The Buffalo Sabres are the funniest team in the league this season.
Their weird third jerseys, their insanely goonish play, naming Steve Ott captain, and their overall badness at the game of hockey...just keep doing what you've been doing, Sabres. If there was a trophy for "Most Ridiculous Team" you would already have it locked up.
Here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets from the past week:
John Scott then came out, wearing the crown of thorns and the purple robe. Pilate said to them, "Behold, the Goon!"— Blobert P (@RobertJFTC) October 24, 2013
John Scott elbowed three centurions in their heads before they could properly crucify him.
*scans schedule, sees Devils/Jackets* That's it! That's the one! *flips to Devils/Jackets, house slowly fills with carbon monoxide*— Anthrax O'Lantern (@AnthraxJones) October 22, 2013
If the game was still on TV when people found your dead body, you wouldn't even need a suicide note. Everyone would know what had happened and why.
Is it bad when an NHL team has more suspensions than wins?— Kevin O'Neill (@KevinBuffalo) October 24, 2013
It's only bad if you're a fan of that team. For everyone else, that's amazing.
@TravisHeHateMe It's about time they try that approach— jsaquella (@jsaquella) October 25, 2013
@TravisHeHateMe technically.— W. Ron Sweeney (@wronsweeney) October 25, 2013
@TravisHeHateMe "hockey"— CorneliusHardenbergh (@HBAdventure) October 25, 2013
Great stuff here everybody.
#1 -The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!
It's not just you. That is funny as shit.
Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .