San Jose Sharks Gameday: Xanthophobia

Uh oh... - USA TODAY Sports

I am afraid of the color yellow. Hopefully that won't be an issue against the Predators.



I haven't discussed this on the blog before, but I suffer from a rare and crippling phobia of the color yellow. I have it under control most of the time, but on occasion if I am exposed to a lot of very intense yellow in a short period of time it can trigger a panic attack and -

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Oh God, no!

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It's too much!

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Make it stop!

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aaaaaaaaaahhhhh

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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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I'm going to throw up, I'm serious.

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Hahaha look at these idiots.

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The horror!

This is a nightmare! I can't possibly watch the game tonight you guys!

What's that? The game is in San Jose? The Predators will be wearing their away jerseys?

Oh. Thank Christ.

Today's book is Lord of the Flies, because I think yellow might have been a symbol for something in that book? I don't remember.

Prediction: The Nashville Predators away jerseys also look awful. Sharks win 4-1.

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