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Sharks Gameday: Pudding

I didn't do anything. I'm a nice man. I mind my own business. So you tell me 'that's that' before I beat the hell from you. I have so much strength in me you have no idea. I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine. I would say 'that's that', Mattress Man.



I was looking at the teams leading the league in fighting majors (from hockeyfights.com) and I noticed that the top three fighting-est teams in the league are also three of the best teams in the NHL: the Rangers, the Bruins, and the Flyers.

So is there a relationship between how often a team fights and how good they are?

Probably not.

I guess I could make an Excel table or something to try and figure it out, but it's Sunday. I don't do Excel on the Lord's day, you heathen fuck.

Prediction: Owen Nolan scores a goal from the center line. Sharks win 4-2.

"I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawaii. As I just said that out loud I realized it sounded a little strange but it's not."

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I think you’re drunk

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Feb 12, 2012 6:42 AM PST reply actions  

I haven’t seen this movie since the theater. All I remember was that it was very… fuzzy.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 12, 2012 8:56 AM PST reply actions  

It’s awesome.

"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Feb 12, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

GO SHARKS!

Isn’t excel Earl’s thing anyways?

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Feb 12, 2012 10:00 AM PST reply actions  

I wish I had a suit like he wears in that movie.

Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Feb 12, 2012 12:18 PM PST reply actions  

I was trying to find a pic of Nolan scoring from the centerline, but I found this instead.

Clowe manhandling a Canuck is never a bad thing.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Feb 12, 2012 12:19 PM PST reply actions  

Somewhere, some gay man out there is having dirty thoughts now. Scoring? Clowe? Manhandling? A Canuck on his back with his legs up in the air?

by RedOscar on Feb 12, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s you, isn’t it.

by meetyourmako on Feb 12, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I would only admit that Clowe is hot. The rest could not interest me less.

by RedOscar on Feb 12, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, a puck daddy writer says that the Blackhawks losing is bad for everyone.

Someone needs to take away his crack.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Feb 12, 2012 12:24 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Mooney's an idiot.

I don’t like his articles. Plus he’s a Canucks fan.

Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Feb 12, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I laughed a good long time at that article.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Feb 12, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

They got them all out of the way at once.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Feb 12, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I just tuned in to the game and took a look at the stat sheet. Should I be surprised by this?

by RedOscar on Feb 12, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t ask for a shrink – that must’ve been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn’t mine. Also, I’m wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don’t have a crying problem.

Testing Punch-Drunk Love mojo for the 2nd period.

"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Feb 12, 2012 4:51 PM PST reply actions  

Well this isn’t one of our better power plays.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Feb 12, 2012 5:07 PM PST reply actions  

well we know Blues can only score on a 5on3 … so … let’s not give them that opportunity again huh?

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Feb 12, 2012 5:32 PM PST reply actions  

ah well.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Feb 12, 2012 6:29 PM PST reply actions  

Nice to see us continue to suck against good teams.

Fuck this shit.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Feb 12, 2012 6:33 PM PST reply actions  

Eh, two 5-on-3 goals just means the Sharks weren’t disciplined. I wouldn’t call it sucking as much as I would call it being stupid.

by RedOscar on Feb 12, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

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