Anzeholics Anonymous
C Jeff Skinner(Car - C,RW)
LW Daniel Sedin(Van - LW)
RW Radim Vrbata(Pho - RW)
W David Perron(StL - LW)
F Jeff Carter(LA - C)
D Shea Weber(Nsh - D)
D Keith Yandle(Pho - D)
D Mike Green(Was - D)
Util Shane Doan(Pho - LW,RW)
G Mike Smith(Pho - G)
G Martin Brodeur(NJ - G)
BN Michael Ryder(Dal - RW)
BN Dougie Hamilton(Bos - D)
BN Cody Hodgson(Buf - C,RW)
BN Simon Gagne(LA - LW)
BN Jonathan Bernier(LA - G)
Brain and Braun
C Claude Giroux(Phi - C,RW)
LW Taylor Hall(Edm - LW)
RW Jordan Eberle(Edm - RW)
W Tomas Fleischmann(Fla - LW)
F Jonathan Huberdeau(Fla - C)
D Brian Campbell(Fla - D)
D Dan Boyle(SJ - D)
D Mark Streit(NYI - D)
Util Zach Bogosian(Wpg - D)
G Devan Dubnyk(Edm - G)
G Richard Bachman(Dal - G)
BN Patric Hornqvist(Nsh - RW)
BN Kyle Turris(Ott - C)
BN Kyle Brodziak(Min - C)
BN Adam Larsson(NJ - D)
BN Jay Bouwmeester(Cgy - D)
The Goddamn Honey
C Steven Stamkos(TB - C)
LW Milan Lucic(Bos - LW)
RW Drew Stafford(Buf - RW)
W Bobby Ryan(Anh - LW)
F Matt Duchene(Col - C,LW)
D Tyler Myers(Buf - D)
D Lubomir Visnovsky(NYI - D)
D Brendan Smith(Det - D)
Util Tyler Ennis(Buf - C,LW)
G Roberto Luongo(Van - G)
G Ben Bishop(Ott - G)
BN Derek Dorsett(Cls - RW)
BN Chris Kreider(NYR - C)
BN Ryan Ellis(Nsh - D)
BN Stefan Elliott(Col - D)
BN Scott Clemmensen(Fla - G)
Metal and Brawn
C Anze Kopitar(LA - C)
LW Steve Ott(Buf - C,LW)
RW Chris Stewart(StL - RW)
W Chris Kunitz(Pit - LW)
F Ryan Getzlaf(Anh - C)
D Drew Doughty(LA - D)
D Oliver Ekman-Larsson(Pho - D)
D Luke Schenn(Phi - D)
Util Mikael Granlund(Min - C)
G Pekka Rinne(Nsh - G)
G Miikka Kiprusoff(Cgy - G)
BN Cam Atkinson(Cls - RW)
BN Patrik Berglund(StL - C)
BN Mikael Samuelsson(Det - RW)
BN Jonas Gustavsson(Det - G)
BN Johan Hedberg(NJ - G)
Certified Ninjas
C Logan Couture(SJ - C,LW)
LW Max Pacioretty(Mon - LW)
RW Ryan Callahan(NYR - RW)
W Pascal Dupuis(Pit - LW,RW)
F Derek Stepan(NYR - C)
D Erik Karlsson(Ott - D)
D Kevin Shattenkirk(StL - D)
D Dan Girardi(NYR - D)
Util Mikhail Grabovski(Tor - C)
G Anders Lindback(TB - G)
G Corey Crawford(Chi - G)
BN Steve Downie(Col - LW,RW)
BN Andrej Meszaros(Phi - D)
BN Jiri Tlusty(Car - C,LW)
BN Jared Spurgeon(Min - D)
BN Jordin Tootoo(Det - RW)
Fournick Gators
C Pavel Datsyuk(Det - C,LW)
LW Zach Parise(Min - LW)
RW Dustin Byfuglien(Wpg - RW,D)
