Who Is More Dominant: LA The City Or The LA Kings?

Jonathan Quick is 4x more adorable than Mike Smith. Mandatory Credit: Matt Kartozian-US PRESSWIRE



So every once in a while I like to have a little fun on Twitter and on Tuesday I made this joke:

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But then I got to thinking, 'Hey, I wonder who dominates Phoenix more: LA or the Kings?'

Then I ate some Sour Patch Kids.

Then I drank a Guinness.

Then I lay on my side for quite a long while.

Then I thought about putting in a patent for Sour Patch Beer but decided it would be too much trouble.

Then I watched that bizarre flamboyant man sing about going to Hell on The 700 Club at least 5 times.*

Then I told Meg to stop bugging me about who would win in a fight, M. Bison or Freddy Kruger.

Then I set out to do some research!

*"[This] is what the whole hep world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich."

OK actually I just googled a thing:

Gross Metropolitan Product (GMP) Goals For
Los Angeles (Kings) $735,743 8
Phoenix (Coyotes) $190,601 2
How much better is LA than Phx? 3.95x 4x

Huh, will you look at that: it looks like the city of Los Angeles and the LA Kings are kicking Phoenix's ass at an equal rate! I wonder if LA is four times better than Phoenix in everything?

Yes. The answer's yes.

Prediction: Kings win, 4-1. Goals by Brown (x4). Smith flops 4 times.

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