Sharks Gameday: Interrogation

Today's discussion question: which member of the San Jose Sharks would be the best at performing an interrogation?

Ryane Clowe is a frightening, violent man, and wouldn't hesitate to do exactly what Bud White (Russell Crowe) does in this scene.

Douglas Murray would grab your arms and threaten to tear you in half.

Brent Burns would talk to you about Skylanders until you broke just to shut him up.

Brad Winchester isn't the best fighter in the league but he could definitely kick your ass, you pussy.

Michal Handzus could get you to talk just by sitting perfectly still in the chair across from you and staring, silently, into your eyes.

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*shudder*

And finally, Officer Patrick Marleau would sit down in the chair across from you, take a sip of water, spill the water on himself, set the water back down on the table but accidentally knock the glass over, stand up to get some paper towels and get his legs tangled in the chair, fall on his face, cry, and then end up telling you everything he knows.




The Sharks made a trade right before the game yesterday. What they needed was a winger who could score. What they got was a center who can't.

Success!

Prediction: Sharks win 5-1, all five goals coming from centers.

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