W Nail Yakupov(Edm - RW)
F Paul Stastny(Col - C)
D P.K. Subban(Mon - D)
D Marek Zidlicky(NJ - D)
D Andrew Ference(Bos - D)
Util
Ryan Smyth
(Edm - LW)
G
Ilya Bryzgalov
(Phi - G)
G
Tim Thomas
(Bos - G)
BN
Michael Cammalleri
(Cgy - C,LW)
BN
Shawn Thornton
(Bos - LW)
BN
Max Talbot
(Phi - RW)
BN
Derek Roy
(Dal - C)
BN
Jeff Petry
(Edm - D)
Sleek and Destroy
C
Henrik Zetterberg
(Det - C,LW)
LW
Milan Michalek
(Ott - LW,RW)
RW
David Backes
(StL - C,RW)
W
Marian Gaborik
(NYR - RW)
F
David Krejci
(Bos - C)
D
Brooks Orpik
(Pit - D)
D
Marc Staal
(NYR - D)
D
Francois Beauchemin
(Anh - D)
Util
Mikko Koivu
(Min - C)
G
Jonathan Quick
(LA - G)
Player Note
G
Niklas Backstrom
(Min - G)
BN
Andy McDonald
(StL - C,LW)
BN
Adam Henrique
(NJ - C)
BN
Sam Gagner
(Edm - C,RW)
BN
Martin Erat
(Nsh - RW)
BN
Curtis Glencross
(Cgy - LW)
Joe Bidens
C
Sidney Crosby
(Pit - C)
LW
Dustin Brown
(LA - LW,RW)
RW
T.J. Oshie
(StL - C,RW)
W
Daniel Alfredsson
(Ott - RW)
F
Brad Richards
(NYR - C)
D
Dion Phaneuf
(Tor - D)
D
Christian Ehrhoff
(Buf - D)
D
Victor Hedman
(TB - D)
Util
Ryan O'Reilly
(Col - C)
G
Jaroslav Halak
(StL - G)
G
Brian Elliott
(StL - G)
BN
Jaromir Jagr
(Dal - RW)
BN
Nick Leddy
(Chi - D)
BN
Nikolai Kulemin
(Tor - LW,RW)
Player Note
BN
Stephane Robidas
(Dal - D)
BN
Anton Khudobin
(Bos - G)
spades lil bandito's
C
John Tavares
(NYI - C)
LW
Gabriel Landeskog
(Col - LW)
RW
Patrick Sharp
(Chi - C,RW)
W
Johan Franzen
(Det - LW,RW)
F
Ryan Nugent-Hopkins
(Edm - C)
D
Tobias Enstrom
(Wpg - D)
D
Ryan Whitney
(Edm - D)
D
James Wisniewski
(Cls - D)
Util
Justin Williams
(LA - RW)
G
Sergei Bobrovsky
(Cls - G)
G
Jhonas Enroth
(Buf - G)
BN
Brandon Saad
(Chi - LW)
BN
Colin Greening
(Ott - C)
BN
Brooks Laich
(Was - C)
BN
Paul Martin
(Pit - D)
BN
Ryan Murray
(Cls - D)
Triple Rovertime
C
Mike Ribeiro
(Was - C)
LW
Alex Ovechkin
(Was - LW)
RW
Jarome Iginla
(Cgy - RW)
W
Wayne Simmonds
(Phi - RW)
F
Blake Wheeler
(Wpg - RW)
D
Niklas Kronwall
(Det - D)
D
Dennis Wideman
(Cgy - D)
D
Slava Voynov
(LA - D)
Util
Ryan Malone
(TB - LW)
G
Carey Price
(Mon - G)
G
Craig Anderson
(Ott - G)
BN
Erik Johnson
(Col - D)
BN
Sean Couturier
(Phi - C)
BN
Martin Hanzal
(Pho - C)
BN
Maxim Lapierre
(Van - C,RW)
BN
Filip Kuba
(Fla - D)
Windy City Frostbite
C
Patrick Kane
(Chi - C,RW)
LW
Alexandre Burrows
(Van - LW,RW)
RW
Corey Perry
(Anh - RW)
