I kinda started this and then found out I had shit for new nicknames for the new ducks but bored at worked..and did it anyways...so I'm open to new nicknames...Earl is good with them...before we get to that crap though lets talk about the early season ducks so far...
heres some facts:
-scoring goals like hot cakes or hot sausages or hot meaaaat
-our PP is pretty fuckin good...making getzlaf play the point where he cant pass backwards is genius...great movement
-our PK is the yang to the PP really bad because
-despite the fact Murray told us we got big bodies to clear the crease..NO ONE IF FUCKIN CLEARING THE CREASE instead all there doing is fucking screening there own goaltender! leading to bout 90% of the goals scored against the ducks
-someone forgot to tell Bobby Ryan the season started
-fowler beast in offensive zone...liability in defensive..he should change when the puck goes the other way..help him scotty!
-smith pelly and winnik just work there asses off..koivu too...
ok on to my shitty list:
possible nickname: Bryan Allen Poe!
looks like: the next prince of england or some earl or duke
possible nickname: Peter mullholland drive or whiskey pete
looks like: shit IDK white people look all the same to me..maybe angel from the x-men movies and look his neck is like andy mcdonalds
possible nickname: palm-hairy
looks like: ross from friends?
possible nickname: in it to winnik or Rocket richard beast
looks like: a bro-tacular guy to tap a keg with
possible nickname: Brad Hobbitiz Idk didnt try to hard Kirby doesnt like enforcers anyways (thats not him, that's the guy described below..but who wants to look at brad staubitz anyways)
looks like: that dude from wrath of the titans and zero dark thirty
possible nickname: Jordan Oh henry!
looks like: not michael jordan
possible nickname: Sami not Phalsson vatanen
looks like: he wants to fuck you up. no? hes got a lot of acne too
possible nickname: Too Fasth
looks like: Saku Koivu with hair?
possible nickname: Sheldon Hooray
looks like: he gets alot more tail then all the bloggers and commentors combined
possible nickname: Dickard Rakelli
looks like: too nice a boy for me to say anything bad..
Go fucking ducks...50/50 chance I go to the opening game at honda center....fix the defense please
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