So I'm going to look back on the vicious ineptitude, nonsense, and logorrhea we call "the Comments section," hopefully every Saturday. I'm the judge, and no, fuck you buddy, but I won't use my own comments. Let's get right to it.
El burrito de la victoria: highest rated comment
A tie this week between Mako:
and Eddie A:
> I have to circumcise the new newborn
Maybe you should let a doctor do that? Just saying… cuz if you circumcise the way you write, you’ll have a daughter….
A perfect distillation of our comments section here, you two. Congratulations, and enjoy the burritos!
West coast biased: the best of the rest
My choice for best comment from the rest of them goes to Bezzerker, a tender (if selfish) lover who apparently is also a great PSAT essay question writer:
So... Since Calgary is a team in which a black guy has taken charge as captain, and is near-worshiped by many white Canadians, is this an inversion of the racist system, and therefore not racist? Or, since it still shares the presuppositions of the racist system, merely turned on its head, is it still racist? Discuss. Extra points are given if the words "imbriglio" and "catamite" are used. Compare and contrast the characters Charles Marlow and Patrick Marleau. Extra credit is available for including Philip Marlowe. Examine the possibility that Mr. Kurtz is the father of columnist Kris Kurz. Explain how a fictional character might seduce a real woman. Use of imagery and diagrams is encouraged.
Banished to Arizona: why we can't have nice things
The worst comment of the week was PNK posting pictures of sexpot female mutant ninja turtles, which I won't repost here because yeeeesssshhhh. I hereby banish you to Arizona. You can come back across the border when you are ready to admit you were wrong.
This FanPost was posted by a fan, genius, and he definitely sucks and is dumb.