots over the latter half of the year, we can expect LA to score 80 goals rather than the 57 they managed through the first 41 games -- a 23-goal increase, or nearly four wins.

Hooray! Do you think they'll go down Figueroa first when they have the Cup Parade, or finish there? Probably finish there. I better go reserve my seat!

Prediction: The Kings are coming off an 8-day layoff and they're playing a fired up Blue Jackets team that just got embarrassed last night. I'm optimistic!

Also, I'm going to have a close eye on Vinny Prospal tonight. You know, just in case.

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what did u do on the break sir?

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 1, 2012 11:06 AM PST reply actions  

I also watched this approximately 500 times.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 1, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s pretty good, but I prefer this.

"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
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by Megalodon on Feb 1, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Hahahaha the anticipation killed me.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 1, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

“Well I think blah blah blah blah…”

*thwap

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 1, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Right in the face.

"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Feb 2, 2012 7:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoa. That guy looks like the cross-eyed lovechild of Derek Joslin and Shea Weber.

by meetyourmako on Feb 1, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

So has the Clipper bandwagon started yet?

Picklesnakebit since 2011.
@shampeon

by ievans on Feb 1, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I was watching that live… it was pretty sweet

If you imagine a salt shaker in your hand, tilt your head back
and act like you're shaking salt into your mouth; you will taste salt if you concentrate hard enough.

by brokenyard on Feb 1, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t stop laughing at it.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 1, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Look at Perkins’ face!

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 1, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m optimistic!

Yeah me too! Not for the same thing you are tho.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Feb 1, 2012 11:07 AM PST reply actions  

Your best players need to be your best players.

Or you could start your best players 80% of the time in the offensive zone.</canucks>

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by ievans on Feb 1, 2012 11:26 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

That’s more because Alain Vigneault is awesome than anything else.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 1, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Also because the Kings don’t have Manny Malhotra to handle all the defensive stuff and earn offensive face-offs.

by meetyourmako on Feb 1, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a fan, but I can’t argue with the results.

Picklesnakebit since 2011.
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by ievans on Feb 1, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

both Joe Thornton and Ryan Getzlaf play the same role as Kopitar. California centers own

Huzzah! Fuck you, other states/provinces!

by meetyourmako on Feb 1, 2012 11:40 AM PST reply actions  

Someone needs to go tell Vancouver that this is how you riot after a game.

At least 73 people were killed when riots broke out after a soccer game Wednesday in Egypt, the country’s deputy health minister said.

At least 180 others were injured in the riots, the deputy minister said.

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Feb 1, 2012 12:10 PM PST reply actions  

i spit up my dr. pepper….jesus earl

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 1, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Stick with Diet Dr. Pepper, it exists.

by ScottyKnows on Feb 1, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Stick with Diet Dr. Pepper, it exists.

NO

"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn

"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93

by angryjay93 on Feb 1, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

guy overpriced his sodas at .75 near our cubicle..no one buys his sodas..cuz the guy downstairs sells for .50…well the guy downstairs got moved…so i had to buy off the .75 guy…all his sodas were expired…except the regualr dr. pepper…i prefer diet also…but shit i needed a soda..

i know this is all fascinating…but i do have more spade bathroom humor…
a guy cam walking in..and pissed like this:
one….(quick break in between)…two (quick break in between)..three (quick break in between)…flushed the urninal and left…i dont think he washed his hands…..it was weirdest sounding piss ever…some kind of popgun pissing!

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 1, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Hate to break it to you, Rudy, but it just goes to show you that the Kings don’t have elite players.

  1. Kopitar: "A very good player but not in the “elite.”"
  1. Bobby Ryan: “This guy is elite.”

by Johngo Fett on Feb 1, 2012 12:52 PM PST reply actions  

And those were certainly not the numbers I put on that post. 15 and 42, thank you very much.

by Johngo Fett on Feb 1, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

SBN’s autocorrect really needs to lay off — I fail to see how this correction is EVER helpful.

