The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: Dunn's in Charge Edition

Pucks. They come out of your butt - Mike Carlson

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 12/15/13.

Hi everyone. Meg couldn't make it this week to post the tweets of the week due to a bus unveiling he is attending in Winnipeg, but I was able to wrangle up some slightly humorous tweets for the week. Mainly by going through Meg's twitter account and seeing what he found because I was way too lazy to do it myself. Were you expecting otherwise? I hope not. Never get your hopes up for BoC. Plus, this gives me the opportunity to take over more of the main page. Welcome to hell, jerks! Anyways, here are the five sorta funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:

#5


And the excitement is killing them.

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#4


This Jer guy found a funny headline. Maybe he should start a separate blog called "Battle of COWifornia"! Okay, yeah this tweet (and subsequent joke I made) wasn't that great, but that's only because it's Jer. Haha suck it, loser. This was the real number 4 tweet.


It's Earl!

#3


Hahahahahahahahahaha, that's a real good one. Whoo, what a knee slapper.

#2


Say what you will about Roberto Luongo, but when he retires he is going down as a Twitter Hall of Famer.

#1 - The Funny as Dunn according to Dunn Tweet of the Week!




NHL hockey. The best in the world. Never was a doubt. Professionalism.

Was @TheNHLHumor funny this week?

Well, let's check and see!


Good god.

If you see any other funny tweets (or anything else NHL Humor is grief-hawking like they are Spaghetti O's), go tell Meg, because this is his thing. If you don't like these tweets, blame Meg also. Really, just don't associate me with this sort of thing.




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