So a few ideas struck me as I was taking a shower yesterday. I just figured I would put them up here and see what ponies think. You can never have too much right?

It took 31 tries, but the US finally acquired the best state.

California has a bigger population, bigger economy, and more Stanley Cups than Canada since 1991.

California: Where a Shark's best friend is a cougar (I think that's the Wild's mascot), A King's best friends are ex-Shark's friends, and both the King and the Duck are sometimes friends with Oil.

California: The world leader in awkward.

BoC: The best goaltending in the NHL, and Niemi too.

California: We were a non-traditional hockey market before it was cool.

BoC: We are kind and tolerant to all guests....... except if your not a Californian.

Wait, we are tolerant to somepony?

Warning: to all non California peoples, from October to late May is the Shark's hunting season, the King has recently amassed a large army and has conquered numerous states and captured a Cup, the Duck has not been a threat since 2009.