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BoC Fantasy League week 4 recap




If your wondering why there hasn't been any recaps these past two weeks, it has nothing to do with Sharks sucking induced therapy and everything to do with laziness.

The vice president continues to be a winner in politics and fantasy hockey. Interesting that Meg and Spade have the exact opposite records.


G
A +/-
PIM
PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT BLK GS W L GAA SV% SHO Score
Brain and Braun 7 13
-9 10 6
0 0 77 119 38 19 4 1 3 4.92 .818 0 2
Joe Bidens 9 19 0 36 10 1 0 79 122 47 40 2 0 2 4.06 .837 0 13

1st Star: Sidney Crosby had 2 goals, 5 assists, went +4, 3 powerplay points, 10 shots, and 41 faceoff wins. Pierre McGuire approves.

2nd Star: The rest of the Joe Bidens. Meg got across the board production, so no one else really stuck out.

3rd Star: Richard Bachmann stole the only 2 points Brain and Braun with 2 starts and a win.


G A +/- PIM PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT BLK GS W L GAA SV% SHO Score
Donald Jer 7 13 6 20 3 0 2 77 46 29 31 4 1 0 2.92 .901 0 8
Fighting Fighters 6 7 -3 16 5 0 1 55 78 24 18 4 4 0 1.72 .947 0 5

1st Star: Eric Staal had 1 goal and 4 assists. He was also a +6, had 6 PIM, 1PPP, 1GWG, 12 shots, and 31 FW.

2nd Star: Marc-Andre Fluery was the biggest reason Fighting Fighters made it kind of close. 2 starts, 2 wins, 1.50 GAA and a .945 SV%.

3rd Star: Andrew Cogliano had

G A +/- PIM PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT BLK GS W L GAA SV% SHO Score
Metal and Brawn 7 17 15 24 8 1 1 50 95 68 22 5 2 2 1.96 .919 2 11
Pencakers 8 16 4 24 11 0 3 65 44 25 18 2 0 1 3.38 .896 0 5

1st Star: Nut has a shitload of goalies, but only one good one. Fortunately for him that goalie is Pekka Rinne who had 3 starts, 2 wins, no losses, a 0.64 GAA, a .970 SV%, and 2 shutouts.

2nd Star: Ryan Getzlaf, yes, I know this sounds ridiculous, but he apparently decided to stop sucking this week. He had a goal and two assists, was +4, had a powerplay point (wait, you are allowed to score on the powerplay?), had 28 faceoff wins, 7 shots, 4 hits and two blocks.

3rd Star: Mike Richards was one of the few bright spots for Dunn. I would put his stats here, but instead I am going to take the time to point out that Nut has Steve Ott on his team and we should all hate him for it. Fuck Steve Ott.

G A +/- PIM PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT BLK GS W L GAA SV% SHO Score
Sleek and Destroy 6 19 -9 20 9 1 0 77 200 42 27 3 1 1 2.22 .925 0 12
The Snuffle Bunnies 5 5 -10 11 5 0 1 42 64 34 18 3 1 1 2.47 .920 0 1

Sleek seeks and destroys the aborted lab experiment bunnies.

1st Star: Joe Thornton for tossing Taves' stupid little face around like spade tosses around spelling and grammer.

2nd Star: Niklas Backstrom had 2 wins and a .929 SV%.

3rd Star: It was a 12-1 blow out, who fucking cares.

G A +/- PIM PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT BLK GS W L GAA SV% SHO Score
The Goddamn Honey 11 15 -6 19 8 0 0 87 91 51 26 3 2 0 2.21 .910 0 10
spades lil bandito's 6 7 -3 24 8 0 2 43 39 19 18 1 0 1 2.04 .909 0 4

Ok fuck it! A lot of my progress was just deleted by SBN's stupidity (it totally wasn't my fault.) It's Saturday, and I'm lazy and the Sharks are making me hate hockey.

G A +/- PIM PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT BLK GS W L GAA SV% SHO Score
Ponyville Sharks 7 12 -19 16 6 0 0 74 105 53 32 3 2 1 2.61 .919 0 10
Golden Seals 3 11 -6 28 6 0 1 67 95 45 23 5 1 3 3.18 .913 0 4

G A +/- PIM PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT BLK GS W L GAA SV% SHO Score
Anzeholics Anonymous 13 16 5 6 8 0 2 110 44 31 27 7 5 2 2.27 .911 0 11
Fournick Gators 10 14 1 14 7 0 1 99 105 48 38 4 1 3 4.12 .856 0 4

G A +/- PIM PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT BLK GS W L GAA SV% SHO Score
Triple Rovertime 7 16 -11 25 10 0 1 70 66 38 42 5 3 2 1.76 .940 2 9
SLO Say We All 13 17 1 24 11 0 2 99 24 30 28 3 2 1 3.35 .902 0 7

G A +/- PIM PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT BLK GS W L GAA SV% SHO Score
Fear The Finns 6 11 -7 4 6 0 2 43 71 18 14 2 2 0 1.50 .945 0 8
Stufflife Shrubs 5 17 -8 6 6 0 0 87 24 54 36 4 1 1 4.12 .867 0 6

G A +/- PIM PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT BLK GS W L GAA SV% SHO Score
Certified Ninjas 13 12 11 26 4 1 4 103 60 76 46 3 1 0 3.15 .895 0 9
Windy City Frostbite 7 14 9 18 5 0 1 89 106 53 21 7 5 2 2.39 .915 0 7

Here are some pics to make up for it.

For the ladies:

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For the guys:

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This is the only good thing Dallas has ever produced.

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Haha, never change Anderson.

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