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BoC Fantasy League week 1 recap

I know this is a bit lazy, but I have been very busy this week doing lots of important things (read slacking off and getting high)


G A +/- PIM PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT BLK GS W L GAA SV% SHO Score
Fournick Gators 14 21 -10 24 17 1 3 122 213 35 40 8 3 5 2.48 .915 0 5
Joe Bidens 11 24 -2 29 11 1 1 126 177 78 49 4 3 1 1.48 .923 2

10

A pretty convincing win for the sexiest vice president. The alligators were to busy fucking everyone in sight to be bothered to play hockey.

1st Star: Sidney Crosby is the MVP of the match!!! He is a monster! He carried this team on his back and he has a lot of heart.

2nd Star: Sydney Crosby is the best!!!

I apologize for that, I shouldn't have left my computer alone with Pierre McGuire.

3rd Star: Zach Parise did pretty good. He got 5 goals and 4 assists. Lots of other good stats too. Whatever.

G A +/- PIM PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT BLK GS W L GAA SV% SHO Score
Donald Jer 11 16 2 34 8 0 3 105 57 78 51 8 4 3 2.43 .922 0 5
Golden Seals 8 19 -6 53 8 0 2 118 140 78 43 8 4 4 2.23 .934 1 7

1st Star: Ryan Miller

2nd Star:Evgeni Malkin

3rd Star Evander Kane

Fuck it! I have important shit to do, I am going to just mail it in!

G A +/- PIM PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT BLK GS W L GAA SV% SHO Score
Sleek and Destroy 16 31 20 40 13 1 5 141 219 75 64 9 2 5 3.34 .892 0 9
Triple Rovertime 11 22 -7 69 17 0 3 130 98 76 48 8 6 1 1.23 .956 1 8

G A +/- PIM PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT BLK GS W L GAA SV% SHO Score
Anzeholics Anonymous 20 21 6 62 17 0 4 173 54 66 31 7 3 2 2.69 .896 1 12
Fear The Finns 11 12 0 22 8 1 2 128 89 43 41 5 3 2 3.61 .882 0 3

G A +/- PIM PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT BLK GS W L GAA SV% SHO Score
spades lil bandito's 9 26 6 34 12 0 0 112 85 58 41 4 1 2 3.36 .901 0 3
Stufflife Shrubs 19 24 2 58 20 2 5 127 136 58 48 3 1 1 2.27 .914 1 12

Haha!!! Spade lost to Neuvirth and Greiss!

G A +/- PIM PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT BLK GS W L GAA SV% SHO Score
Brain and Braun 18 23 -13 40 26 0 2 124 111 24 33 4 2 2 3.82 .884 0 5
Pencakers 9 25 11 36 10 1 2 100 58 42 33 5 2 2 3.13 .897 0 7

Terrible, terrible goaltending by Howard and Dubnyk. Also, Martin St. Louis was insane that week.

G A +/- PIM PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT BLK GS W L GAA SV% SHO Score
The Goddamn Honey 13 19 1 65 10 0 2 104 112 74 25 2 0 1 3.63 .872 0 4
Windy City Frostbite 10 27 3 58 14 0 1 129 177 79 53 7 3 3 3.12 .902 0 11

Patrick Kane and Steven Stamkos are apparently really good.

G A +/- PIM PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT BLK GS W L GAA SV% SHO Score
SLO Say We All 18 20 2 18 23 0 7 118 94 47 33 4 1 3 3.81 .879 1 6
Fighting Fighters 15 27 4 53 18 2 2 117 107 67 54 9 4 4 3.03 .907 0 11

Marleau is gutless with only 7 goals and 3 assists.

G A +/- PIM PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT BLK GS W L GAA SV% SHO Score
Ponyville Sharks 12 31 16 78 22 0 1 117 130 57 53 8 4 3 3.32 .895 1 9
Metal and Brawn 18 11 6 51 10 0 2 114 148 98 31 7 1 2 2.62 .903 0 7

An amazing win considering I picked Schneider and Nabby as my goalies, and Kesler and Hartnell are on the IR. Pavs and Vanek carried my team. Pavelski >Kopitar.

G A +/- PIM PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT BLK GS W L GAA SV% SHO Score
Certified Ninjas 13 27 10 31 17 1 2 141 111 88 59 9 8 1 2.32 .922 0 6
The Snuffle Bunnies 17 31 10 34 20 1 3 127 194 57 50 6 5 1 2.42 .925 0 7

Joe Thornton is a choker with only 3 goals and 10 assists.

This FanPost was posted by a fan, and it probably sucks and is dumb.

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