The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: Ugly Jersey Edition

The handsomest living Kennedy. - Christian Petersen

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 11/24/13.

Which was a more terrible accident: the one in which Patrick Marleau almost killed a guy, or the design of the Buffalo Sabres' new third jerseys?

It's a tough call.

Here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:

#5

If the Oilers ever get a good goalie on their roster, they could really be a dangerous team!

No, Ilya Bryzgalov doesn't count.

#4

I wouldn't use those jerseys as toilet paper.

#3

WHAT DOES KEVIN KURZ KNOW ABOUT THE KENNEDY ASSASSINATION? WAS HE PART OF IT? IS HE COVERING UP THE TRUTH?!?!?!

#2

He's talking about this near-disaster, in case you missed it.

#1 -The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!

Another great joke from Tim Thomas. This is even funnier than that whole Obama thing.

Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .

Was @TheNHLHumor funny this week?

Don't be stupid.

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