Well he's a plus at one thing, at least! Credit: Ron Chenoy-US PRESSWIRE
The Blue Jackets have allowed 9 goals in the 3 games Johnson's played. Johnson been on the ice for 8 of them.
6 of those goals were at even strength. Johnson was on the ice for 5 of them.
3 of those goals were on the power play. Johnson was on the ice for all of them.
The Blue Jackets have played 180 minutes of hockey. Of that, Johnson was on the ice for 69 (teehee) of them.
Doing the math, that means that 88.8% of the goals the Blue Jackets let in came in the 38.3% of the time Johnson was on the ice.
Jack Johnson, ladies & gentlemen.
(To be fair, Jack seems to be playing tough competition. To be unfair, hahahaha holy fuck Jack is playing tough competition!)
(Oh, and the Penguins actually scored 2 more goals when Johnson was on the ice but they were both waved off.)
Prediction: Kings win, 3-2. Alec Martinez is -2. Fuck you, Alec Martinez!