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Rank

Team

W-L-T

Pct

Div

Pts

Last Week

Waiver

Moves

Sacco

4.

Ponyville Sharks

45-28-12

.600

0-0-0

102

8-8-1

20

8

5.

Anzeholics Anonymous

45-30-10

.588

0-0-0

100

6-8-3

5

-

9.

Certified Ninjas

40-35-10

.529

0-0-0

90

10-5-2

14

6

14.

Fighting Fighters

31-41-13

.441

0-0-0

75

1-12-4

12

2

20.

spades lil bandito's

18-55-12

.282

0-0-0

48

3-11-3

19

6

Sandström

3.

Triple Rovertime

46-29-10

.600

7-7-3

102

14-0-3

7

6

8.

Donald Jer

39-30-16

.553

0-0-0

94

9-6-2

4

1

11.

Fournick Gators

33-39-13

.465

0-0-0

79

11-2-4

16

13

18.

Brain and Braun

23-47-15

.359

7-7-3

61

6-8-3

9

2

19.

Fear The Finns

24-49-12

.353

0-0-0

60

6-9-2

1

-

Friesen

2.

Sleek and Destroy

52-23-10

.671

0-0-0

114

9-6-2

8

5

6.

The Goddamn Honey

41-30-14

.565

4-11-2

96

8-6-3

11

9

10.

Windy City Frostbite

39-34-12

.529

11-4-2

90

6-9-2

10

3

15.

Golden Seals

29-41-15

.429

0-0-0

73

2-11-4

15

6

16.

Pencakers

29-43-13

.418

0-0-0

71

0-14-3

13

2

Granato

1.

Joe Bidens

56-16-13

.735

0-0-0

125

12-1-4

17

6

7.

Metal and Brawn

41-32-12

.553

0-0-0

94

8-6-3

6

4

12.

The Snuffle Bunnies

33-39-13

.465

0-0-0

79

8-8-1

2

2

13.

Stufflife Shrubs

33-41-11

.453

0-0-0

77

5-10-2

3

9

17.

SLO Say We All

29-44-12

.412

0-0-0

70

11-3-3

18

7

Meg continues to dominate while Spade continues to suck. Depressingly, the Ponyville Sharks are the only Sharks doing good right now.


G

A

+/-

PIM

PPP

SHP

GWG

SOG

FW

HIT

BLK

GS

W

L

GAA

SV%

SHO

Score

Joe Bidens

9

13

11

27

8

1

1

81

149

57

40

2

1

0

0.96

.950

0

12

Fighting Fighters

8

12

-4

12

3

0

1

57

95

26

21

1

1

0

1.00

.957

0

1

Can anyone stop the sexiest vice president?

1st Star: Jaroslav Halak was the only goalie Meg started last week, fortunately for him that was all he needed. Although he did lose to Fleury in SV%.

2nd Star: Sidney Crosby had 2 goals, 2 assists, 2 powerplay points, 12 shots, 42 faceoff wins, and 1 blocked shot.

3rd Star: Marc-Andre Fleury singlehandedly got Fighting Fighters 4 points.


G

A

+/-

PIM

PPP

SHP

GWG

SOG

FW

HIT

BLK

GS

W

L

GAA

SV%

SHO

Score

Triple Rovertime

13

17

9

31

9

0

3

80

43

42

18

6

3

1

1.57

.944

1

14

Pencakers

3

13

5

24

2

0

1

53

25

28

18

5

2

2

3.75

.864

1

0

Oh god this was a slaughter. Looking through Dunn's roster is hilarious. Your team is bad and you should feel bad.

1st Star: Hahahahaha!!!! Hailrover's team for showing up.


G

A

+/-

PIM

PPP

SHP

GWG

SOG

FW

HIT

BLK

GS

W

L

GAA

SV%

SHO

Score

Windy City Frostbite

12

19

16

28

6

0

3

87

125

54

28

6

3

3

2.85

.901

0

6

Donald Jer

13

13

6

45

8

1

3

92

62

27

42

3

2

1

2.00

.936

0

9

1st Star: Evander Kane had 3 goals, 1 assist, went +4, had 15 PIM, 1 GWG, 15 shots, 2 FW, 10 hits, and 2 blocked shots.

2nd Star: Tuukka Rask started 2 games and won both of them, a 1.50 GAA, and a .951 SV%.

3rd Star: Bryan Little had 1 goal, 3 assists, went +5, had 2 PIM, 4 shots, 35 FW, 1 hit, and 4 blocked shots.


G

A

+/-

PIM

PPP

SHP

GWG

SOG

FW

HIT

BLK

GS

W

L

GAA

SV%

SHO

Score

Sleek and Destroy

4

13

-11

10

5

1

2

79

157

49

48

4

3

1

1.26

.951

0

9

Fear The Finns

9

11

1

19

8

0

1

55

54

11

11

4

4

0

2.17

.917

0

6

Neutral apparently doesn't give a fuck about this league, no effort at all. Even the Sharks are capable of making line changes.

1st Star: Jakub Voracek was hotter than a Canucks fan at the mention of Chelsea Dagger. He had 4 goals, 7 assists, +3, 2PIM, 5 PPP, 1 GWG, 16 shots, and 1 hit.

