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Forget the post title pun -- I'd just better hurry up and post this thing before the network crashes again.

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Stormy is easier to draw than a personified hurricane. :)

Who knows if the NHL is really headed towards lockout-ville again next season? I can't rightly say, but at least the possibility is open -- may as well cartoon about it while I can.

After the jump, an actual NHL team employee writes me an e-mail (and it's not a cease-and-desist letter)!

Star-divide

An invitation from the Phoenix Coyotes:

Hey Earl,

I wanted to reach out to you since you are Die hard hockey fans, about making a trip out here to the desert to see some hockey. We have the Sharks here twice and the Ducks once in March and wanted to see if you were interested in setting something up. What we can do is A. pick one of the games, market it to everyone, get a feel for the number of seats and make plans that way. OR we can have a link made up for both games in March, market on a more individual basis and whoever wants to come this way can take care of it on their own. Here is what the Anaheim Ducks have put together with us, if you’d like to get an idea of what we can do.

Saturday, March 31 through Sunday, April 1

Die Hards road trip to Phoenix for Ducks vs. Coyotes
Bus trip from Honda Center to Jobbing.com Arena and a one night’s stay in a hotel near the arena.
This is a great opportunity for Die Hards members to get together to support our team in Phoenix. We have developed a reasonable travel package that includes transportation, hotel stay, tickets to the game, a social event with the Coyotes Booster Club, autographed merchandise raffles, and much more.

CLICK HERE TO RSVP

Chris Fraterrigo | Inside Sales Representative | Phoenix Coyotes & Jobing.com Arena

All jokes aside, that's pretty cool of them. The cost of the link above is as follows: $179 per person if 2 people staying in a room; $239 per person if 1 person is staying in a room. The pricing appears open to anybody, so I won't be doing anything on the Ducks end (besides, I can't make that date) -- if any Anaheim fans are interested in going, just click on the link above.

As for the Sharks, hopefully this e-mail went out to Fear The Fin also -- San Jose visits Jobing Arena on Saturday, March 10, and Thursday, March 29. If any Sharks fans want to arrange some sort of road trip for either of those games, let me know and I'll send it along.

Likely, I'm just going to send a "thanks for thinking of us" e-mail, but hey -- it's cool that we made some team's radar, even if they are grossly over-estimating my ability to motivate people. :)

Prediction: I'll be around for game comments tonight, network willing. Could be a fun game, with both teams being so awful and all -- Ducks 5, Canes 4, OT. Fail For Nail hits a snag for both teams.

Go Ducks.

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But seriously, that’s not a bad idea.

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by RudyKelly on Feb 8, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Well that’s pretty cool. Wonder what the Sharks package looks like for the March 10th game.

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Feb 8, 2012 10:12 AM PST reply actions  

Meg – find out for me huh? :)

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by Angy on Feb 8, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

You probably mean Plank. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

That requires an email being sent out. I hate it when you guys make me do work. :)

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by Angy on Feb 8, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they gave it to Cheechew instead.

"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn

"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93

by angryjay93 on Feb 8, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Meg – find out for me huh? :)

Bah.

"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Feb 8, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

$179 per person if 2 people staying in a room

woohoo come on rudy…only 179 if we both stay in the same room….and u get to travel on a bus errr…half full of ducks fans…this is so right up your alley pal lol..ill bring the jello!

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 8, 2012 10:35 AM PST reply actions  

If Baskin was there I am sure Rudy would be down.

by Newport Rebel on Feb 8, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure thing, going to fucking Arizona to watch a Coyotes-Ducks game with a bunch of Ducks fans sounds like my idea of a good time.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 8, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

You could really do a lot of reporting from those two bus trips. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

“This blows.”

The End

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 8, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

excellent

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 8, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Bruce on Beauchemin: Leadership "second to none"

So, when can he be captain?

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 11:30 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

I would totally be up for Captain Frenchie.

by Johngo Fett on Feb 8, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Chef d’yquipe Frenchie!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

make it happen kirby…fuck yes

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 8, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

So I am not the only one who fails to connect the first time I open a new SBN page and then has to try again?
I’d just better hurry up and post this thing before the network crashes again.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Feb 8, 2012 1:17 PM PST reply actions  

Don't forget that for history to repeat itself you have to trade Selanne to us first.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Feb 8, 2012 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

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And…

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 2:30 PM PST reply actions  

Holy shit!

My season tickets are 410 row Q. At least now I know who to bitch at when people end up sitting next to us.

by PhantomPretender on Feb 8, 2012 2:56 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Bid $8 and you can have the row to yourself! :)

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I bid but some a-hole sniped them. Who would want to pay nearly $3 per ticket anyway?

If you imagine a salt shaker in your hand, tilt your head back
and act like you're shaking salt into your mouth; you will taste salt if you concentrate hard enough.

by brokenyard on Feb 8, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The thought of getting staples in my head makes me wanna pull my own teeth out

by Dixie Normus on Feb 8, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

id do it drunk and on a dare…but yea…it doesnt sound fun or anything

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 9, 2012 5:15 AM PST up reply actions  

As someone who has had 7 staples punched into their dome, I can say that it doesnt hurt one bit.

Pulling them out? All they do is use a medical version of the little grabbie stapler guy in the office. It only pinches a tiny bit.

