As we close in on the halfway point of the season, I have grown aware of one thing: My former hockey teammates are far more entertaining than I am. This is pretty ironic because they all sucked ass pretty badly (most of them, you know who you are), while I was fucking awesome. Well, except my freshman year. I was pretty shitty then. But that was because I didn't know I needed glasses. Anyways, the time has come. A most difficult decision lies before you...

This post really has nothing to do with the Calgary Flames. Uh, let's see...Oh! Um, Jarome Iginla seems like a Fred guy.

...Okay, so not every post is going to be a winner. I guess I could have put the Dallas Stars in the poop sock. I also found out that my old high school had their soccer team get in big trouble for beating the younger players with bags full of poop. I really wonder what that sounds like.