Last week the craziest hockey thing that happened was Patrick Roy losing his mind. Who could have possibly predicted that this week would be so much better?
. @fearthefin Tom, Dick, and Hairy.— Megalodon (@MegalodonBOC) October 13, 2013
I know, I know, more shameless self-congratulations. What can I say? The people demanded it.
The Sharks have a similar kind of logo-branded head-wear, but theirs is Google Glass.
Homeless people give Brent Burns money.— Bonk's Mullet (@BonksMullet) October 13, 2013
With his Harry Potter tattoo and awful beard and missing teeth, Brent Burns looks like the world's nerdiest homeless guy.
Someone tell jumbo the new NHL tuck rule bans uptucks too.— Ben Scrivens (@scrivens_30) October 10, 2013
Joe Thornton's cock inspired every one from semi-professional NHL goaltenders...
#1 -The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!
I haven't been on Twitter for several hours. Is Joe Thornton's cock still on everybody's lips? #GotAMillionOfThem— Jason McAdams (@JMill1120) October 11, 2013
...to constantly-drunk (I assume) Blues fans.
Great work this week, everybody. Let's take it slower in the next seven days though, okay? Otherwise I'm going to lose my god damn mind.