So In case you haven't heard, the players are cattle.
So are the fans the underpaid, under appreciated, treated like shit farm hand?
If so, could we get the rancher drunk so he would sign a fucking piece of paper already? And then maybe pee in his dinner without him noticing?
Feel free to discuss with foul language, anger, irrationality, and burritos.
Also, we should come up with a use for all those unused zambonies.