The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: Helmet Theft Edition

Big hit! Good thing he has a helmet on...for now... - Jonathan Daniel

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 11/10/13.

Phantom OT goals, drunks stealing hockey equipment, and Pat Sajak all teamed up to make this another exciting seven days in and around the NHL. Here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets from the past week:

#5

Randy Carlyle getting mad and confused about people tweeting fits in perfectly with every other fact I know about Randy Carlyle.

#4

Dan Carcillo for Mike Brown? Can we make this trade happen?

#3

The helmet wasn't the only thing that drunk stole. He also made off with...our hearts.

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#2

The funniest part of this tweet for me is imagining Alex Trebek cutting Pat Sajak's throat with a razor and then casually going back to hosting Jeopardy! while covered in blood.

#1 -The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!

You have to laugh about it, right? I mean, what else are you going to do?

Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .

Was @TheNHLHumor funny this week?

No, NHL Humor was not funny this week. Better luck next week!

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