The title pretty much explains it, but here goes:
I'm getting married and women are cruel, expensive beasts (unless you are a woman who might purchase my item or my fiance is reading this, in which case YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT) so I'm parting with a few of my "fun" things. One of them just so happens to be a one of a kind ducks item that I thought I would at least share with some local fans.
I'll include the eBay listing at the end, but the item is a (the) jersey that was signed by both Perry and Getzlaf at the 2003 NHL entry draft as they were called to the stage. More details In the listing but just know this is a one of a kind thing that I'm hoping can stay local if someone is interested. Feel free to message me any offers or if you'd like to meet in person to check it out or do a deal outside of eBay. I'm definitely willing to take some aggressive offers (hard to put a price on this), and I've also decided that if you (BOC reader) buy this I'll throw in a game used Sbisa stick with ducks COA I have laying around and a few things I have from 07 (for example, I've got a Stanley Cup hat signed by teemu and some others). Pretty much none of the memorabilia is coming to the new house (tiny apartment). I live in Corona and work in Newport so let me know if you're interested.
Also feel free to berate me for peddling my wares in a fan forum. I deserve it.
tl/dr: buy my stuff, please?