The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: Best Week Ever Edition

Excited Brent Burns looks like something out of a nightmare. - Ezra Shaw

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 10/13/13.

Last week the craziest hockey thing that happened was Patrick Roy losing his mind. Who could have possibly predicted that this week would be so much better?

Here are the funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week (minus the Tomas Hertl stuff I already featured):

#5

I know, I know, more shameless self-congratulations. What can I say? The people demanded it.

#4

The Sharks have a similar kind of logo-branded head-wear, but theirs is Google Glass.

#3

With his Harry Potter tattoo and awful beard and missing teeth, Brent Burns looks like the world's nerdiest homeless guy.

#2

Joe Thornton's cock inspired every one from semi-professional NHL goaltenders...

#1 -The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!

...to constantly-drunk (I assume) Blues fans.

Great work this week, everybody. Let's take it slower in the next seven days though, okay? Otherwise I'm going to lose my god damn mind.

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