W
Erik Cole
(Mon - RW)
F
Vincent Lecavalier
(TB - C)
D
Ryan Suter
(Min - D)
D
Kevin Bieksa
(Van - D)
D
Ian White
(Det - D)
Util
Mike Fisher
(Nsh - C)
G
Cam Ward
(Car - G)
G
Ondrej Pavelec
(Wpg - G)
BN
Brenden Morrow
(Dal - LW)
BN
Saku Koivu
(Anh - C)
BN
Bryan Little
(Wpg - C,RW)
BN
Luca Sbisa
(Anh - D)
BN
Nik Antropov
(Wpg - C)
The Snuffle Bunnies
C
Jonathan Toews
(Chi - C)
LW
Loui Eriksson
(Dal - LW,RW)
RW
Teddy Purcell
(TB - RW)
W
Martin Havlat
(SJ - RW)
F
Joe Thornton
(SJ - C)
D
Alexander Edler
(Van - D)
D
Brent Burns
(SJ - D)
D
Ryan McDonagh
(NYR - D)
Util
Antoine Vermette
(Pho - C,LW)
G
Antti Niemi
(SJ - G)
G
James Reimer
(Tor - G)
BN
Cal Clutterbuck
(Min - RW)
BN
Vinny Prospal
(Cls - C,LW)
BN
Jussi Jokinen
(Car - C,LW)
BN
Marc-Edouard Vlasic
(SJ - D)
BN
Chris Kelly
(Bos - C)
Ponyville Sharks
C
Joe Pavelski
(SJ - C,RW)
LW
Scott Hartnell
(Phi - LW)
RW
Ryane Clowe
(SJ - LW,RW)
W
Thomas Vanek
(Buf - LW)
F
Teemu Selanne
(Anh - RW)
D
Kimmo Timonen
(Phi - D)
D
Matt Carle
(TB - D)
D
Jason Demers
(SJ - D)
Util
Ryan Kesler
(Van - C)
G
Cory Schneider
(Van - G)
G
Evgeni Nabokov
(NYI - G)
BN
David Legwand
(Nsh - C)
BN
Nick Foligno
(Cls - LW)
BN
Kyle Okposo
(NYI - RW)
BN
Tomas Kaberle
(Mon - D)
BN
Frans Nielsen
(NYI - C)
Donald Jer
C
Eric Staal
(Car - C)
LW
Evander Kane
(Wpg - LW)
RW
Danny Briere
(Phi - C,RW)
W
Joffrey Lupul
(Tor - LW,RW)
F
Nathan Horton
(Bos - RW)
D
Zdeno Chara
(Bos - D)
D
Duncan Keith
(Chi - D)
D
Sheldon Souray
(Anh - D)
Util
Todd Bertuzzi
(Det - LW,RW)
G
Tuukka Rask
(Bos - G)
G
Jose Theodore
(Fla - G)
BN
Travis Hamonic
(NYI - D)
BN
Alex Galchenyuk
(Mon - C)
BN
Craig Smith
(Nsh - C,RW)
BN
Tom Gilbert
(Min - D)
BN
Jamie McBain
(Car - D)
Pencakers
C
Mike Richards
(LA - C,LW)
LW
Rick Nash
(NYR - LW)
RW
Martin St. Louis
(TB - RW)
W
Brad Marchand
(Bos - C,LW)
F
David Clarkson
(NJ - RW)
D
Jack Johnson
(Cls - D)
D
Sergei Gonchar
(Ott - D)
D
Joni Pitkanen
(Car - D)
Util
Valtteri Filppula
(Det - C,LW)
G
Jimmy Howard
(Det - G)
G
Dustin Tokarski
(TB - G)
BN
Tomas Plekanec
(Mon - C)
BN
Clarke MacArthur
(Tor - LW)
BN
Chris Neil
(Ott - RW)
BN
Joe Corvo
(Car - D)
BN
Matt Cooke
(Pit - LW)
SLO Say We All
C
Jason Spezza
(Ott - C)
LW
Patrick Marleau
(SJ - C,LW)
RW
Phil Kessel
(Tor - RW)
W
Matt Moulson
(NYI - LW)
F
P.A. Parenteau
(Col - RW)
D
Mark Giordano
