"What's wrong Blue?"
"Our no. 1 goaltender is injured and we've lost our last three consecutive games. And the Ducks are still looking scary good despite their loss last night."
"That's not so bad, Blue."
"... Also, I took a shit on the Thinking Chair."
Prediction: The Ducks make up for shitting the chair last night and come back strong against the Blues. Ducks win 4-2.