I was looking at the teams leading the league in fighting majors (from hockeyfights.com) and I noticed that the top three fighting-est teams in the league are also three of the best teams in the NHL: the Rangers, the Bruins, and the Flyers.
So is there a relationship between how often a team fights and how good they are?
I guess I could make an Excel table or something to try and figure it out, but it's Sunday. I don't do Excel on the Lord's day, you heathen fuck.
Prediction: Owen Nolan scores a goal from the center line. Sharks win 4-2.
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