You guys know I have to do these twitter roundup posts on Sundays, right? I have to take time out of my Sunday afternoon to put together this bullshit, which now involves me having to read TheNHLHumor's tweets too.
Man I make a lot of bad decisions.
Anyway, here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:
"Shut the fuck up yourself" Randy Carlyle to somebody.— Danny D (@dannyd1976) November 14, 2013
Carlyle's funny old man stuff is becoming a regular part of this feature.
Actually, Scrivens is really into Radiolab.
The Corsi Report™ after one: Leafs 26, Sabres 7. Sounds about right. Buffalo playing like barfalo.— James Mírtle (@mirtle) November 17, 2013
I cannot believe I never thought of "barfalo" before. It just goes to show you that Battle of California will forever be in James Mirtle's tall, skinny shadow.
Jesus, can you imagine if a puck would have hit him right in the helmet? God that would have been the best thing ever.
#1 -The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!
@mc79hockey - the things Colorado does well results in a 106.7 PDO, in my opinion— THE STATS GUY (@TH2NSTATSGUY) October 22, 2013
You guys know that I don't like to include unintentional humor in this list too often, but...hole-eee-shit.
Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .
Was @TheNHLHumor funny this week?
Steven Stamkos vs Lebron James: pic.twitter.com/VuDHMGXD9S— NHL Humor (@TheNHLHumor) November 14, 2013
1 year ago today I made this account during the lockout, as @ForTheNHLFans. Now today, 77k+ followers later, Thank you all who follow me!— NHL Humor (@TheNHLHumor) November 17, 2013
No, NHL Humor was not funny this week. Better luck next week!