come lay down its gonna be ok
I imagine that right now, you're feeling a bit like Alice. Hmm?
Tumbling down the rabbit hole? Ducks fans? Well besides our nuts being halfway up our assholes..it's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all gonna have to take a bite. What the fuck happened to our team, man? Shit,our ass used to be beautiful! I hate to say this, but this losing streak is getting to us. I think we're getting the fear. Give us the strength to be what we were, and forgive what we currently are. We're gonna keep fighting. Is that CLEAR? We're gonna attack Wednesday night, we're gonna attack Friday. If we are not VICTORIOUS, let no man come back alive! So bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes. Cuz then we would have least no memory. That's where I want to live the rest of my life if the ducks cant pull of this funk. A warm place with no memory.
95% of this was done with quotes from movies...its my coping mechanism...going thru quotes in my head..that and porn and beer
GO DUCKS FUCK REGRESSION!