CHANG and Owen's Excellent Adventure
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If you don't know what the hell is going on here, please read parts 1 and 2.
Owen Nolan has an announcement scheduled for Tuesday night. Some people speculate he's going to announce his formal retirement, but I'm kind of worried he's going to announce that he's suing me for my half of the 19 millions United State dollars that I'm going to get using his name.
I might be in trouble.
Anyways, when I last updated you guys I had just given my information to Mr. Peter CHANG Lee for the second time, including a phone number he could call if he liked listening to a phone ring forever with no one ever answering.
He replied very quickly, obviously as eager as I am to finish this deal. I'm so close to the money now I can taste it.
It tastes like a jet ski.
Greetings,
This is in acknowledgement of your email,and i also want to use this opportunity to thank you for providing the required details about you,this now shows a level of commitment on your part.I will prefer you provide with your address in California, USA.I shall give your details to the local solicitor on Monday.Like I said before as soon as I have the documents I shall be sending copies to you for your reading as well as for your file keeps.
Like I promised in my email to you, here are some details and facts about The Late Mr. Gerald Nolan,
he was born on the 8th August 1940 in Mexico but part of his childhood was in Melbourne, Australia and was later married to a British woman for many years before divorcing her, she later died of Ovarian cancer in a London hospital without any children.
Gerald was 5 feet 10 and had a bald head. He was a major investor in mines and property and had so many investments all over China and numerous shares in banks and companies. He lived in mainland China for over 20 years before he died and spoke Chinese fluently.
He was a keen sportsman
and enjoyed playing golf.
Gerald was a gentleman who worked very hard all his life and would be remembered for his humility and kindness as he had learnt the ways and traditions of the Chinese people.
About Myself
I have worked at the Hang Seng Bank Ltd for over 2 decades. Before I ventured into banking I taught English in a local school in Beijing as I took an interest in English at an early age. I am married and have 2 children, one 28 years and the other 22 years. I was born on 3rd September 1954 and I have been married for 31 years which sometimes seems to me like yesterday.
My address is Flat C, 4/Floor, Block 7, Handsome Court, Tuen Mun, New Territories here in Hong Kong but my family lives in Beijing in our family home with my parents.
I am not a wealthy individual due to the communist economy in China and Hong Kong where everything belong to Government so I have worked and worked all my life with little or nothing to show for it hence I want to take this advantage before I retire next year. I have a very lovely family whom I want to be able to afford a good life after when I retire so I will never do anything to get me or you into any trouble. This is a little about myself but can tell you more if you ask specific details.
Hello,
Thankyou for the great details about Mr. Gerald Nolan and about yourself. Getting to know you personally is important to me because we are going to be in business togewther and I like to trust people that I am in business together with.
I have my address and I will make a copy of my ID later today. I want to send them to you and I am very excited about this opportunity but in your last e-mail you said you could give me more information about yourself if I asked so I would like to do that first. Trust is very important to me and like you said this is destiny so I want to make sure I know who I am dealing with.
Please answer these qeustions about yourself if you can:
1. What is your sign (zodiac)? Do you believe in the zodiac/astrology in Hong Kong?
2. Are you religious?
3. Do you ever lie?
4. Do you like sports? Which sports?
5. Do you like hockey? Do they play hockey in Hong Kong?
6. Would you ever like to meet in person with me after this deal?
And since you asked for details about me here are some:
I was born in Ireland but grew up in Canada. My birthday is February 12th so it's coming up soon!
I am a sportsman too, but the sports I like are hunting and fishing and hockey. I used to play hockey a lot but had some injuries and now I am retired. Today I own a couple of restaraunts but mostly I get to relax and enjoy my hobbies.
Let me know if you have other questions. I am excited to see your answers to mine.
Thanks you and bless you,
-Owen Buster Nolan
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Yeah great story CHANG.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
What is your sign (zodiac)?
CHANG is a Cancer — Ovarian cancer, I’d think.
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on Feb 6, 2012 1:04 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
"Don't hunt me. Please."
I think That the real Owen Nolan is having a press conference to inform everyone that he launching a man hunt of you and letting everyone know to stay out of the way lest they be hunted as well.
by slotownsharksfan on Feb 6, 2012 1:05 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
It was nice knowing you meg.
I love cats, so I will look after Chandler for you.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Feb 6, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
Man- the most dangerous game of them all.
Hell on Ice/In Lou We Trust/Twitter
Everyone has more goals than Scott Gomez
by Kevin Sellathamby on Feb 6, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
I assumed it was to announce that’s officially retiring in order to make time for all his jet skiing.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
by PNK on Feb 6, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions
I have my address and I will make a copy of my ID later today.
Okay, we’ll really get in trouble now, but in case you need to take this one step further:
It obviously won’t hold up or anything, but that could be part of the fun, too. :)
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on Feb 6, 2012 1:39 PM PST reply actions 7 recs
As if BoC doesn’t get into enough trouble as it is.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Oh damn it Earl, my laziness was the only thing stopping me from taking this way too far.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
Why don’t you go ahead and make us both fake IDs right now, for when we eventually have to flee into hiding?
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
I’m gonna miss you guys when you’re….Wait if Earl and Meg get hunted down…Does that mean we get stuck with Rudy?
Fuck!!! Bring back Mike Chen!!!
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on Feb 6, 2012 2:39 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
and Cheechew!
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
by PNK on Feb 6, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions
How long until someone creates a Mr. CHANG SBN handle or twitter account?
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
by PNK on Feb 6, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions
Related: don't these shoes just epitomize Brent Burns?

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Feb 7, 2012 10:48 PM PST reply actions
Ah I fucking knew it! Brodie Brazil tweeted a picture of just the shoes and asked people to guess who it was. I guessed Burns but Brazil never said who it was.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
He looks like the teacher just called his name in class when he was dozing off.
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
He looks like Conan’s nerd impression. Burns looks like Conan’s George W. Bush impression.
by RudyKelly on Feb 8, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs

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