Kings Gameday: Sh*t Hockey Players Say
by RudyKelly on Feb 9, 2012 9:37 AM PST
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(*Heavy breathing)
(*Heavy breathing)
"Yeah yeah yeah!"
(*Heavy breathing)
"Nice pass."
"Wheel wheel wheel!"
(*Heavy breathing)
"C'mon, boys!"
(*Heavy breathing)
Hey, speaking of stupid shit:
LA County OKs $1,000 Fine For Throwing Football, Frisbee On Beaches
The fuck is this shit? The weird thing is that you can still hit a volleyball around (you know, the smooth round ball that no one fucking knows how to hit correctly) but apparently footballs are off-limits. I am outraged. Now I know how Lincoln felt when he was a slave.
Also dumb:
Rangers, Devils remind us why NHL coaches’challenges are a necessity
I'm honestly baffled why people think coaches' challenges are a good idea. They have them in football because there are a lot more challengeable plays (ball spots, in/out of bounds, crossing the plane, etc.) but hockey really only has 5-6 plays a game that require review. I don't personally think goaltender interference should be reviewable* but if you think it is, why not, you know, just review it? How does it make sense to say, "We need these goals to count!" and then turn around and say, "Sorry, Torts, but you used a timeout when your 4th line iced the puck so now you don't get to review that goal." Review it or don't,but leave stupid shit like coaches' challenges out of it.
*The problem with reviewing goaltender interference is that it's incredibly subjective. Did the guy hit the goalie, was he pushed in, did the goalie flop (and if he did was there still interference), did the goalie have time to get back up, had the team been warned already about hitting the goalie, had the goalie already been warned about initiating contact, all that shit has to be taken into account. If the ref on the ice had the ability to review the play himself it might be OK, but if you sent it to Toronto they wouldn't know what to do with it.
Finally:
This was posted in the comments of Meg's post from 2 days ago but I'm re-posting it because bwahahahaha look at Patrick Marleau.
Prediction: Kings win, 3-2. Mike Richards fights Sean Bergenheim, gets concussed again. On the plus side, he'll be able to enjoy internet memes again.
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The updated rules now prohibit "any person to cast, toss, throw, kick or roll" any object other than a beach ball or volleyball "upon or over any beach" between Memorial Day and Labor Day.
Exceptions allow for ball-throwing in predesignated areas, when a person obtains a permit, or playing water polo "in or over the Pacific Ocean".
We are building the weirdest fucking lawbook in the world, I guess.
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by Earl Sleek on Feb 9, 2012 10:10 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
First they came for the frisbees….
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by Megalodon on Feb 9, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions 9 recs
Then they started playing some sort of aerial version of water polo over the Pacific Ocean.
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Yeah, I was wondering how the hell does one play water polo “over the Pacific Ocean”?!?!?
"That's a nice shirt....you get a bowl of soup with that?"
I guess you can never really know what futuristic sports might be invented over the next few months. This wording covers their ass on that front.
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by Earl Sleek on Feb 9, 2012 12:00 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
In a pool
on a yacht on the ocean.
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by PNK on Feb 9, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions
I was explaining how one might play water polo over the pacific ocean
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
by PNK on Feb 9, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
Gotcha — but in this law’s context, they don’t mean that, I don’t think.
Do people even play water polo in the ocean? Seems like it mostly ought to occur in standardized pools with stationary nets.
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I think we can all agree that this law is ridiculous.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
by PNK on Feb 9, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions
So I guess Smashball is illegal, in addition to frisbees?
Whammo! is going to activate their sleeper assassins soon. You don’t fuck with Big Leisure Equipment.
Picklesnakebit since 2011.
@shampeon
by ievans on Feb 9, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Who cares about football, beach rugby is where it’s at. For those of you that don’t know how to play rugby, watch this.
Ruck over!
Dump and chase
“Maggie, catch!”
*Maggie runs, catches it
“Now c’mere!”
*Maggie looks at me
*looks at me
*looks at me
*runs in opposite direction
by RudyKelly on Feb 9, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Challenges would be stupid. The one thing I wish they wouid change would be that the referee that makes a call on a high stick could view the replay and make his own determination, instead of seperate eyes in Toronto.
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
A report came out that Canada can support 9 NHL teams.
And the report came from Canada so you know its not biased in anyway.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
and it has bits of real panther so you know its good
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 9, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
And so could Halifax lololololol—beaver eating Canadian homers
I’m putting here for reflection later on in the season…. #14 Tomas [Fleischmann] is getting a 40G season. FLASH COUNT: 17G/21A
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by Chris S Roberts on Feb 9, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
Those are likely the areas they're talking about
Toronto could support a second team easily given the population and the attendance the Leafs get.
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There is only 1 "n" in Hutchison
Can there be a $1,000 fine for wearing whatever the fuck is on Brent Burns’ clown toes?
Dinglebarnin' It JftC
Those things cost like $90.
From the snapshots of I’ve seen of Brent Burns’ life, I’ve come to the conclusion that he has way too much money.
Your just jealous because you don't have robotic sex pants.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Feb 9, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Can’t wear sex pants and the clown toes at the same time. Those things would kill an erection.
Dinglebarnin' It JftC
Current capsule headline on the SF Chronicle's web site:
Naked man lured down from L.A. tower by burgers
Picklesnakebit since 2011.
@shampeon
those burgers were yummy too.!!
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 9, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
What were you protesting?
Getzlaf? The Ducks killing their lottery pick chances? The English Language?
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
He was a San Jose fan
The burgers were Big Macs. They claimed they were the same ones Jokinen had been eating.
The Florida Panthers have become Chicago's retirement home. This is oddly fitting.
My feelings on the Florida Panthers' AHL affiliate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cR-WiGKZtg
Welp,
Guess the Mayans were right about 2012.
The Florida Panthers have become Chicago's retirement home. This is oddly fitting.
My feelings on the Florida Panthers' AHL affiliate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cR-WiGKZtg
by BadLuckCharm on Feb 9, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
To be fair Scott Gomez has scored way more hockey goals than most dudes with the last name “Gomez.”
"The beating hearts of other creatures are like needles in my brain. Only once I have silenced them all will I have peace." -Owen Nolan
Battle of California
Gomez is a nice guy from Alaska! It’s a fact (tear)
Fuck the Rangers and their contract suckitude.
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