If your wondering why there hasn't been any recaps these past two weeks, it has nothing to do with Sharks sucking induced therapy and everything to do with laziness.
The vice president continues to be a winner in politics and fantasy hockey. Interesting that Meg and Spade have the exact opposite records.
| G ||A|| +/- || PIM ||PPP||SHP||GWG||SOG||FW||HIT||BLK||GS||W||L||GAA||SV%||SHO||Score|
|Brain and Braun||7||13
1st Star: Sidney Crosby had 2 goals, 5 assists, went +4, 3 powerplay points, 10 shots, and 41 faceoff wins. Pierre McGuire approves.
2nd Star: The rest of the Joe Bidens. Meg got across the board production, so no one else really stuck out.
3rd Star: Richard Bachmann stole the only 2 points Brain and Braun with 2 starts and a win.
1st Star: Eric Staal had 1 goal and 4 assists. He was also a +6, had 6 PIM, 1PPP, 1GWG, 12 shots, and 31 FW.
2nd Star: Marc-Andre Fluery was the biggest reason Fighting Fighters made it kind of close. 2 starts, 2 wins, 1.50 GAA and a .945 SV%.
3rd Star: Andrew Cogliano had
|Metal and Brawn||7||17||15||24||8||1||1||50||95||68||22||5||2||2||1.96||.919||2||11|
1st Star: Nut has a shitload of goalies, but only one good one. Fortunately for him that goalie is Pekka Rinne who had 3 starts, 2 wins, no losses, a 0.64 GAA, a .970 SV%, and 2 shutouts.
2nd Star: Ryan Getzlaf, yes, I know this sounds ridiculous, but he apparently decided to stop sucking this week. He had a goal and two assists, was +4, had a powerplay point (wait, you are allowed to score on the powerplay?), had 28 faceoff wins, 7 shots, 4 hits and two blocks.
3rd Star: Mike Richards was one of the few bright spots for Dunn. I would put his stats here, but instead I am going to take the time to point out that Nut has Steve Ott on his team and we should all hate him for it. Fuck Steve Ott.
|Sleek and Destroy||6||19||-9||20||9||1||0||77||200||42||27||3||1||1||2.22||.925||0||12|
|The Snuffle Bunnies||5||5||-10||11||5||0||1||42||64||34||18||3||1||1||2.47||.920||0||1|
Sleek seeks and destroys the aborted lab experiment bunnies.
1st Star: Joe Thornton for tossing Taves' stupid little face around like spade tosses around spelling and grammer.
2nd Star: Niklas Backstrom had 2 wins and a .929 SV%.
3rd Star: It was a 12-1 blow out, who fucking cares.
|The Goddamn Honey||11||15||-6||19||8||0||0||87||91||51||26||3||2||0||2.21||.910||0||10|
|spades lil bandito's||6||7||-3||24||8||0||2||43||39||19||18||1||0||1||2.04||.909||0||4|
Ok fuck it! A lot of my progress was just deleted by SBN's stupidity (it totally wasn't my fault.) It's Saturday, and I'm lazy and the Sharks are making me hate hockey.
|SLO Say We All||13||17||1||24||11||0||2||99||24||30||28||3||2||1||3.35||.902||0||7|
|Fear The Finns||6||11||-7||4||6||0||2||43||71||18||14||2||2||0||1.50||.945||0||8|
|Windy City Frostbite||7||14||9||18||5||0||1||89||106||53||21||7||5||2||2.39||.915||0||7|
Here are some pics to make up for it.
For the ladies:
For the guys:
This is the only good thing Dallas has ever produced.
Haha, never change Anderson.