Whoops, I used 15 and 42 instead of 1 and 1. Thanks, SBN!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 1, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Toews-level crush on him

No, Kopitar’s not Canadian.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 1, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Be a Canadian Olympian or there’s no chance.

Dinglebarnin' It JftC

by Niesy on Feb 1, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Be a Canadian Olympian or there’s no chance.

I thought we were talking about Rick Nash on JftC?

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 1, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s his standing on the Pierre Slobberometer? Drippy or Uncomfortably Moist?

Dinglebarnin' It JftC

by Niesy on Feb 1, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Well at least he’s worthy of the praise.

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Feb 1, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Crosby
He is in his primo prime

Fuck this guy Buccigross

by meetyourmako on Feb 1, 2012 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

Re: Pronger
It stinks we won’t see his personality again this season. He’s an attraction.

Seriously. Fuck this guy, for real.

by meetyourmako on Feb 1, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

I’m an awful person for laughing at this. Poor Carter.

by lafreak331 on Feb 1, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The “I just signed with Columbus” face

If you imagine a salt shaker in your hand, tilt your head back
and act like you're shaking salt into your mouth; you will taste salt if you concentrate hard enough.

by brokenyard on Feb 1, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I cracked the code!

[skill level] x [Division multiplier] + [media exposure composite] = [elite level]

Where [conference multiplier] is:
Atlantic or Northeast: 1.2
Southeast: 1.0
Central: 1.1
Northwest: 0.9
Pacific: 0.8

And [media exposure composite] is the sum of all that apply:
Canadian team: 1
Original 6 team: 2

  1. of national broadcast games per month
  2. of Cups won in the last 15 years
    population of local media market divided by 500,000

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by ievans on Feb 1, 2012 1:09 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Formatting lameness strikes again. It should read:
And [media exposure composite] is the sum of all that apply:
Canadian team: 1
Original 6 team: 2
Number of national broadcast games per month
Number of Cups won in the last 15 years
population of local media market divided by 500,000

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@shampeon

by ievans on Feb 1, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I miss blogspot’s non-assistance.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 1, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

agree on these bias factors; SE might be a bit high (Ovechkin → inflated exposure) and NW a bit low (because of the Canadian teams).

Not saying DS was the best hire, but at least TM's gone.

by soccersucks on Feb 1, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

THE FOG.

"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Feb 1, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Pyromaniac fog. Even the weather systems are trying to kill you.

Dinglebarnin' It JftC

by Niesy on Feb 1, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Some cold front scammed me for $500. It said it knew a Nigerian thunderstorm that had a windfall and needed to move out of the country.

by meetyourmako on Feb 1, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I was robbed and chained to the plumbing by the marine layer, who is a sociopath that hits you harder if you try to protect yourself from the blows.

Picklesnakebit since 2011.
@shampeon

by ievans on Feb 1, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

A morning drizzle slipped me a mickey, removed one of my kidneys while I was out, and left me in a bathtub filled with ice.

"I see my life flashing before my eyes... and it's boring!." — Gumball Watterson

by DougX on Feb 1, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

In Winnipeg…

Even Especially the weather systems are trying to kill you.

Picklesnakebit since 2011.
@shampeon

by ievans on Feb 1, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I want to murder the old lady taxi driver in the TaxAct commercial they play constantly on NBC sports

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Feb 1, 2012 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

Here are the highlights of tonight’s game from the Columbus perspective if anyone wants to watch them.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 1, 2012 10:22 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

No thanks.

But i did see on TSN they are accusing you guys of cheating by stopping the game clock for 1 second to give Drew time to score the game winner.

HAHAHA

by Mike in OC on Feb 2, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

That kinda dirty play we would expect from the Ducks, not the Kings.

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Feb 2, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Ang gets most of her bias from the Mighty Ducks movies, it sounds like.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 2, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Then it would be the Hawks cheating. Or Iceland.

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Feb 2, 2012 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

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