I know this is a bit lazy, but I have been very busy this week doing lots of important things (read slacking off and getting high)
| G | A | +/- | PIM | PPP | SHP | GWG | SOG | FW | HIT | BLK | GS | W | L | GAA | SV% | SHO | Score | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fournick Gators | 14 | 21 | -10 | 24 | 17 | 1 | 3 | 122 | 213 | 35 | 40 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 2.48 | .915 | 0 | 5 |
| Joe Bidens | 11 | 24 | -2 | 29 | 11 | 1 | 1 | 126 | 177 | 78 | 49 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 1.48 | .923 | 2 |
10 |
A pretty convincing win for the sexiest vice president. The alligators were to busy fucking everyone in sight to be bothered to play hockey.
1st Star: Sidney Crosby is the MVP of the match!!! He is a monster! He carried this team on his back and he has a lot of heart.
2nd Star: Sydney Crosby is the best!!!
I apologize for that, I shouldn't have left my computer alone with Pierre McGuire.
3rd Star: Zach Parise did pretty good. He got 5 goals and 4 assists. Lots of other good stats too. Whatever.
| G | A | +/- | PIM | PPP | SHP | GWG | SOG | FW | HIT | BLK | GS | W | L | GAA | SV% | SHO | Score | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Donald Jer | 11 | 16 | 2 | 34 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 105 | 57 | 78 | 51 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 2.43 | .922 | 0 | 5 |
| Golden Seals | 8 | 19 | -6 | 53 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 118 | 140 | 78 | 43 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 2.23 | .934 | 1 | 7 |
1st Star: Ryan Miller
2nd Star:Evgeni Malkin
3rd Star Evander Kane
Fuck it! I have important shit to do, I am going to just mail it in!
| G | A | +/- | PIM | PPP | SHP | GWG | SOG | FW | HIT | BLK | GS | W | L | GAA | SV% | SHO | Score | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sleek and Destroy | 16 | 31 | 20 | 40 | 13 | 1 | 5 | 141 | 219 | 75 | 64 | 9 | 2 | 5 | 3.34 | .892 | 0 | 9 |
| Triple Rovertime | 11 | 22 | -7 | 69 | 17 | 0 | 3 | 130 | 98 | 76 | 48 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1.23 | .956 | 1 | 8 |
| G | A | +/- | PIM | PPP | SHP | GWG | SOG | FW | HIT | BLK | GS | W | L | GAA | SV% | SHO | Score | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Anzeholics Anonymous | 20 | 21 | 6 | 62 | 17 | 0 | 4 | 173 | 54 | 66 | 31 | 7 | 3 | 2 | 2.69 | .896 | 1 | 12 |
| Fear The Finns | 11 | 12 | 0 | 22 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 128 | 89 | 43 | 41 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 3.61 | .882 | 0 | 3 |
| G | A | +/- | PIM | PPP | SHP | GWG | SOG | FW | HIT | BLK | GS | W | L | GAA | SV% | SHO | Score | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| spades lil bandito's | 9 | 26 | 6 | 34 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 112 | 85 | 58 | 41 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 3.36 | .901 | 0 | 3 |
| Stufflife Shrubs | 19 | 24 | 2 | 58 | 20 | 2 | 5 | 127 | 136 | 58 | 48 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 2.27 | .914 | 1 | 12 |
Haha!!! Spade lost to Neuvirth and Greiss!
| G | A | +/- | PIM | PPP | SHP | GWG | SOG | FW | HIT | BLK | GS | W | L | GAA | SV% | SHO | Score | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Brain and Braun | 18 | 23 | -13 | 40 | 26 | 0 | 2 | 124 | 111 | 24 | 33 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3.82 | .884 | 0 | 5 |
| Pencakers | 9 | 25 | 11 | 36 | 10 | 1 | 2 | 100 | 58 | 42 | 33 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 3.13 | .897 | 0 | 7 |
Terrible, terrible goaltending by Howard and Dubnyk. Also, Martin St. Louis was insane that week.
| G | A | +/- | PIM | PPP | SHP | GWG | SOG | FW | HIT | BLK | GS | W | L | GAA | SV% | SHO | Score | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Goddamn Honey | 13 | 19 | 1 | 65 | 10 | 0 | 2 | 104 | 112 | 74 | 25 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3.63 | .872 | 0 | 4 |
| Windy City Frostbite | 10 | 27 | 3 | 58 | 14 | 0 | 1 | 129 | 177 | 79 | 53 | 7 | 3 | 3 | 3.12 | .902 | 0 | 11 |
Patrick Kane and Steven Stamkos are apparently really good.
| G | A | +/- | PIM | PPP | SHP | GWG | SOG | FW | HIT | BLK | GS | W | L | GAA | SV% | SHO | Score | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SLO Say We All | 18 | 20 | 2 | 18 | 23 | 0 | 7 | 118 | 94 | 47 | 33 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 3.81 | .879 | 1 | 6 |
| Fighting Fighters | 15 | 27 | 4 | 53 | 18 | 2 | 2 | 117 | 107 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 3.03 | .907 | 0 | 11 |
Marleau is gutless with only 7 goals and 3 assists.
| G | A | +/- | PIM | PPP | SHP | GWG | SOG | FW | HIT | BLK | GS | W | L | GAA | SV% | SHO | Score | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ponyville Sharks | 12 | 31 | 16 | 78 | 22 | 0 | 1 | 117 | 130 | 57 | 53 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 3.32 | .895 | 1 | 9 |
| Metal and Brawn | 18 | 11 | 6 | 51 | 10 | 0 | 2 | 114 | 148 | 98 | 31 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 2.62 | .903 | 0 | 7 |
An amazing win considering I picked Schneider and Nabby as my goalies, and Kesler and Hartnell are on the IR. Pavs and Vanek carried my team. Pavelski >Kopitar.
| G | A | +/- | PIM | PPP | SHP | GWG | SOG | FW | HIT | BLK | GS | W | L | GAA | SV% | SHO | Score | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Certified Ninjas | 13 | 27 | 10 | 31 | 17 | 1 | 2 | 141 | 111 | 88 | 59 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 2.32 | .922 | 0 | 6 |
| The Snuffle Bunnies | 17 | 31 | 10 | 34 | 20 | 1 | 3 | 127 | 194 | 57 | 50 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 2.42 | .925 | 0 | 7 |
Joe Thornton is a choker with only 3 goals and 10 assists.
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