Kings Gameday: Bizzaro World

by RudyKelly on Feb 22, 2012 10:14 AM PST

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The Kings scored 3 goals in 1 period!

They also let in 3 goals in 1 period.

They scored 3 in the 1st period to actually take an early lead!

They allowed a team to come back from 3 goals down for the 2nd time since the lockout.

They scored 4 times!

They also allowed 4 goals.

They scored on the power play!

They also let in 3 power play goals.

The Kings' shooting luck may be normalizing!

Quick's save percentage may be normalizing too.

They were aggressive!

They took 6 penalties.

They lost!

Wait, that's not bizarre.

Here's video of Kyle Clifford's hit on Gilbert Brule last night, taken from inside someone's ass:

Yeah, I don't know. I can see the argument that he didn't technically make primary contact with the head... but that hit's still incredibly unnecessary. It's a guy mad that he had just taken a penalty and trying to make it up by being physical, but he really just blindsided a guy and tried to hurt him. And he was successful. Personally, I think Clifford should get suspended... of course, he should get benched for playing like shit anyway but that's another matter.

I hope Brule's OK.

Prediction: Kings lose, 6-5. But hey, at least they're scoring!

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Quick’s save percentage may be normalizing too.

I hear Dan Ellis may be available. :)

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Feb 22, 2012 10:52 AM PST reply actions

Man, a girl at work’s mom has breast cancer. She’s crying, my boss is crying, everyone’s crying.

Now I can’t hear the radio.

This is bullshit.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 22, 2012 11:20 AM PST reply actions 3 recs

you evil man

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 22, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions

You should buy her a pink hockey jersey.

"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Feb 22, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions

I fucking hate those things.

by meetyourmako on Feb 22, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions

Almost as much as I hate cancer. Although in cancer’s defense, it’s probably killed some really awful people, too. Nothing good about pink jerseys.

by meetyourmako on Feb 22, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions

Tell them to quit being selfish.

by Briceratops on Feb 22, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions

It’s quite rude that they dont understand others plight in the world.

"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn

"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93

by angryjay93 on Feb 22, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions

Insert Dan Ellis joke here.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
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by Diamondback15 on Feb 22, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions

Just thought I’d check on the Kings and… oh.

If you imagine a salt shaker in your hand, tilt your head back
and act like you're shaking salt into your mouth; you will taste salt if you concentrate hard enough.

by brokenyard on Feb 22, 2012 8:06 PM PST reply actions 3 recs