Sometimes I worry that regular Battle of California readers are missing some great jokes written yours truly on Twitter. But then I feel better because I realize I can just re-post all the jokes here and call it an article!
My life is pretty sweet.
Here's a roundup of some of the best Sharks and Hertl stuff on Twitter last night, including a handful of jokes I didn't personally write:
If the Sharks do get over that Hertl and win the Cup, it'll be pretty Nieto for that city.— Dave Lozo (@DaveLozo) October 9, 2013
Thank you Jesus for injuring Raffi Torres so Hertl could play on the top line.— Megalodon (@MegalodonBOC) October 9, 2013
Sharks update! Tomas Hertl has now passed Wayne Gretzky for the most points in NHL history.— Megalodon (@MegalodonBOC) October 9, 2013
@MegalodonBOC Also Patrick Marleau accidentally boned his grandma.— Fear The Fin (@fearthefin) October 9, 2013
. @fearthefin yeah but that was before the time travel.— Megalodon (@MegalodonBOC) October 9, 2013
Sharks update! Tomas Hertl has now been elected President of America.— Megalodon (@MegalodonBOC) October 9, 2013
. @TomHertl Did it Hertl? When you fell from Heaven?— Megalodon (@MegalodonBOC) October 9, 2013
Sharks update! The US government shutdown just ended so Tomas Hertl could be awarded the Medal of Honor.— Megalodon (@MegalodonBOC) October 9, 2013
Breaking News: The New York Rangers announce they have changed their name to the New York Hertls.— Megalodon (@MegalodonBOC) October 9, 2013
Tomas Hertl has more goals than the Philadelphia Flyers. Oh, and he's played one less game.— PumperNicholl (@PumperNicholl) October 9, 2013
when Raffi Torres gets healthy and finds out he lost his roster spot to Hertl, look out everyone. Specifically Tomas Hertl— Zombie Ryan Dunn (@SharksGotMyLeg) October 9, 2013
Do it on ice, Tomas Hertl, and then I’ll be impresOH SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME— The Royal Half (@theroyalhalf) October 9, 2013
The way Vlasic is playing, he'll make the Canadian Olympic team. The way Hertl is playing, he'll BE the Czech Olympic team.— Matt (@dak_ralter) October 9, 2013