(Cgy - D)
D
Andrei Markov
(Mon - D)
D
John-Michael Liles
(Tor - D)
Util
Andrew Ladd
(Wpg - LW)
G
Braden Holtby
(Was - G)
G
Josh Harding
(Min - G)
BN
Sven Baertschi
(Cgy - LW)
BN
R.J. Umberger
(Cls - LW)
BN
Jiri Hudler
(Cgy - LW)
BN
Zack Smith
(Ott - C)
BN
Alex Tanguay
(Cgy - LW)
Fighting Fighters
C
Jordan Staal
(Car - C,LW)
LW
Patrik Elias
(NJ - C,LW)
RW
Vladimir Tarasenko
(StL - RW)
W
Carl Hagelin
(NYR - LW)
F
Olli Jokinen
(Wpg - C)
D
Alex Pietrangelo
(StL - D)
D
Justin Schultz
(Edm - D)
D
Dan Hamhuis
(Van - D)
Util
David Desharnais
(Mon - C)
G
Henrik Lundqvist
(NYR - G)
G
Kari Lehtonen
(Dal - G)
BN
Brayden Schenn
(Phi - C)
BN
James van Riemsdyk
(Tor - LW)
BN
Kyle Quincey
(Det - D)
BN
Steve Sullivan
(Pho - LW)
BN
Marc-Andre Fleury
(Pit - G)
Fear The Finns
C
Tyler Seguin
(Bos - C,RW)
LW
James Neal
(Pit - LW,RW)
RW
Alexander Semin
(Car - LW,RW)
W
Jamie Benn
(Dal - C,LW)
F
Patrice Bergeron
(Bos - C)
D
Cam Fowler
(Anh - D)
D
Brent Seabrook
(Chi - D)
D
Jake Gardiner
(Tor - D)
Player Note
Util
Jakub Voracek
(Phi - RW)
G
Jonas Hiller
(Anh - G)
G
Tomas Vokoun
(Pit - G)
BN
Justin Faulk
(Car - D)
BN
Alex Steen
(StL - C,LW)
BN
Dave Bolland
(Chi - C)
BN
Damien Brunner
(Det - RW)
BN
Ray Emery
(Chi - G)
Golden Seals
C
Nicklas Backstrom
(Was - C)
LW
Brandon Dubinsky
(Cls - C,LW)
RW
Evgeni Malkin
(Pit - C,RW)
W
Kris Versteeg
(Fla - LW,RW)
F
Jason Pominville
(Buf - RW)
D
Michael Del Zotto
(NYR - D)
Player Note
D
John Carlson
(Was - D)
D
Jason Garrison
(Van - D)
Util
Dennis Seidenberg
(Bos - D)
G
Ryan Miller
(Buf - G)
G
Semyon Varlamov
(Col - G)
BN
Viktor Stalberg
(Chi - LW)
BN
Tuomo Ruutu
(Car - C,LW)
BN
Jason Chimera
(Was - LW)
BN
Devin Setoguchi
(Min - RW)
BN
Artem Anisimov
(Cls - C,LW)
Stufflife Shrubs
C
Henrik Sedin
(Van - C)
LW
Ilya Kovalchuk
(NJ - LW)
RW
Marian Hossa
(Chi - RW)
W
Dany Heatley
(Min - LW,RW)
F
Ray Whitney
(Dal - LW)
D
Kris Letang
(Pit - D)
D
Alex Goligoski
(Dal - D)
D
Dmitry Kulikov
(Fla - D)
Util
Stephen Weiss
(Fla - C)
G
Jacob Markstrom
(Fla - G)
G
Michal Neuvirth
(Was - G)
BN
Braydon Coburn
(Phi - D)
BN
Brian Boyle
(NYR - C)
BN
Matt Read
(Phi - RW)
BN
Charlie Coyle
(Min - C,RW)
NA
BN
Matt Hackett
(Min - G)
NA
It was copy and pasted so fuck off.
Edit: I'm in the middle of changing the format to make it easier to read. Fuck this is tedious as hell.