Jonathan Quick is 4x more adorable than Mike Smith. Mandatory Credit: Matt Kartozian-US PRESSWIRE
So every once in a while I like to have a little fun on Twitter and on Tuesday I made this joke:
But then I got to thinking, 'Hey, I wonder who dominates Phoenix more: LA or the Kings?'
Then I ate some Sour Patch Kids.
Then I drank a Guinness.
Then I lay on my side for quite a long while.
Then I thought about putting in a patent for Sour Patch Beer but decided it would be too much trouble.
Then I watched that bizarre flamboyant man sing about going to Hell on The 700 Club at least 5 times.*
Then I told Meg to stop bugging me about who would win in a fight, M. Bison or Freddy Kruger.
Then I set out to do some research!
*"[This] is what the whole hep world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich."
OK actually I just googled a thing:
|Gross Metropolitan Product (GMP)||Goals For|
|Los Angeles (Kings)||$735,743||8|
|How much better is LA than Phx?||3.95x||4x|
Huh, will you look at that: it looks like the city of Los Angeles and the LA Kings are kicking Phoenix's ass at an equal rate! I wonder if LA is four times better than Phoenix in everything?
Yes. The answer's yes.
Prediction: Kings win, 4-1. Goals by Brown (x4). Smith flops 4 times.