The Kings' Next Opponent (A Haiku)

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Hahahahaha

are you fucking serious

I mean, c'mon man

Martin Hanzal's good

But he's gonna get buttfucked

By my boy Anze

***

It's like Las Vegas

Except without the cool stuff

Welcome to Phoenix

***

Mike Smith tends the net

Someone else must tend his head

Bitch got Turnip Head

***

Stop playing Black Keys

Coyotes don't howl, dumbshits

It doesn't make sense

***

Who are you?

You're Radim Vrbata

No one cares

***

I've always wondered

What Riverside would be like

If it were a state

***

I hate gays

'Cuz God told me to

I'm Shane Doan

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