"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn

"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93

by angryjay93 on Feb 9, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Truthfully, I think I’d rather get stapled than three-hole-punched.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 9, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Beleskey with the Finns — hope the Rat is okay.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 7:09 PM PST reply actions  

There he is, with Cogliano and El Niño. There is hope!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That was eather a good PK or an awful powerplay…

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Feb 8, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

20% option a, 80% option b.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Best top-line shift I’ve seen in a long while.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 7:31 PM PST reply actions  

If only they could do that more than once every 12 games…

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Feb 8, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Also if only it led to more than two shots on goal.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That was pleasant.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Feb 8, 2012 7:32 PM PST reply actions  

Did anyone else enjoy the shelacking the Sabres gave the Bruins?

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Feb 8, 2012 7:35 PM PST reply actions  

Boudreau should really break a few of his ribs for the team.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Its the only time Jordan leopold hit some one and wasn’t the one with broken bones.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Feb 8, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Top line gets a minus. Give up the “C”, Getz!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 7:38 PM PST reply actions  

Wait, what?

Oh, I get it! So that’s why Ruff was in the press box.

Does Kirby even have ribs?

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Feb 8, 2012 7:38 PM PST reply actions  

reply fail

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Feb 8, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Getzlaf, then.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I am a good passer to stationary objects and can shoot on net.

Is there a future for me as a Ducks first line center?

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Feb 8, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

How’s your whining and coasting?

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends

Could you put up 4 consecutive above point per game seasons before suffering through a super miserable year?

Yeah, he’s playing like crap this year and I don’t think he should be captain either but he hasn’t been THAT bad has he? I mean he’s only 3 points behind Zetterberg and people look at that guy as a Swedish Jesus or something

by Dixie Normus on Feb 8, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s what he’s not doing that’s killing us, though — leading, especially via his lack of hustle.

And it’s just a lot of money sitting on a line that’s going to be outscored regularly by checkers who do hustle.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Like I said, I don’t think he should be the team leader. But he’s always been a snail. Maybe it’s my baldy-vision or because I’m wearing a baseball cap indoors right now but I think he’s gotten his game back almost to where it should be. It hasn’t really translated to the scoreboard like it probably should have but he’s moving his feet more, backchecking faster than before and his passes have lost that “Why are you giving this to me? Take it” feel from them. He can be better, but he can be much much worse.. I’m glad he isn’t Kovalev level complacent

by Dixie Normus on Feb 8, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, at least Hiller can’t hit the net either.

I bet at some point this game Cam Ward might have to make an impressive save.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 8:14 PM PST reply actions  

El Niño!!

Thank goodness we have one competitive center. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 8:18 PM PST reply actions  

Damn — caught in my own lie.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Just tuned in and Wooooooooooo! Bonino!

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by g r a c e on Feb 8, 2012 8:18 PM PST reply actions  

good job Grace!!

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Feb 8, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Tune in again! :)

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, well, I’ve tuned into way more games just in time to see goals against, so I’m no lucky charm.

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by g r a c e on Feb 8, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, Hagman had the Canes playing Hangman.

(sounded better in my head).

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 8:27 PM PST reply actions  

It reads better than if you say it…

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Feb 8, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh HAG MAN!!!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh wow, nice moves by Hagman.

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by g r a c e on Feb 8, 2012 8:28 PM PST reply actions  

Poop.

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by g r a c e on Feb 8, 2012 8:53 PM PST reply actions  

Save us, Rat!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Saku — that works, too!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay!!! Koivu okay for you?

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by g r a c e on Feb 8, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Really good tip by Beleskey — dammit because Hayward had to point it out to me. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Boo — on the plus side, can’t blame Getzlaf for that one.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 8:53 PM PST reply actions  

His shiny forehead on the bench caused Pelley to inadvertently knock that into his own net :)

by Dixie Normus on Feb 8, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, he takes an offensive zone penalty to make up for his blamelessness.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Pelley taking lessons from Philips?

by Dixie Normus on Feb 8, 2012 8:53 PM PST reply actions  

Also — nice dive, Hagman!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Mcbain and Skinner? These guys must love the Simpsons

by Dixie Normus on Feb 8, 2012 9:01 PM PST reply actions  

Brent Burns to Carolina (e1).

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

They should switch their AHL team from the Charlotte Checkers to the Springfield Falcons

by Dixie Normus on Feb 8, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice dive, Ryan, but scary scary shift, top line.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 9:17 PM PST reply actions  

Phew!!!!!!

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by g r a c e on Feb 8, 2012 9:18 PM PST reply actions  

Holy fuck.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 9:18 PM PST reply actions  

Had this game mattered, I’d be glad it’s overtime.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 9:22 PM PST reply actions  

Hahahahahahahahaha.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 9:27 PM PST reply actions  

That was wonderful.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Feb 8, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Woo?

Perry may have a more awkward smile than Marleau.

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by g r a c e on Feb 8, 2012 9:28 PM PST reply actions  

Oh, no doubt — Canes should force the referees to actually swallow their whistles after that.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha.

There was a play behind the net, and…

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by g r a c e on Feb 8, 2012 9:32 PM PST reply actions  

yada, yada, yada, one-timer goal!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

In other news, that Kiprusoff save just now was insane.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2012 9:39 PM PST reply actions  

He does that from time to time( Olympics not included- next time play Nitty)

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Feb 8, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys are such cheaters.

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Battle of California

by Megalodon on Feb 9, 2012 8:56 AM PST reply actions  

Perry used his “get out of jail free” card you get with every Hart Trophy.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 9, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair I think Perry was surprised there was no call.

If you imagine a salt shaker in your hand, tilt your head back
and act like you're shaking salt into your mouth; you will taste salt if you concentrate hard enough.

by brokenyard on Feb 10, 2012 1:34 AM PST up reply actions  

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