Goals? Selanne will probably score a lot more of them this season. Photo credit - Mike Ridewood
Ducks at Flames, and my cat is going to figure this whole Western Conference thing out for us.
About a week ago, Mr. Meg and Dunn submitted their season predictions, while I cowardly withheld judgement. I'm ready to make some bold predictions, with a little help.
Animals are supposed to be all intuitive and know everything.
Look, Paul the Octopus accomplished more in his 2 years of life than I have in my 29 years. The Llama Predictor was "fluffy and white and always right." Animals know things, and I'm going to use this to my advantage.
I have a cat named Abby, and if Abby is like every other animal, she knows how to predict sports. So with her help, here are my 2013 Western Conference predictions:
Shit, maybe this isn't going to work.
Game Day Predictions: The Flames somehow give the Ducks a tougher go than Vancouver did, but Anaheim still prevails 2-1. Goals by Selanne and Koivu.


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