The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: Full Swing Edition

Ugh, this guy. - Christian Petersen

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 10/6/13.

Hockey season is in full swing now, and the tweets just keep getting better and better and then worse and then better again!

Here are the funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:

#5

"Shane! Come back, Shane! No, not you, Shane Doan. You can fuck off and die."

#4

Finally a REASONABLE opinion in the hockey fighting debate.

#3

It would be pretty scary to be in front of Ben Eager in line at the unemployment office.

#2

This is the most popular tweet we've ever featured, so you've probably already seen it, right?

#1 -The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!

Who is a bigger asshole: Patrick Roy or a random cat?

Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC.

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