in an Oscar worthy performance...Keanu Reeves once said "what do you do....WHAT DO YOU DO"...(extra points if you tell me from what movie)

Whoa I said that?

when put in the below totally realstic situations where you have to decide between Hockey, Burrito's or Sex? WHAT WOULD YOU DO?..

Burrito or Hockey or sex?

the situation:

your pal convinces you to try a new Mexican restaurant that claims to make the biggest yummiest 20 ft. burrito..u and a bunch of friends decide to take on the behemoth..when u sit down..Guy Fieri walks in and turns out hes doing a show on it..and you and your buddies will be on it

yea bro..I can still rock the bleached out due!!

..the waitress "xochie"..is hot..she spots you and whispers into your ear.."hey there..(grabbing your hand discreetly putting on her ass)...while these guys are busy eating being on tv..I got a room in the back we can be "alone" I want to f*&%"...

xochie when shes not waitressing

also your phone goes off and its earl

Earl wearing blackface

..he’s got a row B ticket for you to a playoff game 7(insert your favorite team here)..but you'd have to leave now...what do u do....WHAT DO YOU DO?

a)hockey b)burrito c)sex

the situation:

your walking down the street and you see this

made this one extra big for effect

...there’s a long line but your told by the people consuming the pastor burritos there the best ever but the place is closing down after today...you then get a text message from your bud saying a pick up hockey game for money has been organized and they need you now..extra bonus ..rudy is playing goalie and you want to get him back for sleeping with your dog..your thinking a perry crash to the net...followed up by a text message from your girlfriend/boyfriend/dawg(in rudy’s case) that yes after thinking over "yes" well try that 3some...but shit...u can only do one..what do u do?...WHAT DO U DO?

a)hockey b)burrito c)sex

the situation:

after curing cancer...god/jesus/budda/jim morrison appears and offers you the choice of "being able to be a professional hockey player, give u a magic oven that spits out the best burritos ever or a horse cock that has permanent axe sprayed on it so chicks go axe commercial all over it/you...what do u do?...WHAT DO U DO?

a)hockey b)burrito c)sex

if you answered all A's then your keyboard is white and you should cut out your tongue..cuz obviously your not using the way you should be..like for women and burritos..

if you answered all B's your probably fat

if you answered all C's your probably me

what are the correct answers?..and what would spade answer(I didnt answer all C)...can you figure it out?....hmmm..feel free to pose your own questions and situations

and har har kings..for not closing it out