You will never know what $8.25 million feels like. Getzlaf will. About 8 times over. Photo credit - Stephen Dunn
Blues @ Ducks, and what $8.25 million can buy you.
As we all learned on Friday, the franchise has extended the contract of Ducks captain Ryan Getzlaf for 8 years at $66 million dollars, an average of $8.25 million a year.
I don't need to tell you that this is a shitload of money.
Since none of us will ever see $8.25 million, it's hard for us to contextualize it. So today I thought we could take a look at some of the things which that amount of money might buy, in order to put it all in to perspective.
- Almost 16 years of Ben Lovejoy
















- About 235,715 of Meg's man-purses
- Approximately 4,125,000 burritos

- Around 17,934,783 US postage stamps

- About 2,062,500 six-packs of cheap beer

- Six beers at Staples Center

- Almost 340 Toyota Priuses for Earl Sleek

- Approximately 4,187,817 cans of spray paint for Dunn to huff

- About 1,979,842 gallons of gas

- Nearly 917 funeral services for Rudy Kelly (RIP).



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