2nd Star: Henrik Zetteberg had 1 goal, 4 assists, +2, 3 PPP, 1 GWG, 7 shots, 35 FW, 5 hits, 1 blocked shot.

3rd Star: Jonathan Quick had 2 starts, 2 wins, 1.00 GAA, and .958 SV%.


G

A

+/-

PIM

PPP

SHP

GWG

SOG

FW

HIT

BLK

GS

W

L

GAA

SV%

SHO

Score

spades lil bandito's

5

7

3

12

3

0

1

63

46

22

13

3

1

2

2.36

.915

0

3

SLO Say We All

10

14

-8

24

7

0

2

78

7

26

40

3

3

1

2.38

.920

0

11

1st Star: Matt Moulson had 3 goals, 3 assists, +1, 2 PPP, 19 shots, 3 hits, and 4 blocked shots.

2nd Star: P.A. Parenteau had 1 goal, 3 assists, 12 PIM, 3 PPP, 3 shots, and 6 hits.

3rd Star: Phil Kessel had 1 goal, 3 assists, went +1, 4 PIM, 1 PPP, 1 GWG, 11 shots, 1 hit, and 2 blocked shots.


G

A

+/-

PIM

PPP

SHP

GWG

SOG

FW

HIT

BLK

GS

W

L

GAA

SV%

SHO

Score

Ponyville Sharks

5

7

- 14

28

5

0

0

86

138

34

41

5

3

1

3.12

.901

1

8

The Snuffle Bunnies

7

9

4

33

6

0

1

80

130

31

30

4

1

3

2.04

.929

0

8

Testosterone levels were extremely low in this matchup.

1st Star: Joe Thornton had a goal, 2 assists, +1, 7 PIM, and 1 PPP, 6 shots, 23 FW, and 3 hits.

2nd Star: Ryan Kesler had 2 assists, -1, 4 PIM, 1 PPP oh for fucks sake!!! Now your foot is broken?!?! God damn it!

3rd Star: Nabby got 3 starts and 2 wins, 1 loss and a shutout. Despite having a terrible save percentage.


G

A

+/-

PIM

PPP

SHP

GWG

SOG

FW

HIT

BLK

GS

W

L

GAA

SV%

SHO

Score

Anzeholics Anonymous

12

11

8

14

3

0

6

76

50

17

13

6

3

1

1.79

.939

1

6

The Goddamn Honey

8

11

-6

33

4

0

0

74

120

52

20

1

1

0

0.00

1.000

1

8

1st Star: Roberto started 1 game........ and got a shutout and a win. Suck it Stalin!

2nd Star: Jeff Carter had 3 goals, 1 assist, +4, 4 PIM, 2 GWG, 12 shots, 16 FW, 3 hits, and 1 block.

3rd Star: Steven Stamkos had 4 goals, 4 assists, +2, 2 PIM, 1 PPP, 11 shots, 28 FW, 6 hits, 1 blocked shot.


G

A

+/-

PIM

PPP

SHP

GWG

SOG

FW

HIT

BLK

GS

W

L

GAA

SV%

SHO

Score

Brain and Braun

6

14

1

19

4

0

2

88

116

34

23

1

0

1

3.04

.893

0

6

Metal and Brawn

8

14

15

17

5

0

0

59

88

64

21

5

2

3

2.44

.913

0

8

1st Star: Claude Giroux had 3 goals, 5 assists, went +2, had 2 PPP, 1 GWG, 15 shots, 55 FW, 8 hits, and 4 blocked shots.

2nd Star: Ryan Getzlaf had 2 goals, 3 assists, went +1, had 3 PPP, 3 shots, 17 FW, 5 hits, and 7 blocked shots.

3rd Star: Pekka Rinne had 3 starts, 1 win, 2 losses, a 2.36 GAA, and a .911SV%.


G

A

+/-

PIM

PPP

SHP

GWG

SOG

FW

HIT

BLK

GS

W

L

GAA

SV%

SHO

Score

Certified Ninjas

11

7

0

33

4

0

0

97

60

61

41

4

2

1

2.72

.899

1

10

Stufflife Shrubs

8

19

-6

26

8

0

4

91

53

42

32

5

2

3

2.83

.914

0

5

1st Star: Max Pacioretty had 4 goals, 1 assist, went +4, and wasn't involved in any controversy last week.

2nd Star: The other Sedin Twin. He had 1 goal, 4 assists, and my god I just want to be done with this.

3rd Star: It was a team effort by Certified Ninjas so I'll just say the rest of his team.


G

A

+/-

PIM

PPP

SHP

GWG

SOG

FW

HIT

BLK

GS

W

L

GAA

SV%

SHO

Score

Fournick Gators

4

19

6

26

9

1

0

91

147

45

32

1

1

0

0.00

1.000

1

11

Golden Seals

4

9

-10

24

8

0

0

47

33

31

32

6

2

4

3.00

.907

1

2

1st Star: Pavel Datsyuk, because he is god, duh.

2nd Star: Skywise for not rotating his roster.

3rd Star: Ilya Bryzgalov for being awesome in the only game he started.

Oh, and fuck you Yahoo! For making it so I have to make a gravitar account to have a team picture now. You know, instead of just being able to take a picture from my computer, like you could a month ago. Fuck you.

I am going to go pray to the God-Emporer now for a Sharks win, or at least for them to not suck.


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